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- 2011!Jerry Dandrige. Someone recently did an article explaining why they think the Fright Night remake is underrated, that trash bag of a remake, underrated? Gimme a break. It wasn't even needed, nobody asked for a Fright Night remake. Also I don't like Collin Farrell as Jerry, he doesn't scream 'cool and sophisticated' like the original Jerry, he screams 'that one frat boy who is also like a dude bro who works out at the gym every week'. He tries too hard to be sexy. This movie only exists because of the 'sexy' monster trend at the time started by the likes of Twilight and True Blood. I never got that trend to be honest, it's the same problem I have with the character designs in Fire Emblem, all of the male characters look anorexic - like there are no overweight characters in the franchise and no muscular characters and all of the male characters look like women (I know it's a thing in Japan but still, they look more effeminate than young Mick Jagger and David Bowie combined. Although to be honest both Jagger and Bowie are much sexier than any of the male characters in that franchise) and in particular the character of Kaden. He's supposed to be a Kitsune (a mythical fox-monster) but he doesn't have any vulpine traits apart from the ears and the tails, and no I don't think him calling human characters 'human' is a non-human trait in the slightest even though I have seen this trope quite a few times. Maybe if Kaden had you know, more definitive half-animal features like maybe claw-like fingernails or fur on his hands, feet and face or maybe if he was a bit like the fox Wesen from Grimm maybe I wouldn't be put off by his design, I mean look at Wolf from Tenth Kingdom, you can at least tell he's still technically a wolf-person. 2011!Jerry is just so...ick. Put a stake in this guy's heart.
- Puro (Changed). Remember the whole Changed craze on here and how pretty much every extreme furry out there was in love with this game and the character of Puro? I do but i'm not one of the latter. I'm sorry, but after a certain someone dedicated a 46+ page comic to people being turned into Puro's species I am officially going to say I am sick of that bastard. He is oversatuation in game character form. Someone wrote a journal about me, threatening to kill themselves just because my OC defeated Puro in her show and insulted fans of the same. Yikes, and I thought that fans of Skylanders and Homestuck were whiny. There's nothing to Puro, yes he likes reading and is a good 'boi' but we don't know anything about him, we don't know if he used to be human or if he has a connection to the main character, we don't where he comes from. Also am I the only one who thinks that Changed is a rape allegory considering how the creatures transform you and everything? I read a review of the game saying there's no sex in it...uhhh, then what do you call the dragon rape scene that pops up during the credits? This game was made for young players specifically pre-teens or teens to play, right? Because there's no way that was put in intentionally. Puro to me is overrated, I hope to never see anymore Changed fanart or Changed transformations ever again.
- Nolanverse Batman. I can't take Christian Bale seriously with that voice.
- Nolanverse Joker. I don't get the praise that the Nolanverse Batman movies have, really. I don't get it at all, the only reason Heath Ledger's Joker is praised now is because he got a post-humorous Oscar nomination. I never got the appeal of the Nolan-verse Batman movies at all, when it comes to Joker i'll go with Mark Hamill and Jack Nicholson anyday.
- Rose (Titanic). I had to watch Titanic in history class, and well it's kind of a bad sign when you have to watch a not entirely accurate historical movie in a class about actual history. I never got the appeal of this movie to be honest. I consider the movie itself to be overrated.
- Nick Morton (The Mummy, Dark Universe). Universal attempted to do to their monsters what Marvel does for superhero movies with the idea of a shared universe but it fell flat, for obvious reasons. Don't get me wrong, I like Ahmanet..she's an interesting villainess but she's under-used in this movie and most of the screentime goes to Nick. Half of it is dedicated to showing just how badass Tom Cruise is and that's the worst part of it. Nick isn't much of a character to be honest either, we don't know enough about him to care about him or to route for him.
- Forrest Gump (Forrest Gump). I don't hate Tom Hanks, it's just dramatic Tom Hanks has NEVER been my thing, I like wacky/funny Tom Hanks. It's just I really can't take Hanks seriously in this movie with that accent that makes him sound like a mix of Big Macintosh from MLP: Friendship Is Magic and Hank Hill.
- Santanico Pandemonium (From Dusk Till Dawn: The Series). Who's idea was it to make a From Dusk Till Dawn tv show? I know it must have been Robert Rodriguez's idea, but still he should have known the lore of his own movies a bit better than this. She's not very well developed, compared to Salma Hayek she's not very attractive (too thin for my liking. Like I know you're a snake-vampire and all but eat something once and a while please), and also the backstory. Santanico already got a backstory in the third movie, you know...the Hangman's Daughter? She doesn't need another one.
- Julie James (I Know What You Did Last Summer). I do not like the I Know What You Did Last Summer movies mainly because they're proof that modern slashers are just dumb compared to Friday the 13th and NOES. The teenage protagonists are unlikable and stupid and in any other movie they would be the villains. Expecting us to route for them is like expecting us to feel bad for Biff Tannen or Walter Peck. I'm sorry but no number of 'Peck was right the whole time' theories are going to change that, and no 'Biff is the real hero' theory is ever going to change the fact that Biff is a villain. I hope that they get killed and I hope she gets blamed for it and then killed herself.
- John Kramer (SAW). I like the first two SAW movies but I dislike the movies from 3 onward, what I don't like about him is that he never gets caught for his actions and just continues doing what he does to people even if they didn't do anything wrong.
- Dr Heiter (The Human Centipede). Another overrated horror villain who I wish would get caught for his actions. Also...i'm sorry, I just never got the appeal of the Human Centipede. It's gross and gives Body Horror a bad name.
- Ichabod Crane (Sleepy Hollow tv show). A Sleepy Hollow tv show could have worked...but noooo, they had to go for the most rehashed plot ever...a character from another decade/era ends up in the future/present that is supposed to be the future, a plot that has been done numerous other times. Want to see this plot done right? See Demolition Man. I tried to give this show a chance but it basically devolved into a monster of the week/mystery show with no specific plot and Fanfic Fuel for horny teen girls who have a thing for Ichabod. Don't get me wrong, Ichabod can be attractive, but there's only room for one sexy Ichabod and that's Johnny Depp. Also...i'm sorry, to the person who called the Burton version of the Hessian a complete joke, but...were you even paying attention to the movie? Burton's Hessian Horseman is legitimately scary. The one in the tv show isn't, he's just Abraham Von Brunt who got all jealous because Ichabod was dating his girl and that's it. Laaaame. If you like the show, that's fine...but I gave it a shot, and I wish they would cancel it.
- Toothless (How To Train Your Dragon). I like the movies but the problem is that Toothless as a character is pretty much oversatuated, and by that I mean out of all the Dreamworks characters, all Dreamworks seems to focus on are the Shrek, Kung Fu Panda and the characters from this movie, sure the Trolls get to share the spotlight but most of the time it's KFP, Shrek and HTYD. Meanwhile Megamind, Antz and El Dorado are just sitting around waiting to get their chance to shine again. I like Toothless as a character but i'd like Dreamworks to do less of him considering he's pretty much a marketing tool.
- R (Warm Bodies). Do yourselves a favor and watch Return Of The Living Dead if you want to see a sexy zombie.
- Edward Cullen (Twilight). I personally dislike Twilight, for a specific reason...it started the whole teen monster hearthrob craze of the 2010's.
- Skylanders characters (Skylanders). I already have stated that I don't hate Skylanders as a whole and there are some characters I like in terms of design or what type of creature they are, it's just well the problem is....Skylanders is the very definition of 'marketing tool' and also 'oversatuation'. There is no purpose to the actual figures themselves other than using them with the games themselves and the games themselves, well the only ones I genuinely liked were Imaginators and Swap Force, Superchargers was a generic racing game, and the others were hit and miss. The designs are alright, it's just some are a bit too ugly for my taste. Say what you like about things like Pokemon, at least Pokemon has a purpose. Even worse is how Spyro the dragon is treated, guys...putting Spyro's name in the title of one of your installments doesn't make it a Spyro game. Spyro is just a recurring guest character in the game that was only put in there because the creators couldn't give a Spyro a new game to be in at the time so he had to be second banana to the Skylanders. Thank goodness for the Reiginited Trilogy, amiright?
- Barney (Barney the Dinosaur).
- Borat. I personally never got the humor of this character and prefer Sacha's other character Ali G.

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- 2011!Jerry Dandrige. Someone recently did an article explaining why they think the Fright Night remake is underrated, that trash bag of a remake, underrated? Gimme a break. It wasn't even needed, nobody asked for a Fright Night remake. Also I don't like Collin Farrell as Jerry, he doesn't scream 'cool and sophisticated' like the original Jerry, he screams 'that one frat boy who is also like a dude bro who works out at the gym every week'. He tries too hard to be sexy. This movie only exists because of the 'sexy' monster trend at the time started by the likes of Twilight and True Blood. I never got that trend to be honest, it's the same problem I have with the character designs in Fire Emblem, all of the male characters look anorexic - like there are no overweight characters in the franchise and no muscular characters and all of the male characters look like women (I know it's a thing in Japan but still, they look more effeminate than young Mick Jagger and David Bowie combined. Although to be honest both Jagger and Bowie are much sexier than any of the male characters in that franchise) and in particular the character of Kaden. He's supposed to be a Kitsune (a mythical fox-monster) but he doesn't have any vulpine traits apart from the ears and the tails, and no I don't think him calling human characters 'human' is a non-human trait in the slightest even though I have seen this trope quite a few times. Maybe if Kaden had you know, more definitive half-animal features like maybe claw-like fingernails or fur on his hands, feet and face or maybe if he was a bit like the fox Wesen from Grimm maybe I wouldn't be put off by his design, I mean look at Wolf from Tenth Kingdom, you can at least tell he's still technically a wolf-person. 2011!Jerry is just so...ick. Put a stake in this guy's heart.
- Puro (Changed). Remember the whole Changed craze on here and how pretty much every extreme furry out there was in love with this game and the character of Puro? I do but i'm not one of the latter. I'm sorry, but after a certain someone dedicated a 46+ page comic to people being turned into Puro's species I am officially going to say I am sick of that bastard. He is oversatuation in game character form. Someone wrote a journal about me, threatening to kill themselves just because my OC defeated Puro in her show and insulted fans of the same. Yikes, and I thought that fans of Skylanders and Homestuck were whiny. There's nothing to Puro, yes he likes reading and is a good 'boi' but we don't know anything about him, we don't know if he used to be human or if he has a connection to the main character, we don't where he comes from. Also am I the only one who thinks that Changed is a rape allegory considering how the creatures transform you and everything? I read a review of the game saying there's no sex in it...uhhh, then what do you call the dragon rape scene that pops up during the credits? This game was made for young players specifically pre-teens or teens to play, right? Because there's no way that was put in intentionally. Puro to me is overrated, I hope to never see anymore Changed fanart or Changed transformations ever again.
- Nolanverse Batman. I can't take Christian Bale seriously with that voice.
- Nolanverse Joker. I don't get the praise that the Nolanverse Batman movies have, really. I don't get it at all, the only reason Heath Ledger's Joker is praised now is because he got a post-humorous Oscar nomination. I never got the appeal of the Nolan-verse Batman movies at all, when it comes to Joker i'll go with Mark Hamill and Jack Nicholson anyday.
- Rose (Titanic). I had to watch Titanic in history class, and well it's kind of a bad sign when you have to watch a not entirely accurate historical movie in a class about actual history. I never got the appeal of this movie to be honest. I consider the movie itself to be overrated.
- Nick Morton (The Mummy, Dark Universe). Universal attempted to do to their monsters what Marvel does for superhero movies with the idea of a shared universe but it fell flat, for obvious reasons. Don't get me wrong, I like Ahmanet..she's an interesting villainess but she's under-used in this movie and most of the screentime goes to Nick. Half of it is dedicated to showing just how badass Tom Cruise is and that's the worst part of it. Nick isn't much of a character to be honest either, we don't know enough about him to care about him or to route for him.
- Forrest Gump (Forrest Gump). I don't hate Tom Hanks, it's just dramatic Tom Hanks has NEVER been my thing, I like wacky/funny Tom Hanks. It's just I really can't take Hanks seriously in this movie with that accent that makes him sound like a mix of Big Macintosh from MLP: Friendship Is Magic and Hank Hill.
- Santanico Pandemonium (From Dusk Till Dawn: The Series). Who's idea was it to make a From Dusk Till Dawn tv show? I know it must have been Robert Rodriguez's idea, but still he should have known the lore of his own movies a bit better than this. She's not very well developed, compared to Salma Hayek she's not very attractive (too thin for my liking. Like I know you're a snake-vampire and all but eat something once and a while please), and also the backstory. Santanico already got a backstory in the third movie, you know...the Hangman's Daughter? She doesn't need another one.
- Julie James (I Know What You Did Last Summer). I do not like the I Know What You Did Last Summer movies mainly because they're proof that modern slashers are just dumb compared to Friday the 13th and NOES. The teenage protagonists are unlikable and stupid and in any other movie they would be the villains. Expecting us to route for them is like expecting us to feel bad for Biff Tannen or Walter Peck. I'm sorry but no number of 'Peck was right the whole time' theories are going to change that, and no 'Biff is the real hero' theory is ever going to change the fact that Biff is a villain. I hope that they get killed and I hope she gets blamed for it and then killed herself.
- John Kramer (SAW). I like the first two SAW movies but I dislike the movies from 3 onward, what I don't like about him is that he never gets caught for his actions and just continues doing what he does to people even if they didn't do anything wrong.
- Dr Heiter (The Human Centipede). Another overrated horror villain who I wish would get caught for his actions. Also...i'm sorry, I just never got the appeal of the Human Centipede. It's gross and gives Body Horror a bad name.
- Ichabod Crane (Sleepy Hollow tv show). A Sleepy Hollow tv show could have worked...but noooo, they had to go for the most rehashed plot ever...a character from another decade/era ends up in the future/present that is supposed to be the future, a plot that has been done numerous other times. Want to see this plot done right? See Demolition Man. I tried to give this show a chance but it basically devolved into a monster of the week/mystery show with no specific plot and Fanfic Fuel for horny teen girls who have a thing for Ichabod. Don't get me wrong, Ichabod can be attractive, but there's only room for one sexy Ichabod and that's Johnny Depp. Also...i'm sorry, to the person who called the Burton version of the Hessian a complete joke, but...were you even paying attention to the movie? Burton's Hessian Horseman is legitimately scary. The one in the tv show isn't, he's just Abraham Von Brunt who got all jealous because Ichabod was dating his girl and that's it. Laaaame. If you like the show, that's fine...but I gave it a shot, and I wish they would cancel it.
- Toothless (How To Train Your Dragon). I like the movies but the problem is that Toothless as a character is pretty much oversatuated, and by that I mean out of all the Dreamworks characters, all Dreamworks seems to focus on are the Shrek, Kung Fu Panda and the characters from this movie, sure the Trolls get to share the spotlight but most of the time it's KFP, Shrek and HTYD. Meanwhile Megamind, Antz and El Dorado are just sitting around waiting to get their chance to shine again. I like Toothless as a character but i'd like Dreamworks to do less of him considering he's pretty much a marketing tool.
- R (Warm Bodies). Do yourselves a favor and watch Return Of The Living Dead if you want to see a sexy zombie.
- Edward Cullen (Twilight). I personally dislike Twilight, for a specific reason...it started the whole teen monster hearthrob craze of the 2010's.
- Skylanders characters (Skylanders). I already have stated that I don't hate Skylanders as a whole and there are some characters I like in terms of design or what type of creature they are, it's just well the problem is....Skylanders is the very definition of 'marketing tool' and also 'oversatuation'. There is no purpose to the actual figures themselves other than using them with the games themselves and the games themselves, well the only ones I genuinely liked were Imaginators and Swap Force, Superchargers was a generic racing game, and the others were hit and miss. The designs are alright, it's just some are a bit too ugly for my taste. Say what you like about things like Pokemon, at least Pokemon has a purpose. Even worse is how Spyro the dragon is treated, guys...putting Spyro's name in the title of one of your installments doesn't make it a Spyro game. Spyro is just a recurring guest character in the game that was only put in there because the creators couldn't give a Spyro a new game to be in at the time so he had to be second banana to the Skylanders. Thank goodness for the Reiginited Trilogy, amiright?
- Barney (Barney the Dinosaur).
- Borat. I personally never got the humor of this character and prefer Sacha's other character Ali G.