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Published: 2006-04-07 12:24:03 +0000 UTC; Views: 498; Favourites: 7; Downloads: 49
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Description In Vitro: An artificial environment created outside a living organism.

A woman's body is a habitation.

Oil paints on black paper.
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Comments: 17

blakstripedsox [2006-06-20 04:43:02 +0000 UTC]

awsomeness, cool subject

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lateralsnowflake [2006-06-14 12:13:18 +0000 UTC]

The first of four torn eggboxes, if I am correct, and perhaps the most telling. In the deep, dark reaches of the eggbox lies the egg, nestled away safely, where it can't be gotten to easily, yet exposed to the world, so very...

I should just stop being deep. It's hurting my head. >_<

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salmonofdoubt In reply to lateralsnowflake [2006-06-14 18:14:27 +0000 UTC]

It's a shame I've given my coursework in already. I could've done with this sort of help in the let's write a pretentious five-page essay with words like 'aforesaid' and 'hitherto' every other line so the moderator can see we're literate bit of the project.

Precious but easily exploited. Exactly what I realised it showed as soon as I - *ahem* - I mean to say, just what I was aiming for. Thanks.

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lateralsnowflake In reply to salmonofdoubt [2006-06-14 22:01:28 +0000 UTC]

Personal quote: "Hitherto and aforesaid are the 'um's' and 'ah's' of people who try to look smart and wear ugly sweaters." You're welcome.

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salmonofdoubt In reply to lateralsnowflake [2006-06-15 20:05:10 +0000 UTC]

He was a Cambridge postgraduate. *smirks*

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CANNIBAL707 [2006-04-08 01:48:18 +0000 UTC]

wow, i think you have to be one of the most creative artists I watch.

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salmonofdoubt In reply to CANNIBAL707 [2006-04-08 17:25:21 +0000 UTC]

That's one of the nicest things I've heard all week. Thanks, mate!

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fishygirl [2006-04-07 21:34:22 +0000 UTC]

REally great, o mistress of oil paints *_*
May I ask what the current project brief is? With all these eggs?

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salmonofdoubt In reply to fishygirl [2006-04-08 17:24:32 +0000 UTC]

The magic word, Great Queen of All Things Art (see, I've capitalised you, feel special) is Habitation. And the brief? Whatever the hells you want it to be.

How I love AS art.

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fishygirl In reply to salmonofdoubt [2006-04-08 21:38:26 +0000 UTC]

Oi, stop making me feel embarrassed But thank you muchly

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Locuteh [2006-04-07 14:05:01 +0000 UTC]

Cool, I like the concept. Nicely painted too.

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salmonofdoubt In reply to Locuteh [2006-04-07 19:19:09 +0000 UTC]

Thanks, mate! Glad it didn't go right over someone's head.

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YoullNeverGuessWho [2006-04-07 12:50:59 +0000 UTC]

Nice. More eggboxes. Now that's what I'd call imaginative..

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salmonofdoubt In reply to YoullNeverGuessWho [2006-04-07 19:18:05 +0000 UTC]

This is one of the few times the Internet really annoys me. It needs an inbuilt sarcasm detector.

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YoullNeverGuessWho In reply to salmonofdoubt [2006-04-08 12:29:35 +0000 UTC]

Haha, just crank your sarcasm-o-meter to max power when reading my replies.. I love sarcasm, ergo I use it a lot.
In that comment I mostly meant that eggboxes aren't really the most imaginative thing to paint..

Yet you manage to paint such useless things like eggboxes so well.

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salmonofdoubt In reply to YoullNeverGuessWho [2006-04-08 17:23:10 +0000 UTC]

You like 'ergo' too, don't you? I remember a bloke who came in to give a lecture once. He used 'hitherto' at least twice, and 'aforesaid' once. And he was under thirty. It's the sort of thing you can write perfectly well, but saying it...

Eggboxes are not useless! How would you like it if your eggs came unpackaged and you had to carry them home individually... think of the inconvenience, the mess when they occasionally broke, the bills you'd run up on eggy trousers... you'd be penniless by twenty-two. Oh yes.

I've just realised how much I love your av. Just made me crack up.

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YoullNeverGuessWho In reply to salmonofdoubt [2006-04-11 10:12:36 +0000 UTC]

Yup, I like ergo. And yeah, they certainly aren't useful when said aloud.. at least when speaking Finnish!
And well, you've got a point there. Maybe I was temporarily blinded by the hatred toward eggs when I said that. (I'm allergic..)

Hehe, and I'm proud to say I made the av myself ^^ (Or at least I put the pre-made characters there in position and added the text & blood..)
Prinnies are just too cool..

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