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Blueskywater [2015-02-14 09:03:50 +0000 UTC]
Ang gwapo niyaaaaaa~ Spain, China and maybe America will be proud of his looks
(Where is that Spanish ass of his XD joke sorry)
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Mildemme In reply to Blueskywater [2015-02-15 15:49:01 +0000 UTC]
hahaha tenchu! yup he sure has that smexy spanish booty somewhere down there
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Blueskywater In reply to Mildemme [2015-02-16 01:00:12 +0000 UTC]
His booty represents his Spanish culture. XD
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Blueskywater In reply to Mildemme [2015-02-16 22:59:02 +0000 UTC]
Hehehehe that booty of his, no wonder why every nation is hell bent on trying to get a piece of him XD
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Mildemme In reply to Blueskywater [2015-02-18 08:07:23 +0000 UTC]
yesss 'coz there ain't no other special booty like his anywhere in the world
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Blueskywater In reply to Mildemme [2015-02-19 03:44:31 +0000 UTC]
He sways his booty, unconsciously attracting several booty pirates.
His fathers, the Great Spanish Pirate, the Chinese Merchant King and the American Navy Captain are trying their best to keep those perverts FRANCEANDNETHERLANDS out of his booty.
(Booty swish)
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
We must hide hiiiiiim!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Not again!!!!
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Mildemme In reply to Blueskywater [2015-02-19 06:06:09 +0000 UTC]
ohoho! countries be like chasing his booty everywhere
-america carrying him
-spain fighting off other countries
-china setting booby traps
ALL FOR ONE ONE FOR ALL!
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Blueskywater In reply to Mildemme [2015-02-19 06:44:15 +0000 UTC]
And then all Phil does is:
Tay (Spain)? Dad (America)? Papa (China)? What is going on? Dad why is tatay and papa fighting my friends? Umm dad???? (Umm Phil, they are not really the friends your fathers wanted for you...)
Well he was raised by two airheads and a veeeeery childish old man
I AM NOT OLD!
Meanwhile Malaysia and Indonesia are just sitting back and chilling out while drinking buko juice.
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Mildemme In reply to Blueskywater [2015-02-19 08:27:23 +0000 UTC]
Philippines--->clueless as heck xDD
and yes China you are old despite that baby face of yours
Malaysia: Indonesia, what are they doing?
Indonesia: Who knows? Anyway, would you like another helping of ice on that buko juice?
//slapped//
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Blueskywater In reply to Mildemme [2015-02-19 08:38:11 +0000 UTC]
Dad can you please put me down? Mr. France said that he will teach me how to do l'amour-
HE DID WHAT!?!?
Umm tay why are you attacking Mr. France?
That's it! We're locking you inside!
Huh? Why? (accidentally does the booty shake)
Yes China you are old~
How rude!
Those two should really help...nah they need more buko juice and some durian.//bricked//
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Mildemme In reply to Blueskywater [2015-02-20 16:17:22 +0000 UTC]
hahahaha omfg i'm laughing so hard xDD
Philippines for the love of god stop that booty shakin' before somebody launches WW3
Spain is losing his mind
America is having a nervous breakdown
and China is....well we don't talk about China, he's already too old to---- //kicked
Malaysia: Indonesia, did you hear something?
Indonesia: Nope, just birds chirping and the sound of the wind
...cricket....cricket...
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Blueskywater In reply to Mildemme [2015-02-20 17:02:28 +0000 UTC]
He can't help it, his booty has his own mind (coughtoomuchgunsifyouknowwhatimeancough)
His poor fathers are going crazy trying to protect their little boy from those pervs but their little Pearl is too airheaded...
Maybe his grandfather England can help? Oh wait a minute...
That's be me booty!
He's a pirate great...
Ohohohon...
EVERYBODY RUN!!!!
Malaysia: Oh it's the old man...I wonder how's Singapore?
Indonesia: Beats me, he must busy trying to collect money... I need more buko juice.
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Mildemme In reply to Blueskywater [2015-02-21 07:56:28 +0000 UTC]
crazy things happening everywhere, everyone running in all directions to catch Philippines and his fathers are frantic from protecting him from the swarm of perverted nations
I've caught you now Philippines!
Oh no you don't!
Philippines:
Malaysia: This just keeps getting better and better //sips buko juice
Indonesia: Hey Singapore come and watch the fun
Singapore: No time for that, I have people to threaten---i mean to talk you //slowly backs away into the shadows
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Blueskywater In reply to Mildemme [2015-02-21 13:46:30 +0000 UTC]
Kinda funny that he has 3 dads but there is no mom. This should be a sitcom! 3 dads and 1 son, adventures of the booty protectors!
ENGLAND! FRANCE!!! THAT IS YOUR GRANDSON DUDES!!!!!
Ah but you also like your brother Canada no amigo?...
I told you not to mention it! It's my secret remember!? (kinda inspired from real life fact that Canada is no. 1 country for the Americans...and I ship USCan sorry!!! DX)
AYAH YOU EUROPEANS LET GO OF MY CHILD RIGHT NOW ARU! It's your fault Spain!!!!
Philippines: Hmm I wonder what is in that flower?..(bends down, booty glows XDDD)
Their face--->
Malaysia: When did he even learn to do the ninja?....
Indonesia: We should ask Japan for lessons sometimes...
Malaysia: I kinda pity the poor guy who ended up angering him...
Indonesia: Hey look, those Europeans are staring at his booty..(eats popcarn)
Malaysia: Pervs...(sips buko juice)
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Mildemme In reply to Blueskywater [2015-02-21 17:53:19 +0000 UTC]
oh gawd those pervy faces
There's only one thing left to do!
//swallows Philippines halfway
WTF LET HIM OUT
...well Philippines' booty is still showing so that didn't really do anything helpful
Malaysia: Too tough to hide that booty
Indonesia:At this point I've already lost faith in humanity
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Blueskywater In reply to Mildemme [2015-02-22 07:07:35 +0000 UTC]
And this is why America always hesitates in bringing Phil to the family reunion.
NO! HE WILL BE KIDNAP!!!!
LET. HIM. OUT. ASS. IS. STILL. THERE.
Why won't they leave the poor hijo alone!!!!!!!
Malaysia: Since when did humanity earn our trust after years of pain?...
Indonesia:...That's just deep...let's have some more juice.
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