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Sebascelisc — How to pet your Concorde

Published: 2015-04-12 01:06:48 +0000 UTC; Views: 6055; Favourites: 69; Downloads: 20
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Description This is a helpful guide for both humans and planes alike, which will teach you where it is safe to pet a Concorde. Following this guide will help you to be safe and avoid serious injury when petting your beloved Concorde.

This is inspired by 's guide for Phantoms fav.me/d8fs6nl
And also 's guide for Tomcats fav.me/d8of8as

DISCLAIMER:
  • The Concorde's reaction to the yellow areas varies with each Concorde. Some enjoy those areas. Some others hate those areas. Pet those areas at your own risk. 
  • I am not responsible for loss of hands, heads and death as a result of petting the yellow and red areas.

Note: This particular Concorde's reactions (seen by the annotation pointing to a particular region) is based off Sebascelisc from the data the Scientists who created him obtained in various experiments. No scientists were harmed in the making of this guide.

UPDATE:
More members of the community have made their own awesome guides for their favorite model/species of planes

Planes/Aircraft:
            - General Guide: fav.me/d8ssrb9
            - Special Conditions: fav.me/d8st0k5

Helicopters:

Ships/boats:
Tanks:

I thank the community for continuing the trend. But most importantly thank for inventing this awesome concept! Go check him out if you haven't

If you made a living machine petting guide, let me know and i'll be very happy to add you to the list here!  
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Comments: 178

Grove-Street-4-Life [2018-03-19 09:42:50 +0000 UTC]

 

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ConcordeJet [2018-02-21 08:32:04 +0000 UTC]

I'll use this as a guide for patting Allure! Thank you!

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TwistedSailor [2016-10-27 00:48:49 +0000 UTC]

Hey, I have moved, so can you update the description?

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Sebascelisc In reply to TwistedSailor [2016-12-26 15:38:44 +0000 UTC]

Apologies for my absence. It is updated now

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TwistedSailor In reply to Sebascelisc [2016-12-26 22:24:54 +0000 UTC]

Thanks. Why were you absent for a long time? College?

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Sebascelisc In reply to TwistedSailor [2016-12-27 12:32:32 +0000 UTC]

Yep. It's basically eat-sleep-study during college semesters

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TwistedSailor In reply to Sebascelisc [2016-12-27 15:30:01 +0000 UTC]

wow. I'm in the CCP program, so I'm attending high school and college at the same time.

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Sebascelisc In reply to TwistedSailor [2016-12-28 03:46:54 +0000 UTC]

Either you're the god of time management or you don't do engineering . That's an impressive feat regardless ^^

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TwistedSailor In reply to Sebascelisc [2016-12-28 21:28:21 +0000 UTC]

I don't do engineering. I'm trying to get my degree in animation.

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YOUNGBLOOD428 [2016-03-15 21:37:23 +0000 UTC]

The one part the goes "I'll kill you!" it reminds me of Achmed the Dead Terrorist lol. SILENCE! I KILL YOU!!!

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Sebascelisc In reply to YOUNGBLOOD428 [2016-03-29 16:00:33 +0000 UTC]

Congratulations! that's exactly what inspired me to write that there! You win a cookie!

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gcs1992 [2016-03-14 20:13:11 +0000 UTC]

There needs to be instructions how to pet your twin otter. They are awesome too!!

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Berinthia [2016-01-11 14:19:20 +0000 UTC]

Beri: *Picks you up and pets you*

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Sebascelisc In reply to Berinthia [2016-01-12 06:08:59 +0000 UTC]

Sebascelisc: *coils around your anchors and hiss-purrs* x3

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Berinthia In reply to Sebascelisc [2016-01-12 23:30:13 +0000 UTC]

*happy growls*  

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DizzyAviator [2016-01-11 06:42:27 +0000 UTC]

so want to how to pet your p51 or b-17

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Sebascelisc In reply to DizzyAviator [2016-01-11 10:41:19 +0000 UTC]

Oooh yes you have a chance to make those first x3

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DizzyAviator In reply to Sebascelisc [2016-01-11 14:22:39 +0000 UTC]

*rushes off*

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RuddieAnimator [2015-10-23 17:53:06 +0000 UTC]

*767-500 and 777-300ER land and taxi to the hangar. It was their day off* I-is that a s-s-s-snake? -Spiriter, DAL311, 767-500 || Uhh... okay, I'm agreeing with the 757 and the 767. -DAL411, 777-300ER

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Sebascelisc In reply to RuddieAnimator [2015-10-24 00:10:16 +0000 UTC]

This is a bit of a different format. I'm unfamilliar with how to read this type of RP. Sorry

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RuddieAnimator In reply to Sebascelisc [2015-10-24 02:50:58 +0000 UTC]

Ok...

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RuddieAnimator [2015-10-23 17:49:28 +0000 UTC]

(This 757 has ophidiophobia, or fear of snakes)

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RuddieAnimator [2015-10-23 17:48:35 +0000 UTC]

*Spiritbox activates as a ghostly 757 lands from the sky* What planes has done and revolutionized? I don't even, but I'm never going to touch YOU! -Happy Spirit, 757-400

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AwesomeSauce5Yolo [2015-10-10 14:18:50 +0000 UTC]

I might do the tartan 10 next.

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ChevyRW [2015-09-29 13:08:11 +0000 UTC]

Wow, Concordes are 95% cuddly!!

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Sebascelisc In reply to ChevyRW [2015-09-29 13:26:12 +0000 UTC]

Yep i guess they're not that afraid when they can fly away from the threat at Mach 2 ^^ They enjoy warmth too. It's quite cold up at 60000 feet. Hugs are a nice source of warmth for them after their flight

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ChevyRW In reply to Sebascelisc [2015-09-29 13:57:01 +0000 UTC]

Yep~ In front of a fireplace too at the hangar!

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Sebascelisc In reply to ChevyRW [2015-09-29 13:58:51 +0000 UTC]

Aww that's cute I really like that idea

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AwesomeSauce5Yolo [2015-09-29 10:58:07 +0000 UTC]

I have one by JY15s and Opitmist:
how to pet your opti  and how to pet your JY15

Plus, they seem frendlier than the JY 15!

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Sebascelisc In reply to AwesomeSauce5Yolo [2015-09-29 13:42:35 +0000 UTC]

Yesss more guides! Awesome!

The Concorde does not contain as much small and fragile parts as those boats. The death sentence here is the tail's landing gear as it's extremely tiny yet vital to protect the tail from injury during takeoff.

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AwesomeSauce5Yolo In reply to Sebascelisc [2015-09-29 20:36:10 +0000 UTC]

well, anywhere on a JY15 can be a death sentence.

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P40WarShark [2015-09-29 03:43:46 +0000 UTC]

Aww, time to pet the cute Concorde!  

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Sebascelisc In reply to P40WarShark [2015-09-29 04:06:53 +0000 UTC]

Yay! They love the area under the chin/snout x3 Some may even roll over for a belly rub

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Berinthia [2015-09-29 03:05:57 +0000 UTC]

They seem very friendly compared to steamships!  

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Sebascelisc In reply to Berinthia [2015-09-29 03:20:21 +0000 UTC]

Yep They just love being petted as long as it's not in vulnerable or fragile areas  

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Berinthia In reply to Sebascelisc [2015-09-29 03:26:57 +0000 UTC]

Aww   

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InfiniteRespect [2015-07-10 11:45:08 +0000 UTC]

Ticklish on the landing gear, eh? 

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Sebascelisc In reply to InfiniteRespect [2015-07-11 02:03:15 +0000 UTC]

Similar to ticklish feet x3 Sebascelisc in particular is very ticklish there as he rarely even use his landing gear when on the ground (he slithers on the ground )

Wether or not it's ticklish depends on the individual though, plus you either have a plane laughing its head off, or ripping your head off! So the yellow there is indeed risky

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Thomasthe747 [2015-07-09 02:54:03 +0000 UTC]

*I pet the top of your head and back*

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Sebascelisc In reply to Thomasthe747 [2015-07-10 03:56:57 +0000 UTC]

*lifts his head up, enjoying it* Hehe! Thisss is nice!

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Thomasthe747 In reply to Sebascelisc [2015-07-10 04:31:02 +0000 UTC]

*starts lightly scratching the same area*

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nightfurylover [2015-05-18 10:41:46 +0000 UTC]

heh a wheel rub would be quite nice x3

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Sebascelisc In reply to nightfurylover [2015-05-18 11:37:26 +0000 UTC]

If you're gentle, yes it's really nice If you harm the wheels though, e.g. Biting it, you will likely be kicked or stepped on in self defence, so be careful

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nightfurylover In reply to Sebascelisc [2015-05-18 13:25:25 +0000 UTC]

hehe <3 can't be that bad to be stepped on or kicked away *licks your wheels* 

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Sebascelisc In reply to nightfurylover [2015-05-19 10:59:20 +0000 UTC]

*laughs* That ticklessss! what the heck! *shakes his 'foot' around* 

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nightfurylover In reply to Sebascelisc [2015-05-19 15:17:59 +0000 UTC]

*giggles softly and licks more* tickle time

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Sebascelisc In reply to nightfurylover [2015-05-20 10:31:11 +0000 UTC]

*lays on his side laughing hysterically now* HAHAA! STOP IT! TOO MUCH! I never got licked on my gear before! Why does it tickle this much!?

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nightfurylover In reply to Sebascelisc [2015-05-20 16:21:59 +0000 UTC]

hehe daww *licks more* your wheels are nice 

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Sebascelisc In reply to nightfurylover [2015-05-21 08:30:11 +0000 UTC]

Do you... Wheel-ey like it? *literally rofls*

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nightfurylover In reply to Sebascelisc [2015-05-21 16:51:40 +0000 UTC]

*giggles softly* nice pun *I think you should...wheel away not before its too late

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