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savagesparrow — CRACK Shepard Emo Shep
Published: 2010-03-12 22:35:33 +0000 UTC; Views: 13027; Favourites: 188; Downloads: 84
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My submission for 's 'Crack Shepard' competition. Basically, she's totally rocking the super-heavy goth make up in the game, because I thought it'd be funny to have a goth Shep. Because of this, I thought it'd be awesome if she has to have like, an emotional purge every night complete with space pie, space ice cream, and Linkin' Park blasting over the soundsystem in order to be able to be the super-badass that she is. Only space pie understands your sorrows.Related content
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i feel your pain shep,... my fish died too!!! 
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i'm pretty, if you don't have ODC with your fish tank. they always die
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OCD, and no, you just have to feed them after every mission.
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Male version.
Miranda: Your beard looks stupid.
Shepard: Just for that, your Loyalty mission is so f*cking boosting my Renegade points!
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You would think a multi billion credit ship with an AI included could remember to feed a badass commanders fish.
Shame on EDI for bringing the depression down on the Shepster.
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I know! We have lightspeed travel and implants that let us warp physics yet you can't make up some sort of timer that lets fish food into the tank? XD
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i spent more money refilling those damn tanks then i did on upgrades and such. each time, mid way through a mission i'd be like "DAMN! I forgot the fish AGAIN"
and i'd go back and they'd all be floating.
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This is so so amazing!! 
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Seems to be a reoccuring theme of Miranda being mean to your Shepard. lol
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lol "AND MY FISH ARE DEAAAD!" XD Now that I can relate to.
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HAHAHAHAH !!!! This is TOTALLY my Shep in ME1 and ME2 ZOMG!!!
She had dark eye make-up, purple lips and sported the pony tail!!
HAHAH! Awesome!
My fish died too.... even though that happy go lucky ensign siad she would feed em.. -_-
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That's cuz Yeoman Chambers is a LIAR ;_;
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And you would think they would have automatic fish feeders in the 22nd century.
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team being annoying? its called bitch slap mod, for when your bitch deserves it
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Psst, goths and emos are very different... funny anyway though!
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Black eye make up FTW!!!!
PS: space ice cream? yum! need it!
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awwww I just want to hug her. D: >___> on second thought she would probably kill me.
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"And my fish are deaaaad..."
^ The icing on the cake. XDDD
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I lol'ed 
"And my fish are deeeeeaadd!" haha, we all know the feeling..
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Hehe... my Shepard also looks like this and I too have thought about the fact that she shouldn't have time to apply make up ^^ Being a hero is difficult... ^^
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Hey, when faced with a impending apocalypse, a girl's gotta look her best!
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Especially when people all around the Terminus system are looking at her
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Hey, goth Shepard is true. I try play "ashepardwithnormlips" but is so fucking lamo
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This gave me a good chuckle. Nothing understands you like space pie.
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my Shepard has black hair and 5 o'clock shadow. even though he's a paragon he will kill you hapily and with a smile with either a shotgun, assault rifle, or with the Widow Riffle.
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Roflcakes. Space pie ftw! I think you're getting better and better at mocking bioware with every picture.
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I mock because I loooove <3
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Lol, don't all artists?
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Haha, hilarious! Your art style is so fitting as well. Two thumbs up!
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Good luck in the contest! This is so cute xD ahaha and that first panel is so worded in a Miranda way ;D I couldn't totally hear her smarmy tone of voice. Poor goth-Shep :3;; now the real question- why can't we put makeup on the boys??? >(
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