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AlexanderSct [2016-06-22 15:41:07 +0000 UTC]
ALUCARD
Replaces the boogieman with his better cousin's cousin, himself. (See what I did there?)
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BloodyMangle In reply to AlexanderSct [2016-09-27 20:57:16 +0000 UTC]
I might not mind Alucard being the boogie man if ya know what I mean
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ladyjillkill97 [2016-06-09 13:37:17 +0000 UTC]
Alucard wins!
Brutality
(Sorry Pitch you had nothing on Alucard)
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AyosDesignz [2016-03-14 00:14:30 +0000 UTC]
Had to favorite cuz it made me lol.
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Musiclover1001 [2016-02-06 06:35:44 +0000 UTC]
AHH!!! I don't know weather this is sexy or just flat out creepy, but it's better then Twilight!
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EliBurrySchnepp [2015-10-30 06:03:14 +0000 UTC]
Bitch I eat people-err, anthropomorphic personifications!
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HeroOfTengoku7K [2014-11-22 15:09:10 +0000 UTC]
Or to be precise Alucard is the Boogy Man
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S0RR0WPASTA [2014-09-27 03:03:19 +0000 UTC]
OH SHIZNITS....
Random Child: MOMMY!!!! ALUCARD IS IN MY CLOSET!!!!!!!!
Mother: No Timmy.... There is no boogieman...
Random Child: I DID NOT SAY BOOGIE MAN!!!! I SAID ALUCARD!!!
Mother: There's no Alucar- *gets shot*
Random Child: MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!
Alucard: Good night little boy! *points a gun at the random child*
Seras: MASTER!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
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MidgeMash [2014-07-27 05:25:34 +0000 UTC]
What did he taste like, boogies? Hehe, im sorry that was really disgustingΒ Β
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hieifan6 [2014-05-06 13:10:33 +0000 UTC]
LOL
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ZephyrTheFox24 [2014-02-23 20:21:55 +0000 UTC]
GOOD-BYE Slender, I won't be afraid of you anymore, since Alucard will kill you.
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ZephyrTheFox24 [2014-02-20 05:36:17 +0000 UTC]
Blackcat34 , you're right, however, he ate the boogieman, and replaced him
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Blackcat34 In reply to ZephyrTheFox24 [2014-02-20 22:50:35 +0000 UTC]
Which makes even more sense y the Boogieman wen missing. :3
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ZephyrTheFox24 In reply to Blackcat34 [2014-02-21 06:43:12 +0000 UTC]
Thanks for agreeing with on that Blackcat34
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ZephyrTheFox24 In reply to Blackcat34 [2014-11-27 10:07:50 +0000 UTC]
Whoa, it's been such a long time since I have replied back
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Blackcat34 [2014-02-17 21:24:55 +0000 UTC]
He IS the Boogieman!Β
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superstrudel [2013-11-13 19:00:08 +0000 UTC]
I bet all my money on the boogieman.
[To the boogieman]: Β«GO, BIGFOOT! PUT THE JACKAL IN THE A** OF THIS HEMOGOTH!Β»
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BLarg145 [2013-08-30 02:47:37 +0000 UTC]
I don't know if I want to find this under my bed at night. My fan-girl says, "Hell Yeah!!" but my sanity and will to live say, "HELL NO!!!!"
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LittleMissAuthorD In reply to BLarg145 [2013-09-26 02:51:01 +0000 UTC]
It depends on the situation. Is he under your bed for a good reason or a bad reason?
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BLarg145 In reply to LittleMissAuthorD [2013-09-29 03:06:29 +0000 UTC]
Is there ever a good reason for a rape face to be under your bed?
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LittleMissAuthorD In reply to BLarg145 [2013-09-29 23:55:06 +0000 UTC]
It could be his... uh.... Β I dunno, maybe that's not his "rape face" maybe that's his "Boo!" face, or "Peekaboo, I see you" or Β perhaps thats how he always looked. Β (being a total dimwit lol)
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LittleMissAuthorD In reply to puganator007 [2015-01-13 00:31:03 +0000 UTC]
I was referring to myself lol. I know better than to not insult Alucard. I remembered the last guy who challenged him...Β
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puganator007 In reply to LittleMissAuthorD [2015-01-19 05:10:06 +0000 UTC]
O.O you remember Luke Valentine from the abridged version of Hellsing Ultimate /)~(\
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LittleMissAuthorD In reply to puganator007 [2015-01-19 21:53:59 +0000 UTC]
Yup. We all know what happened to the so called, Mr. "Demi-god" right?
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puganator007 In reply to LittleMissAuthorD [2015-01-23 20:31:59 +0000 UTC]
Lol XD THEN I BLEW OFF YOUR FUCKING LEGS!!!! XD I'm dead xD
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puganator007 In reply to LittleMissAuthorD [2015-01-27 23:11:00 +0000 UTC]
You know how they say TV makes you violent, well not having my TV is making me pretty FUCKING VIOLENT!!
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Dracosphere [2013-07-29 22:17:49 +0000 UTC]
Ah, now I can sleep soundly without fear of the boogieman.Β
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Terrafirma16 [2013-07-01 17:29:38 +0000 UTC]
And the boogieman was delicious
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Hemda [2013-05-29 18:45:22 +0000 UTC]
no he molested and raped the boogeyman
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ZephyrTheFox24 In reply to Hemda [2014-02-22 00:21:01 +0000 UTC]
You have a sick mind bro.
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Hemda In reply to ZephyrTheFox24 [2014-03-19 06:05:14 +0000 UTC]
i had thought of worse bt decided to be subtle
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ZephyrTheFox24 In reply to Hemda [2014-03-20 00:23:54 +0000 UTC]
Still sick in the head, because Alucard isn't gay like you think.
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Hemda In reply to ZephyrTheFox24 [2014-03-29 02:55:22 +0000 UTC]
i don't think he's gay it was a joke XP
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ZephyrTheFox24 In reply to Hemda [2014-03-30 02:51:25 +0000 UTC]
Sorry about that.Β
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