Comments: 43
SilverSpark422 [2017-06-18 06:19:30 +0000 UTC]
Don't worry, she's not tasting her own blood, she just finished smiting her foes! She'll be alright, she's a trained sword-swollower!
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landro117 [2013-10-10 14:44:54 +0000 UTC]
yeayea, only to look up and then slide that sword in her throat and she's dead!
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snowball-x [2013-09-14 02:52:28 +0000 UTC]
is derpy gonna be ok?
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Jolttra [2013-08-08 07:01:27 +0000 UTC]
This is going to sound weird, but I once made a plot for a crossover series that combined Star Wars, Starcraft, Halo, MLP, Dragon Ball Z, and Sonic. This was part of a $50 bet that i made with a fan-girl friend of mine. The plot is too long to explain (unless your really interested) but it involved Derpy being the Admiral of a new faction I invented called F.E.a.R. She actually out ranked Piccolo and Tassadar. But not Jim Rayner.
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Jolttra In reply to ohthatandy [2013-08-08 23:05:52 +0000 UTC]
That was the joke. Everyone would constantly question the main characters decision to make her Admiral, (the main characters name was Raze Hell, btw) and her constant antics would make people question his own sanity. Then when bad things start happening her insane and unconventional tactics would save the day.
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ohthatandy In reply to Jolttra [2013-08-09 15:44:02 +0000 UTC]
Ah, I see. Sounds interesting, good luck with your writing! :3
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Fuzzyleafdragon [2012-10-14 01:44:45 +0000 UTC]
poor derpy! she doesnt know whats goin on!
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ohthatandy In reply to Fuzzyleafdragon [2012-10-14 06:09:13 +0000 UTC]
pick up the sword they said.
pick it up with your mouth they said.
blarlahgaphrlahdlhbluhbluhbluhbluh she said.
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SandPerv [2012-07-20 07:47:15 +0000 UTC]
well its not going to taste like muffins now is it?
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NumberSevin [2012-06-05 19:50:38 +0000 UTC]
*Uses magic to take the sword you and heal her*
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PkGam [2012-03-22 09:42:37 +0000 UTC]
This right here...
... is hilarious!
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stickman00 [2012-03-13 12:43:23 +0000 UTC]
has an iron taste to it
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kooklaa [2012-02-08 03:27:00 +0000 UTC]
oh derpy hahaha... yea we better get you to a hospital thats a lot of blood 0_0'
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YeaImABrony-GotAProb [2012-02-04 15:18:11 +0000 UTC]
Mine tastes like crispy cream.
NOT A DIRTY REFERENCE!!!
Get ur mind outta thar!!!
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spider123357 [2012-02-01 02:28:28 +0000 UTC]
this made me lol
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CityFlyer502 [2012-01-25 05:57:19 +0000 UTC]
Only Derpy could manage to hold a sword the wrong way. Just hope she figures it out before she hurts herself any further. Nice work and congrats on getting featured at EqD.
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PLCTheCd [2012-01-20 07:51:50 +0000 UTC]
Sent her to the doctor, preferably Doctor Whooves...
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DemonPanther [2012-01-19 03:09:15 +0000 UTC]
Awwwwwww, Derpy can't be considered a threat >w<
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Wor1dxfs [2012-01-18 02:23:41 +0000 UTC]
Cuz an arrow in the knee its too mainstream
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ohthatandy In reply to Wor1dxfs [2012-01-18 02:44:59 +0000 UTC]
Derpy used to be in the army, but then she picked up her sword wrong.
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Wisdom-Thumbs [2012-01-18 01:05:26 +0000 UTC]
"My sword... tastes like blood..."
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ohthatandy In reply to Wisdom-Thumbs [2012-01-18 02:44:23 +0000 UTC]
hahaha crazy, that was my other idea for the text!
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Wisdom-Thumbs In reply to ohthatandy [2012-01-19 00:46:57 +0000 UTC]
Seeing as how somebody else had already had the same idea as me, it's probably for the best that you went with something less obvious.
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AaronMk [2012-01-17 23:46:17 +0000 UTC]
I'd ask if there was a slight copper taste...
But she'll figure it out, I hope.
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mmadhu94 [2012-01-17 23:29:37 +0000 UTC]
That's not how sword swallowing works!
Good job lol!
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RyanSlamwheel [2012-01-17 23:10:16 +0000 UTC]
RIP AND CUT AND MUTILATE THE INNOCENT!
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