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mandalorianjedi — Cats of Kilkenny

Published: 2013-05-14 06:12:38 +0000 UTC; Views: 954; Favourites: 24; Downloads: 0
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Description The original author of this poem is uncertain, but it reminds me of Gata's loving relationship with her sister. Actually she hates her brother too, but at leased he is not set out to torture her... It's a cat thing.
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Redfin950 [2013-05-14 19:05:53 +0000 UTC]

Ladies, ladies... Kiss and make up now

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mandalorianjedi In reply to Redfin950 [2013-05-14 19:11:04 +0000 UTC]

If by kiss and make up you mean try to stab each other in the jugular, then they will try their best.

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Redfin950 In reply to mandalorianjedi [2013-05-14 19:41:40 +0000 UTC]

but they're both beautiful and hot, why they fight and over what?

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mandalorianjedi In reply to Redfin950 [2013-05-14 19:56:28 +0000 UTC]

It's a bit of a long story. They are a warrior race so they are already short tempered. Ailou (the blue haired one) was heir to the Ellanekos kingdom. She was strong, clever and capable aside from being quite sadistic. Her father, the king, hoped that she would get better, but didn't so he took her birthright, making Gata the next heir to the kingdom. Furious, Ailou attempted to kill her father, but failed, getting her banished because the king did not want to kill his own daughter. Later, the kingdom was invaded and all her people were either killed or enslaved. Gata barely managed to make it out alive, and was the only survivor in her group. Gata tried to find help to save what was left of her kingdom, but had no luck. With no money or land anymore, she was forced to find work as a bounty hunter.
In the meantime, Ailou is still on the loose and would love to kill her sister who she blames for getting her banished by being the "better daughter."

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Redfin950 In reply to mandalorianjedi [2013-05-14 20:00:59 +0000 UTC]

Well there both hot, so they shouldn't fight

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MandoJetii [2013-05-14 18:37:46 +0000 UTC]

The rhyme pattern reminds me of a poem I wrote a few months ago [link] .

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mandalorianjedi In reply to MandoJetii [2013-05-14 18:50:53 +0000 UTC]

There once was a boy from Peru
Who dreamed he was eating his shoe.
He awoke with a freight
Late at midnight
To find that his dream had come true.

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MandoJetii In reply to mandalorianjedi [2013-05-14 18:55:08 +0000 UTC]



There really is no end to the number of funny poems that have & can be written!

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DistantWanderer [2013-05-14 15:33:30 +0000 UTC]

So Gata is Irish? Killkenny, Ireland.

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mandalorianjedi In reply to DistantWanderer [2013-05-14 15:44:23 +0000 UTC]

Yes, you caught me. Despite the name, and constant Greek influence, because a poem mentions a location in Ireland, she is Irish.

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DistantWanderer In reply to mandalorianjedi [2013-05-14 15:46:22 +0000 UTC]

That would explain why you've made her just a feisty woman. Irish women have quite the bite.

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mandalorianjedi In reply to DistantWanderer [2013-05-14 15:48:19 +0000 UTC]

It also explains the red hair in her family, strong accent and constant drinking.

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DistantWanderer In reply to mandalorianjedi [2013-05-14 15:49:14 +0000 UTC]

And the fact that she's probably wearing so few clothes because she's too poor to buy more.

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mandalorianjedi In reply to DistantWanderer [2013-05-14 16:37:18 +0000 UTC]

Well that part is partially true... She was forced into poverty after the destruction of her kingdom, but they kinda dressed like that anyway.

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DistantWanderer In reply to mandalorianjedi [2013-05-14 16:50:12 +0000 UTC]

"Destruction of her kingdom" Considering she's Irish, it was probably done by the English.

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GoodKittyNyanchan [2013-05-14 15:25:47 +0000 UTC]

That's so sad-nyaaa.

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Matt-Flame [2013-05-14 10:30:38 +0000 UTC]

cats, there complicated .___.

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DannyAndYoko In reply to Matt-Flame [2013-05-14 10:43:15 +0000 UTC]

Cats are cute though ^^

And I mean in the absolute biggest term of the word, if you know what I mean... ^^

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Matt-Flame In reply to DannyAndYoko [2013-05-14 10:45:04 +0000 UTC]

my cat tricked a dog up a tree and somehow made it forget how to climb down, cute isnt a word id use, more like badass .D.

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DannyAndYoko In reply to Matt-Flame [2013-05-14 10:48:14 +0000 UTC]

Offcourse they can be badass too... ^^

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Matt-Flame In reply to DannyAndYoko [2013-05-14 11:06:29 +0000 UTC]

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DannyAndYoko In reply to Matt-Flame [2013-05-14 11:10:27 +0000 UTC]

Methinks you don't think in the absolute broadest term of the word cats... ^^

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Matt-Flame In reply to DannyAndYoko [2013-05-14 11:12:01 +0000 UTC]


im half asleep at the moment so please forgive the lack of comedy -D-

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DannyAndYoko In reply to Matt-Flame [2013-05-14 11:12:30 +0000 UTC]

But you reply so fast... XD

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Matt-Flame In reply to DannyAndYoko [2013-05-14 11:13:30 +0000 UTC]

lighting fast (^.-.)> 👍: 0 ⏩: 0