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Published: 2011-02-25 08:15:59 +0000 UTC; Views: 22514; Favourites: 915; Downloads: 58
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SWITZERLAND DOLL ©DON'T MAKE ME GET MY GUN
Do you need a helpful doll that can help you ward off annoying things such as that pesky creepy neighbor that spies on your dolls? or even France Doll? Do you like trigger-happy things? Then, my friend, we have the lovely SWITZERLAND DOLL©, the fully-loaded, bad-ass, i'm-gonna-shoot-you doll that will make sure that you will be fully protected! Switzerland Doll© comes with a variety of phrases such as the wonderful 'DON'T MAKE ME GET MY GUN.' if he does though, his target is in deep shit. Your Switzerland Doll© is generally nice, but he's really trigger-happy if something ticks him off. So whether it be your annoying cousin or neighbor you can count on Switzerland Doll© to fix that problem for you! Occasionally Switzerland Doll© gets really pissed if a certain doll (AHEM ITALY DOLL©) trespasses his property so don't be surprised if he shouts in the middle of the night with this phrase, 'WTF GTFO MY LAWN ITALY' and a couple of gunshots. Switzerland Doll© is very protective of Liechtenstein Doll© and will keep a look out for her. Austria Doll© sometimes visits but your Switzerland Doll© will act all flustered and annoyed, but they're good friends so don't worry. Also, Switzerland Doll© likes to save money and buys 5 DOLLAR FOOT LONG CHEAP CHEESE everyday so your refrigerator is filled with them. Oh yes, lastly, your Switzerland Doll© contains over 9000 shotguns. They might be hiding all over your house. Beware.
Switzerland Doll© comes with Liech Doll©, Austria Doll©, SHOTGUN x over 9000 and 5 DOLLAR FOOT LONG CHEAP CHEESE.
WARNING: AVOID FRANCE DOLL© OR ITALY DOLL© AROUND SWITZERLAND DOLL©.
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Comments: 120
I VANT ONE! 
The description is epic!
Especially the avoid thing.
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Swiss's face is priceless it's like seriously I wish all of these hetalia dolls were real! That would be awesome! >D
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XDDD His face is like;
Haha, you're not gonna stop before you do all the characters, right~?
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PFFFFFFT JESUS THAT IS AMAZING. "GTFO MY LAWN ITALY" OMG SWITZERLAND, YOU'RE SO MUCH WIN I DON'T EVEN XD;;
i want to order one ;D
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It's not just cuz it's cheap, it's that he likes the taste! XD
Where can I buy one? |D
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Dammit, now I have to watch for shotguns all over my floor too now? It was already bad enough stepping on thorns from all the damn roses that France doll leaves about and all the tiny empty beer bottles that are left around by Germany doll and Prussia doll. MY FLOOR IS A WAR ZONE I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY
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I'mma give my Swiss doll some date rape drugs, then put a Semeifed! Italy doll in his beeed...
SO THEY CAN RAPE EACH OTHER so they can get along
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FFFF- SO GONNA PUT HIM FRANCE DOLL, ITALY DOLL, LIECH DOLL AND A VIDEO CAMERA STUCK ON RECORD IN A LARGE BOX AND SEAL IT UP WITH MASKING TAPE (the tape that cannot be penetrated) FOR TWO HOURS, LET THEM OUT AND SEE WHAT MY LOVELY CAMERA HAS RECORDED I BET IT'LL BE MAGICAL LIKE UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS
Did i mention swiss dosnt have his gun
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Oh god, the look on his face made me laugh and choke on my food.
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LOOK OUT LIECHTENSTEIN THERE IS A NUDE ITALY BEHIND YOU
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WHERE CAN I ORDER THIS.
why can't wonderful things like these be real? oh, why?
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