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Published: 2011-02-25 08:15:59 +0000 UTC; Views: 22514; Favourites: 915; Downloads: 58
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SWITZERLAND DOLL ©DON'T MAKE ME GET MY GUN
Do you need a helpful doll that can help you ward off annoying things such as that pesky creepy neighbor that spies on your dolls? or even France Doll? Do you like trigger-happy things? Then, my friend, we have the lovely SWITZERLAND DOLL©, the fully-loaded, bad-ass, i'm-gonna-shoot-you doll that will make sure that you will be fully protected! Switzerland Doll© comes with a variety of phrases such as the wonderful 'DON'T MAKE ME GET MY GUN.' if he does though, his target is in deep shit. Your Switzerland Doll© is generally nice, but he's really trigger-happy if something ticks him off. So whether it be your annoying cousin or neighbor you can count on Switzerland Doll© to fix that problem for you! Occasionally Switzerland Doll© gets really pissed if a certain doll (AHEM ITALY DOLL©) trespasses his property so don't be surprised if he shouts in the middle of the night with this phrase, 'WTF GTFO MY LAWN ITALY' and a couple of gunshots. Switzerland Doll© is very protective of Liechtenstein Doll© and will keep a look out for her. Austria Doll© sometimes visits but your Switzerland Doll© will act all flustered and annoyed, but they're good friends so don't worry. Also, Switzerland Doll© likes to save money and buys 5 DOLLAR FOOT LONG CHEAP CHEESE everyday so your refrigerator is filled with them. Oh yes, lastly, your Switzerland Doll© contains over 9000 shotguns. They might be hiding all over your house. Beware.
Switzerland Doll© comes with Liech Doll©, Austria Doll©, SHOTGUN x over 9000 and 5 DOLLAR FOOT LONG CHEAP CHEESE.
WARNING: AVOID FRANCE DOLL© OR ITALY DOLL© AROUND SWITZERLAND DOLL©.
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Comments: 120
'....fully loaded, bad-ass, i'm-gonna-shoot-you doll'.
.....Is not recomended for children under the age of 25.
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I've seen all of the current APH doll collection. These things are interesting!
By the way, will you do Liechtenstein?
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What if I don't want to go away. Shot
MY FEZ!
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WTF GTFO MY LAWN ITALY! Uh, Switzy, it's accually my la- *shot* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *takes off hat* *sniff*
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WHY DON'T THEY HAVE THESE AT WALMART XD if they did i'd buy them all XD
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.................. *puts France Doll next to Switzerland doll*
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One of his phrases should have been: Shut up or i'll beat you with my peace prize.
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hahaha Swiss-sama
yeah, the cheese is really cheap here u_uu
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I WANT A SWITZERLAND DOLL!!!!!!! I LOVE HIM SO MUCH I EVEN CUT MY HAIR LIKE HIS IM NOT KIDDING!!!!!!!! *twitch* O_- LOL
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...If I pay extra, does he come with a Heidi dress?
I love this so much JDHBAKJDBKAJ!!!!
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DON'T MAKE HIM GET HIS BOOMSTICK!
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I'd totally buy a Switzerland doll xD
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Guns that Swiss doll comes with: OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNDDDD!!!!!!!!!
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DIS IS MY FAVORITE. IF I HAPPEN TO GET ONE I WILL LOVE IT FOREVER.
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One Question, since it's Switzerland, and he has a shotgun (x9000) can it shoot?
If No = Switzerland would probably come over to your place and shoot the living crap out of you, Because then the Doll couldn't properly defend the Liechtenstein doll.
If Yes = Switzerland would probably come over to your place and shoot the living crap out of you, Because we all know if it can do that it's obviously a ACTION FIGURE hahahhahhaha *gets shot*
Would love to have a Switzerland Action-Figure, I could use it to defend my room while I'm out
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ur faces are getting more and more cracky and lulzy lol
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I want it. It comes with a Liechtenstein doll *--* And guns!
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Oh God Love it <3 i am swiss and this just made my day
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This is a doll I must have in my house X3! Another one added to my doll collection X3!
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Gets rid of annoying cousins, eh....GIVE ME HIM AND A SHITLOAD OF BULLETS!
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I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE
WANTWANTWANTWANTWANT
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I WANT I WANT I WANT I WANT!
I've commented, favourited, everything, on this before!
I WANT ONE SO BAD!!!!
Screw my college funds, I'll pay for THIS and love it forever!!!!
PLEASE! Damn, make it someone with skills, make it!
Also, love it. Why couldn't I think of this?
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What ever happened to "Man up, or I'll beat you with my peace prize"?
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Look out, Italy!
Can you do a Sweden doll next? If you haven't done one already, I mean. Sorry, my memory's not so great!
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You should've added the dress he was wearing when he was singing "Tra-la-la~" with Japan.
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So what happens with the Japan doll? Shouldn't that be a warning? Or maybe that's okay, since those problems last, like five seconds.
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XD omg the phrase, "WTF GTFO MY LAWN ITALY" made me laugh.
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHHAHAHA!!!!
im on your lawn... u mad?
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"5 dollar foot long" "WTF GTFO MY LAWN ITALY"
The whole description is win! 
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awww I can't have his $5 cheese I'm lacotsentolerent DX
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You drew that flag beautifully
Sue needs a Switzerland Doll© :I
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