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Published: 2011-02-25 08:15:59 +0000 UTC; Views: 22506; Favourites: 915; Downloads: 58
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SWITZERLAND DOLL ©DON'T MAKE ME GET MY GUN
Do you need a helpful doll that can help you ward off annoying things such as that pesky creepy neighbor that spies on your dolls? or even France Doll? Do you like trigger-happy things? Then, my friend, we have the lovely SWITZERLAND DOLL©, the fully-loaded, bad-ass, i'm-gonna-shoot-you doll that will make sure that you will be fully protected! Switzerland Doll© comes with a variety of phrases such as the wonderful 'DON'T MAKE ME GET MY GUN.' if he does though, his target is in deep shit. Your Switzerland Doll© is generally nice, but he's really trigger-happy if something ticks him off. So whether it be your annoying cousin or neighbor you can count on Switzerland Doll© to fix that problem for you! Occasionally Switzerland Doll© gets really pissed if a certain doll (AHEM ITALY DOLL©) trespasses his property so don't be surprised if he shouts in the middle of the night with this phrase, 'WTF GTFO MY LAWN ITALY' and a couple of gunshots. Switzerland Doll© is very protective of Liechtenstein Doll© and will keep a look out for her. Austria Doll© sometimes visits but your Switzerland Doll© will act all flustered and annoyed, but they're good friends so don't worry. Also, Switzerland Doll© likes to save money and buys 5 DOLLAR FOOT LONG CHEAP CHEESE everyday so your refrigerator is filled with them. Oh yes, lastly, your Switzerland Doll© contains over 9000 shotguns. They might be hiding all over your house. Beware.
Switzerland Doll© comes with Liech Doll©, Austria Doll©, SHOTGUN x over 9000 and 5 DOLLAR FOOT LONG CHEAP CHEESE.
WARNING: AVOID FRANCE DOLL© OR ITALY DOLL© AROUND SWITZERLAND DOLL©.
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Comments: 120
*opens Switzerland Doll's box and take out Switzerland and Austria* Now KISS!
(Yes, I ship SwissAus. If you don't, though, I'm fine with that.)
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I thought it was Edelweiss Pair.
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OH MY GOD I WANT THIS.
GIVE ME x1000 PLEASE.
I really am DYING. XDXDXD
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Me: C:
Linnea: -throws money at screen-
Me: C: Want me to buy one?
Linnea: -slaps me- OF COURSE WOMAN!
Me: But I want that cheese :C
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You forgot "Man up or I'll beat you with my peace prize!"
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I WANT ONE
5 DOLLAH 5 DOLLAH 5 DOLLAH FOOT LONG ANY ANY ANY
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I don't make that face all the time.. *making that face now*
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I. Freaking. Love. Your. Icon.
What face are you making back there?
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Hm... This one. ((Because that icon is so epic XD))
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Hee hee!! Stay away from me! XD This is amazing!
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You should add "I think it tastes like sandwich"
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DUDE I WOULD SO FUCKING BUY THIS!!! XDDDD LOLZ
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you tots should have added "shut up or i'll beat you with my peace prize!
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Absolutely would buy an army of this doll LOL
"WTF GTFO MY LAWN ITALY" --- the epic phrase XD
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You should also have the phrase "Don't expose such a dirty things, France"
Man, my mind is fucked up today
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Ahhh that's just beautiful! XD Can I have him pleeaase?
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lol u got to love trigger happy switzerland doll XD
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im gonna buy this and hope it solves all of my people problems
*throws money at the screen*
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
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How many shotguns does Switzerland Doll have?
OVERRRRR NIIINNNNNNE THOOOOUUUUUSAAAAAANNNNND!!!!!!!
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its funny because up until watching hetalia and researching the govt of swizerland, i was under the impression that they were peaceful and thus never had involvemnets in war.
i was wrong.
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D: im doing IT TO ITS NOT WORKING D:
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omg, this would totally solve all my people problems. *buys*
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This is actually really well drawn and quite clever!
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