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Published: 2010-01-01 18:04:14 +0000 UTC; Views: 5675; Favourites: 202; Downloads: 123
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Top 10: Predictions for 201010. Sequel to smash-hit 2012 movie begins filming.
9. New DeviantArt "Personal Gropes" feature implemented. Thousands disappointed when it's revealed to be merely a typo of "Groups".
8. Global Warming is confirmed a hoax when giant space heaters are discovered in Antarctica.
7. "USDA American Beef" revealed to be made from recycled homeless people. Sales are unaffected.
6. Reality to be replaced with a cunning simulation, supported by clickable ads.
5. McDonalds releases new Happy Your Ass Up Meal, laced with antidepressants.
4. eBay accidentally auctions cursed relics from Hell, opening a space-time vortex in which Stephanie Meyer is a best-selling author with two movies made from her books.
3. Pirates vs. Ninjas debate settled once and for all when Johnny Depp is cast in Ninja Assassin II: Ninjas of the Caribbean.
2. Dan Brown's latest novel I'm Just Making Shit Up Now remains #1 on the best-seller list for 33 weeks.
1. World energy crisis solved when new DeviantArt Drama Battery is unveiled.
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Comments: 165
Ralf my man it appears you have bailed.
However this made me laugh loudly on a very shitty morning for me.
Oh Dan Brown. You and your 'look at me, i reasearch stuff and then insert forgetable 2 dimensional fucks' writing.
Thank you for laughter.
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I'm not sure if you know this, but you are my favorite person right now. This wins, and so do you. XDDDDDD /endlessly amused
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3 and 2 make me happy beyond reason. 10 is great too.
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Someone told me that whenever they get a Group Message, they read it as "Grope Massage" by mistake
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all except 5, 6, and 7 will happen this year, no doubt.
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4-1 = 
As for 7 
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#7 is great... wait a second! So THAT'S why my mom has been making our family eat turkey burgers instead of real ones! She KNEW!
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Fandango won't allow me to pre-order my ninja pirates tix.
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Before or after you show them the list?
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Who said anything about showing them the list?
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And I love Audrey Hepburn. We named MiniMaximus for her.
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Thanks to the myserious whatisism that is paradoxial time travel, not only has it begun... it's already happened IN THE FUTURE.
And we're living it now.
I'm dizzy.
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THANK YOU.
I was fond of that one myself.
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Lovin on 8,4 and 3!
Where did u come up with this! This is hilarious!
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Thank you. It's a new annual tradition.
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I like your ideas and humor!
Keep it up!
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I shall! Thank you for the kind encouragement.
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Me too. I tell everyone #4's my fave, but really it's #2.
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#10: I don't know how you can make a sequel to the end of the world, but if there's money in it, I'm sure Hollywood will find a way.
#4: 
#2: I thought he'd already published that one...three times. (To be fair, Angels and Demons was pretty good, but I couldn't even finish The Da Vinci Code.)
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2012: The Prequel
Screenplay by Dan Brown
*shudder*
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Agreed. It was a tough call. And folding Depp in there... I'm seriously torn.
But, pirates. Yes.
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No-one thinks you're smart just coz you're "speaking in a different language".
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woooooooooow...someone needs to take a chill pill.
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What, so I can overdose and die of hypothermia?
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Let's race. On your marks, get set. . . kgo!
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