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- Vinnie, Throttle and Modo (Biker Mice From Mars 2006 revival). I really had high hopes for the 2006 revival, but when I saw what they did to the bros, I was all NOPE..NOT GONNA WATCH THAT AT ALL! And rightfully so...the bros are supposed to be muscular, yet here they all look skinny and weak, they look anorexic. Will someone please give Vinnie something to eat? He looks almost skeletal!
- Chairman Drek's new design (The Ratchet and Clank movie). For the longest time I have been a Ratchet and Clank fan and I especially love playing the first game because Chairman Drek is one of my all-time favorite animated villains and one of my favorite video game bosses, I already have shared with you the story of how I defeated without having to buy the R.Y.N.O and how I stayed up until 1:AM just to get to the final level where you face him both as Giant Clank and Ratchet.   Drek's my favorite character in the whole franchise in fact. And well..it disappoints me that the great Kevin Michael Richardson isn't returning to voice him for the movie and that he's going to be voiced by Paul Giamatti instead, but what really hammers it in is this...do you see anything wrong with Drek's look here? That's it, he has pupils, and his eyes aren't turqouise blue like they're supposed to be. Anyone who has played the game knows how Chairman Drek is supposed to look, anyone who has played the game can tell you he has turqouise blue eyes with NO pupils.   This version of Drek looks like a cross between trollface, one of Fegan's fooglies from Spy Kids and also like he came out of the movie 'Freaked' which btw is a severely underrated dark comedy.
- The transfurs (Changed). How can you even tell the male Transfurs and female ones apart? They both have no visible private parts. And also am I the only one who think it's a bit lazy for all of the black transfurs to be exactly the same type of animal, I mean all the black transfurs except for the ones with wings, are dogs or wolves. Also why are some of the transformations made to be thicc/sexy? If he's Dragonsnow is trying to make me fall for those things, forget it.
- The 2019 versions of the Jellicles. You know, when the werecat in the Thriller video looks less scary compared to these...you've screwed up.
- Most of the Skylander designs. Skylanders is a wasted opportunity franchise if you ask me, you have a concept that sounds awesome but it's wasted due to how it's basically the game is useless on its own without the toys. I like some of the characters and their powers but come on, some of the designs look like rejected Pokemon, and some look like they've been hit with the ugly stick one too many times and poor Spyro.
- The character designs in the Fire Emblem series. The male characters look even more feminine than the women and Kaden is supposed to be a kitsune but looks more like an anime pretty-boy you'd see on a body pillow as opposed to being fox-like.
- The werewolves (An American Werewolf In Paris). You know a sequel is bad when even the director of the first movie disowns it, that's not a joke by the way John Landis really does not count this movie as a legit sequel to the 1981 classic and I don't blame him, the first movie An American Werewolf In London had mind-blowing special fx even to this day..and this? Lazy CGI werewolves and transformation sequences that look like they came out of a Playstation 1 cutscene.
- The Headless Horseman (Sleepy Hollow tv series) - I already talked about how they made the horseman a gun-wielder instead of giving him a sword/axe, but the look he has with his head on really does irk me. I mean it's basically just the whole him wearing a black mask over his head and face that peeves me off, for pete's sake it's like he's pretending to be Tom Hardy as Bane in Dark Knight Rises!
- Masked Loki and TIm (Son Of The Mask). Nothing can ever beat Jim Carrey's classic The Mask. And certainly not these guys. I mean Tim looks like he escaped from Carlsville and Loki looks like Merton from Big Wolf On Campus if he put on the mask and turned into a Gene Simmons impersonator!
- Jerry and Amy's vampire forms (Fright Night 2011). You already know my feelings for this remake, but i'm going to flat out say this...the CGI used for the gore and vampire transformations sucks.   I mean take a look at Jerry here, he looks like he's channeling Mileena's species from Mortal Kombat. The original is and always will be better in terms of special fx.
- The trolls from Homestuck. Oh boy...here we go. Homestuck has to be the most confusing webcomic series I have ever read and yes...I made it past the first few acts, but it still confused and baffled me. I mean they're not trolls but they're aliens that call themselves trolls? What? When I look at these things they don't look troll or alien-like to me, they just look like scene kids with a bad skin condition, fangs, horns and a bad case of yellow eyes. I know that not all aliens look a like, and the art style is bad on purpose but come on! The Solomon family from Third Rock From The Sun make much better aliens than these guys do, and we didn't even get to see what their real forms looked like.
- The Teen Titans Go designs. I normally go for the whole cutesy art style but this..no...just no.
- Freddy Krueger (A Nightmare On Elm Street 2010). THIS is supposed to be Freddy? That looks ridiculous. It looks more like a leftover alien design from Star Trek: TNG than the famous dream-invading serial killer. Robert Englund's Freddy on the other hand = Perfect..wouldn't change a thing!
- Peter Vincent (the 2011 Fright Night remake). Mainly him in his magician garb from the Las Vegas scene. He looks like a cross between Shang Tsung, The Undertaker, and Russell Brand! This is not what I think of when I hear Peter Vincent's name, I think of Roddy McDowell in the original.
- The Disney Villain Offspring (Disney's Descendents) - The movie hasn't even aired on Disney Channel yet and yet i'm already feeling like this was a bad idea. Well I kind of already knew it would be a bad idea because well...it's a Disney Channel original movie...and let's face it, modern Disney Channel original movies tend to be all the same...if they're not trying to be a HSM Knockoff, they're trying to be a Camp Rock clone. In my Werebelushi rants episode on tv my character mentioned how HSM is the most blatant rip-off of Grease he has ever seen and he wasn't even kidding. Since this movie is made by that bastard Kenny Ortega who is also responsible for the HSM franchise as well as Camp Rock..it is only safe to say this is going to be pretty bad. For one thing just look at these guys..do these look villainous to you? No..to me they look like a rejected punk rock band. Evvie looks like a Princess Luna cosplayer and Mal looks like what would happen if Psylocke stole the late Michael Jackson's wardrobe! Plus...I doubt that Cruella's offspring would really look like Split Kit from The Garbage Pail Kids cartoon.   Whoever was in charge of the costume designs for this tv movie...I hope they'll get fired.
- The vampires (From Dusk Till Dawn tv series). For one thing...these things clearly aren't vampires, they're snake-people from a bizzare bloodcult. I'm not kidding, Rodriguez even said that himself and he said he prefers the show to the movie the show is based on. Are you alright in the head Mr Rodriguez? You seem to have lost it there for a second. The movie's vampires - now THOSE were vampires. Were they snakes? Well Santanico had that exotic pseudo nagin-look to her, but let me tell you something buddy...those were NOT snake-people, those were vampires and they explode when sunlight hits them! These creatures here are just snake-people who are part of a bizzare bloodcult...they're not even called vampires in the show, they're called "Culebras". Are you kidding me? They're literally snakes. I'm not kidding, their species name is the Spanish word for snake. Way to ruin the lore of the franchise, Rodriguez!
- Bratz...just Bratz. I know these dolls are for girls...but like with the 2006 Biker Mice From Mars designs of the bros, these girls just look so grotesque and anorexic. Plus...what's with the Mick Jagger lips?
- Gooby (Gooby). The original Freddy Fazbear is what I call him.
- The Werewolves in Cursed. Rick Baker is a talented makeup artist but not even his makeup artistry could save this movie, the werewolf seen here just looks more like a big stuffed teddybear than a werewolf and is CGI as opposed to be Baker's original concept for the creature.

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Description
- Vinnie, Throttle and Modo (Biker Mice From Mars 2006 revival). I really had high hopes for the 2006 revival, but when I saw what they did to the bros, I was all NOPE..NOT GONNA WATCH THAT AT ALL! And rightfully so...the bros are supposed to be muscular, yet here they all look skinny and weak, they look anorexic. Will someone please give Vinnie something to eat? He looks almost skeletal!
- Chairman Drek's new design (The Ratchet and Clank movie). For the longest time I have been a Ratchet and Clank fan and I especially love playing the first game because Chairman Drek is one of my all-time favorite animated villains and one of my favorite video game bosses, I already have shared with you the story of how I defeated without having to buy the R.Y.N.O and how I stayed up until 1:AM just to get to the final level where you face him both as Giant Clank and Ratchet.   Drek's my favorite character in the whole franchise in fact. And well..it disappoints me that the great Kevin Michael Richardson isn't returning to voice him for the movie and that he's going to be voiced by Paul Giamatti instead, but what really hammers it in is this...do you see anything wrong with Drek's look here? That's it, he has pupils, and his eyes aren't turqouise blue like they're supposed to be. Anyone who has played the game knows how Chairman Drek is supposed to look, anyone who has played the game can tell you he has turqouise blue eyes with NO pupils.   This version of Drek looks like a cross between trollface, one of Fegan's fooglies from Spy Kids and also like he came out of the movie 'Freaked' which btw is a severely underrated dark comedy.
- The transfurs (Changed). How can you even tell the male Transfurs and female ones apart? They both have no visible private parts. And also am I the only one who think it's a bit lazy for all of the black transfurs to be exactly the same type of animal, I mean all the black transfurs except for the ones with wings, are dogs or wolves. Also why are some of the transformations made to be thicc/sexy? If he's Dragonsnow is trying to make me fall for those things, forget it.
- The 2019 versions of the Jellicles. You know, when the werecat in the Thriller video looks less scary compared to these...you've screwed up.
- Most of the Skylander designs. Skylanders is a wasted opportunity franchise if you ask me, you have a concept that sounds awesome but it's wasted due to how it's basically the game is useless on its own without the toys. I like some of the characters and their powers but come on, some of the designs look like rejected Pokemon, and some look like they've been hit with the ugly stick one too many times and poor Spyro.
- The character designs in the Fire Emblem series. The male characters look even more feminine than the women and Kaden is supposed to be a kitsune but looks more like an anime pretty-boy you'd see on a body pillow as opposed to being fox-like.
- The werewolves (An American Werewolf In Paris). You know a sequel is bad when even the director of the first movie disowns it, that's not a joke by the way John Landis really does not count this movie as a legit sequel to the 1981 classic and I don't blame him, the first movie An American Werewolf In London had mind-blowing special fx even to this day..and this? Lazy CGI werewolves and transformation sequences that look like they came out of a Playstation 1 cutscene.
- The Headless Horseman (Sleepy Hollow tv series) - I already talked about how they made the horseman a gun-wielder instead of giving him a sword/axe, but the look he has with his head on really does irk me. I mean it's basically just the whole him wearing a black mask over his head and face that peeves me off, for pete's sake it's like he's pretending to be Tom Hardy as Bane in Dark Knight Rises!
- Masked Loki and TIm (Son Of The Mask). Nothing can ever beat Jim Carrey's classic The Mask. And certainly not these guys. I mean Tim looks like he escaped from Carlsville and Loki looks like Merton from Big Wolf On Campus if he put on the mask and turned into a Gene Simmons impersonator!
- Jerry and Amy's vampire forms (Fright Night 2011). You already know my feelings for this remake, but i'm going to flat out say this...the CGI used for the gore and vampire transformations sucks.   I mean take a look at Jerry here, he looks like he's channeling Mileena's species from Mortal Kombat. The original is and always will be better in terms of special fx.
- The trolls from Homestuck. Oh boy...here we go. Homestuck has to be the most confusing webcomic series I have ever read and yes...I made it past the first few acts, but it still confused and baffled me. I mean they're not trolls but they're aliens that call themselves trolls? What? When I look at these things they don't look troll or alien-like to me, they just look like scene kids with a bad skin condition, fangs, horns and a bad case of yellow eyes. I know that not all aliens look a like, and the art style is bad on purpose but come on! The Solomon family from Third Rock From The Sun make much better aliens than these guys do, and we didn't even get to see what their real forms looked like.
- The Teen Titans Go designs. I normally go for the whole cutesy art style but this..no...just no.
- Freddy Krueger (A Nightmare On Elm Street 2010). THIS is supposed to be Freddy? That looks ridiculous. It looks more like a leftover alien design from Star Trek: TNG than the famous dream-invading serial killer. Robert Englund's Freddy on the other hand = Perfect..wouldn't change a thing!
- Peter Vincent (the 2011 Fright Night remake). Mainly him in his magician garb from the Las Vegas scene. He looks like a cross between Shang Tsung, The Undertaker, and Russell Brand! This is not what I think of when I hear Peter Vincent's name, I think of Roddy McDowell in the original.
- The Disney Villain Offspring (Disney's Descendents) - The movie hasn't even aired on Disney Channel yet and yet i'm already feeling like this was a bad idea. Well I kind of already knew it would be a bad idea because well...it's a Disney Channel original movie...and let's face it, modern Disney Channel original movies tend to be all the same...if they're not trying to be a HSM Knockoff, they're trying to be a Camp Rock clone. In my Werebelushi rants episode on tv my character mentioned how HSM is the most blatant rip-off of Grease he has ever seen and he wasn't even kidding. Since this movie is made by that bastard Kenny Ortega who is also responsible for the HSM franchise as well as Camp Rock..it is only safe to say this is going to be pretty bad. For one thing just look at these guys..do these look villainous to you? No..to me they look like a rejected punk rock band. Evvie looks like a Princess Luna cosplayer and Mal looks like what would happen if Psylocke stole the late Michael Jackson's wardrobe! Plus...I doubt that Cruella's offspring would really look like Split Kit from The Garbage Pail Kids cartoon.   Whoever was in charge of the costume designs for this tv movie...I hope they'll get fired.
- The vampires (From Dusk Till Dawn tv series). For one thing...these things clearly aren't vampires, they're snake-people from a bizzare bloodcult. I'm not kidding, Rodriguez even said that himself and he said he prefers the show to the movie the show is based on. Are you alright in the head Mr Rodriguez? You seem to have lost it there for a second. The movie's vampires - now THOSE were vampires. Were they snakes? Well Santanico had that exotic pseudo nagin-look to her, but let me tell you something buddy...those were NOT snake-people, those were vampires and they explode when sunlight hits them! These creatures here are just snake-people who are part of a bizzare bloodcult...they're not even called vampires in the show, they're called "Culebras". Are you kidding me? They're literally snakes. I'm not kidding, their species name is the Spanish word for snake. Way to ruin the lore of the franchise, Rodriguez!
- Bratz...just Bratz. I know these dolls are for girls...but like with the 2006 Biker Mice From Mars designs of the bros, these girls just look so grotesque and anorexic. Plus...what's with the Mick Jagger lips?
- Gooby (Gooby). The original Freddy Fazbear is what I call him.
- The Werewolves in Cursed. Rick Baker is a talented makeup artist but not even his makeup artistry could save this movie, the werewolf seen here just looks more like a big stuffed teddybear than a werewolf and is CGI as opposed to be Baker's original concept for the creature.

Original meme here:
www.deviantart.com/art/Top-15-…