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How long do you figure it'll be before there's a permanent hand-shaped dent in Chloe's face?
...I've been drawing pizza slices for like three months just as setup for this joke.
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"Apparently my unofficial job title is InvisiClues. There's some real nerds on the team." en.wikipedia.org/wiki/InvisiCl…
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A person needs her priorities. It looks like good pizza. Best not waste it.
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Ohhh, just you wait for Chloe to bring out the dreaded double-facepalm...
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"...I've been drawing pizza slices for like three months just as setup for this joke." you really want me to go back through every one of these poker night comic strips to check if that's true, well joke's on you i'm going to do that anyway because i'm an idiot with too much free time
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LOL. You have fun with that. You can probably do it faster via the thumbnails, though: www.deviantart.com/phantom-ink…
Maybe only two months. First slice of pizza appears on August 11 — but I'm going to claim the pizza is a bake-at-home pizza and it wasn't done cooking in the previous three comics
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to be fair i did that before you sent the reply (as far as i'm aware) and honestly i'm impressed at the minor details that get put into things like these
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Also notice Zia's tail is right there waiting for Chloe to give the okay... or not okay and take it when she's not looking.
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well,itwould seem that deviantart creators never fail to amaze me
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You have to commit to a joke
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At least she asked first.
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And to be fair, it doesn't have Chloe's name on it per se....
You ever been to a Costco?
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I've had memberships at both BJ's and Sam's Club. Does that count?
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I can't remember the last time I was in a Sam's Club, and aside from NSFW and a local radio talk show I'm not certain what you mean by "BJ's".
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en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/BJ%27s… <-- $12 billion in sales last year, employing 25,000 people across 200 locations.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sam%27… <-- $57 billion in sales last year, with nearly 600 locations.
Admittedly, Costco's $140 billion last year and 700 locations beats them both, but in some parts of the US, you go to Sam's or BJ's and you've never even heard of Costco.
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Okay, so they don't have a BJ's in Washington.
Also, your answer is "no" then?
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Been to several of Costco's competitors, and have a BJ's membership right now, but the nearest Costco is like an hour's drive, past BJ's, a Sam's Club, several Walmarts and Targets, and multiple large malls, so I've never exactly felt the need to go visit it.
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If it's like a regular Costco instead of a Business Costco, then they should have a brand-name eatery right outside the front doors.
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Sam's had an eatery. BJ's had one, and then they closed it to make room for an appliance display for a year, and now the appliance display is gone and I think they're building a new eatery. Remind me how this is relevant again?
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(has been patiently waiting this whole thread for that question to finally be asked) Because you should see the size of the slices of pizza that Costco offers up, compared to what you've been drawing during this sub-arc of Day Two. (Try one and you'll see what I mean, reading about it isn't the same thing as seeing one plopped in front of you on a paper plate.) Considering how much bigger some of these women have become, you'd think their portions would change accordingly.
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Um.
That's a long way to go for "Dude, you should see the size of my pizza!" 
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In the mid-1990s, I went to a family-owned pizza place in Illinois one time. To this day, it remains some of the best pizza I have EVER eaten, and I have yet to see a big chain restaurant or frozen section offering get anywhere near that.
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It's pretty transparent: She loves the tail and doesn't want to lose it. She thinks it's an improvement. It may even terrify her to think about going back.
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I think that it will take at least one more facepalm before Chloe's face has a permanent indentation XD
Frankly, I love how consistent you are with Zia's characterization.
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Could that mean that technically she'd be just an intern?
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I dunno, usually interns aren't paid. But you make a good argument.
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Paid internships are a thing.
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Being cold-blooded is a great excuse for being lazy. >_>
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Answer the question: ARE you going to finish that??
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