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Wingedmoggy — Shepard loves bad news

Published: 2010-01-19 19:11:07 +0000 UTC; Views: 5129; Favourites: 47; Downloads: 21
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Description First off - ME1 SPOILER WARNING!

Okay, now that's out of the way:

I noticed a pattern in these side missions: go and find someone, risk neck doing it, oh, they're dead, go and tell the person they're dead, oh, there we go.
(In case my scrawling isn't clear, from top to bottom we have: Admiral Kahoku, Garoth, Simon (from Asteroid X57), and Nessana the Asari diplomanipulatorrr.)

Shepard knows enough now to just tell them straight without going to the trouble of finding them, saving much time and effort. Of course, for all they know she could be guessing/being lazy. And that's about it, really
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Comments: 14

Aquarios69 [2012-12-27 01:35:13 +0000 UTC]

Hahahahaha , I love renegade shepard xD

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Koralika [2012-03-29 14:49:15 +0000 UTC]

LOL

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EveofReborn [2011-04-20 16:41:29 +0000 UTC]

Hehehehhe

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dualblade14 [2010-09-02 16:05:55 +0000 UTC]

I would argue with you... but I have no evidence... whatsoever to back me up... stupid generic side missions TT.TT

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Coa-la-Coruna [2010-02-15 18:22:41 +0000 UTC]

Lol this is great I'm starting to grow very fond of your rendition of Shep hilarious!

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Wingedmoggy In reply to Coa-la-Coruna [2010-03-30 19:24:40 +0000 UTC]

XD I am actually a bit in love with my Shepard. I'm glad other people are enjoying her as much as I do!

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Chuchulainn [2010-01-20 07:11:43 +0000 UTC]

*Snort* diplomanipulator, good one. Aka Machiavellian. But not very good at it, she's a piss poor liar.

I think she's killed by Thane in ME2, good riddance.

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JohnnyDepp-Fan [2010-01-20 03:54:58 +0000 UTC]

LOL hilarious and so right, almost all the missions are like that, they're always dead lol

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phlyhai [2010-01-20 01:34:24 +0000 UTC]

I think that's why Mass Effect is so EMOTIONALLY ENGAGING. Because, you know, you go on these missions with high hopes that you're going to save the day and then...your world is shattered because they're DEAD.

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Wingedmoggy In reply to phlyhai [2010-01-21 16:27:27 +0000 UTC]

I'm always sad that Admiral Kahoku ends up dead It makes me not want to tell him about the marines.

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daltana [2010-01-19 21:47:24 +0000 UTC]

Spoiler for ME1: EVERYBODY DIES

Spoiler for ME2: EVERYBODY DIES, INCLUDING SHEPARD (possibly)

But yes, seriously, very nice. Very witty!

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GalacticGhidorah [2010-01-19 21:31:14 +0000 UTC]

LOL I have indeed noticed this pattern as well. You are told to go help someone, and they are either dead or it was a trap. The only missions I can remember where you actually save a LIVING person is the biotic terrorists mission, Lizbeth on Feros, Liara (sorta), and the top scientists on Asteroid X57

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Wingedmoggy In reply to GalacticGhidorah [2010-01-21 16:26:47 +0000 UTC]

I love the 'This beacon was a geth trap!'
notice that comes up on a couple of planets. You can tell the game secretly wants to write 'LOL' after that statement! XD

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GalacticGhidorah In reply to Wingedmoggy [2010-01-21 18:35:40 +0000 UTC]

XD I can tell. I even expected to hear Admiral Ackbar's voice say "IT'S A TRAP!" XD

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