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Published: 2011-09-15 05:53:23 +0000 UTC; Views: 11397; Favourites: 421; Downloads: 58
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England! People want to know, how did that story REALLY end?
NOT IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN YOU DAFT GIT!
Well, I'm sure that was more than ANY of you really wanted to know. XD This is what I do with my math class people! Think about mermaid sex. XD And BTW, I didn't just steal that from Pirates 4. Mermaids really did try to kill and often eat sailors. Why? I dunno, I guess their mothers didn't hug them enough. *shrug* EDIT: corrected me, it was sirens who ate people, not mermaids. Whatever. X///D *shot*
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Mermaid sex would be terrible. Fish have no vaginas, or penises. She'd just lay a clutch of eggs and wait for him to crop dust it with his sperm.
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So England was explaining his sex-life to a child? Seems legit. Especially with mermaid. Even more legit
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Well I always felt like England is a shitty dad because he forgets that a kid is a kid and starts confusing them for a short adult, and treating them like a drinking buddy. This is interspersed with when he remembers that a child is a child and sets insanely strict rules and lessons for them. So life with him as a guardian is kind far on both ends of the scale. (sorry, there was a time when I thought about this kind of thing FAR too much)
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Oh...I always thought England, would forget how to raise a child since America was the only kid he loved, and he wouldn't put much effort to raising one. Hehe
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Well I always thought of England as the type who never wants children when he gets them, but he's not gonna half-ass it when he does. (even though when he does try, it still kind of comes off as half-assing)
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Don't join a Spanish convent, or Jack Sparrow may come in and "corrupt" you!
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It's Mermaids in the Phillipines, so you were kinda right. Love McFIshy!
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Isn't it those shokoys?
...Shush. I don't know how to spell that word.
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Probably, I'm not Filipino myself, but my besties are and she said something about demonic mermaids... so that's probably what they're called.
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Wait Wait Doesn't it seem kinda ironic that the kid's name is mcfishy and england fell in love with a mermaid lolololololol
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I think mermaids did drown sailors. I can't remember if they did it because they were malicious or if they didn't realize that men couldn't breathe underwater...
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..didn't realize that they couldn't breathe underwater....GEEEEENNIIUUUUUUUSSSSS!!!! I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT!!
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Your signature... It is a quote from How I Met Your Mother isn't it?
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Hahaha, yup! I love Barney, he can do no wrong in my eyes! XDDD
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When I think he is doing wrong, I just imagine he's stopped being wrong, and be awesome instead.
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and I always thought England was a virgin lol.
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OFF TOPIC MUCH ENGLAND!! LMAFO XD Im so loving these now!
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blimey! you really got into that story didn't you England? XD
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... great, now I gonna have nightmares with an Arthur f*cking with a mermaid.... or sirens... whatever...
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Err...England...the tail...how could you...???
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There is only one thing I think of every time I read this:
SIYOKOYS.
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Mermaids my not eat people but they doblure them into the water and drown them,which is just as bad!
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Yes England, you would fall in love with the topless mermaid, . . . you would. . . .
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I thought she'd gone mad when she told me to get some eggs but blimey! It was just- wow! And then we... joined a convent.
McFishy: I don't get it. What was the lesson?
To join a convent!
ha ha ha h ah ha ha ha!!!
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SUper duper love this xD way to spend a math class the correct way!! ;D
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umm...pirates of the carribean the mermades at ppl....brrr. btu well. yea, its mostly sirens.
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nein sorry, but mermaids drowned silors to amuse themselves *or the scandinavian retellings of them did* probably where james M barrie got his mermaid representations in peter pan
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Mermaids did lead men into the ocean and did eat them. Sirens did the same.
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*Covers McFishy's ears*
Now, tell me the truth, ARTHUR
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oh lord........... XDDD I thought he fell in love with a fairy! :'D
lol and I just love his faces and that "TO JOIN A CONVENT!!" comment XDDD
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Haha, don't worry, more's coming! I have some other McFishy comics in my gallery if you really need your fix till then
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