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1. Antboy

His origin story is basically close to being a rip-off of Spider-Man's, as he is bitten by an ant modified by the first film's villain. He has all of Spider-Man's superpowers, with one retarded bonus: he pees acid. Plus, it does not help when your friend in the crimne fighting business is a comic book nerd who uses his action figures to act out fantasies.

 

2. Shark Boy

One of the protagonists The Adventures Of Shark Boy and Lava Girl, Shark Boy is not what I call superhero material. He is a jerk to all, and in one song, he sings the worst lullaby that gives nightmares.

 

3. Jell-O Man

I'm siding with Linkara and saying "WHAT?!?!" A superhero made of the ELLO of the Jell-O logo fighting people who steal Jell-O snacks from kids, and his main weapon is using his head as a weapon. Plus the J in the logo becomes a dog-like freak named Wobbley that says "Yeah" all the time.

4. Hammerman

I'm going to be honest, Hammerman makes it on the list because he's too cheesy for his own good. Basically a cartoon superhero version of rap artist M.C. Hammer, this show was the bad kind of cheese, all while attempting to teach lessons like why graffiti is illegal, and he even fought the worst super villains, which are nothing but mere stereotypes of the crimes the show teaches about.

5. H.E.R.B.I.E.

Created for the Fantastic Four cartoon of 1978 when the rights to the Human Torch were taken by Universal, Stan Lee had the idea to replace him with H.E.R.B.I.E., and boy, did we suffer. The acting was horrible, and X-Men creator Dave Cockrum hated the robot so much, he quit.

6. Toolbox

Toolbox, from Defenders of Dynatron City, is on this list mainly because of his origin. He was a non-sentient toolbox that mutated into a heroic robot about being drenched in Proto Cola that was given a electrical shock, causing it and the three people trapped by Dr. Mayhem into the franchise's heroes. How is that even possible?! It made more sense for Jet Headstrong, Ms. Megawatt, and Buzzsaw Girl, but Toolbox?

7. Teen Titans Go! Robin

Not adding anymore since at this point, everyone knows why this version of Robin is hated.

8. Spaghetti Man

Really? It was cool to make the Harlem Globtrotters into superheroes, but Spaghetti Man? What, did Hannah-Barberra discover they lost the rights to Coil Man when they decided to recycle The Impossibles into Super Globtrotters?

9. Captain Novolin

What's worst than a bad superhero in a bad video game? A bad superhero in a bad video game meant to teach about diabetes. Sorry, Novolin, but Wilford Brimley is the real hero against diabeetus.

10. Titanic Trenton

This guys I just saw in DC Universe Online, and he sucks. He's just a noob hero who does nothing but poses for three students. He does not help the heroes defend justice. And they said Booster Gold was the worst. But if you meet him as a villain character, you'll see how sucky he really is, as his normal attack only does one point of damage, and his only special move is running around in circles, which does multiple hits that range from six and seven points of damage and also stuns. The reason he is on the list is because when beaten, the students realize he sucks and leaves him to self-pity.

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