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SimplyZippy — Silly Bitch

Published: 2007-04-10 22:11:31 +0000 UTC; Views: 708; Favourites: 15; Downloads: 6
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Description ...everytime I make a portrait of any kind, I always make the facial expression of whomever I'm drawing.

So yes, I looked like an ass throughout the composition of this.

Laugh it up, fuzzball.

Anyway, a little Dane Cook fanart, because he's infinitely rad. Best butt maneuvers ever.
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Comments: 50

EdwardElricIshKinky [2008-12-17 01:10:16 +0000 UTC]

Rofl that has to be the best way to explain his quote.

"That Dane Cook is a silly bitch."

He looks like one from this picture. xD

Great job in capturing his personality and his likeness. <3 Insta-fave.

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Linkmax [2007-10-27 21:24:19 +0000 UTC]

How did I not see this before!?

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SimplyZippy In reply to Linkmax [2007-10-27 21:39:35 +0000 UTC]

probably because of the excessive tooth-brushing

thanks for the fav, dear

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Linkmax In reply to SimplyZippy [2007-10-27 21:46:31 +0000 UTC]

Yupyup.





>_>






<_<





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SimplyZippy In reply to Linkmax [2007-10-27 21:48:33 +0000 UTC]

DON'T FORGET TO FLOSS!!! *squeak*

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Linkmax In reply to SimplyZippy [2007-10-27 22:07:44 +0000 UTC]

Holy shit! I can't find any!!!

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SimplyZippy In reply to Linkmax [2007-10-27 22:44:58 +0000 UTC]

NOES! quick, use this necktie I found on my roof!

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Linkmax In reply to SimplyZippy [2007-10-28 00:53:01 +0000 UTC]

Tastes like roof tile.

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SimplyZippy In reply to Linkmax [2007-10-28 04:26:16 +0000 UTC]



*bites off a bit of fabric*

..I dunno, tastes like Dave Grohl's car keys..

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Linkmax In reply to SimplyZippy [2007-10-29 07:44:47 +0000 UTC]



You are the queen of randomness. O_o

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SufiLover07 [2007-09-24 21:51:28 +0000 UTC]

I agree with the whole butt thing. ^^ *cough* anyway lol. Love the pic. It seems like he'd be really hard to draw and you did a nice job.

Sufi Love

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SimplyZippy In reply to SufiLover07 [2007-09-24 22:45:22 +0000 UTC]

YESS! the BUTT MANEUVERS!

very glad you like the drawing thanks for the comment.

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kolohe-visual [2007-08-22 01:04:34 +0000 UTC]

Dane Cook sure is a silly bitch.

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SimplyZippy In reply to kolohe-visual [2007-08-22 04:20:43 +0000 UTC]

that he is, that he is. NO COOKIES, RRRRRRR!!

thank you for the fav

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InexplicableReason [2007-08-06 03:53:42 +0000 UTC]

"hello. this is my comedy show. Join me?"

AHHH haha im always saying that line and whenever i do this picture just pops into my head

this is very well done, might i add.

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SimplyZippy In reply to InexplicableReason [2007-08-06 04:53:58 +0000 UTC]

thanks glad you like the drawing.

yuss, Dane is inexplicably and undeniably adorable. even when he's doing odd butt maneuvers to explain what one looks like while vomiting. *sigh*

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dembus [2007-06-08 11:06:33 +0000 UTC]

sense of humour

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OmalleyFlowers [2007-05-30 20:38:19 +0000 UTC]

Dane Cook, lol

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DORKiiDANii [2007-05-19 23:15:32 +0000 UTC]

Haha, this is awesome. I love Dane!

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SimplyZippy In reply to DORKiiDANii [2007-05-20 01:02:19 +0000 UTC]

yess! Dane is fantastic!! Helloooooo, I'm a caaaaaaaar! ..I need to stop quoting Retalliation...

thanks for the comment

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SimplyACat [2007-04-19 11:42:39 +0000 UTC]

I don't know how this guy really looks like, but the space between his eyes looks too big (just like your Criss Angel drawing) O_o
Awsome work on the rest of the drawing

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SimplyZippy In reply to SimplyACat [2007-04-20 00:02:40 +0000 UTC]



actually, for once in my life, I've gotten the drawing accurate to the reference. this, i guess, would mean that he's just got abnormally widely-spaced eyes poor guy.

...this is totally irrelevent, but when my friend, who has a fun Turkish accent, saw this drawing, he said "He looks like a fag" in the funniest damn way ..maybe it had something to do with the odd eye positioning..

I'm babbling. PLEASE MAKE ME STOP. I've had three cans of pop and have started to jump out and startle people

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SimplyACat In reply to SimplyZippy [2007-04-20 20:20:18 +0000 UTC]

lol
Yeah, you're babbling. Is there anyone who's able to make you stop?

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SimplyZippy In reply to SimplyACat [2007-04-20 23:11:10 +0000 UTC]

THERE IS ONE THING!!!

bring me ravioli. I'll stop.

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SimplyACat In reply to SimplyZippy [2007-04-21 18:48:26 +0000 UTC]

*Brings you ravioli*

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SimplyZippy In reply to SimplyACat [2007-04-22 07:05:40 +0000 UTC]

oh KICK ASS.

*seizure of happiness*

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SimplyACat In reply to SimplyZippy [2007-04-23 12:21:32 +0000 UTC]

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lovingthedark [2007-04-13 01:01:09 +0000 UTC]

Awesome job.

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SimplyZippy In reply to lovingthedark [2007-04-13 02:08:25 +0000 UTC]

thank ye much

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lovingthedark In reply to SimplyZippy [2007-04-16 03:28:53 +0000 UTC]

Sure

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RebeccaRose [2007-04-11 21:42:15 +0000 UTC]

Great drawing good buddy

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SimplyZippy In reply to RebeccaRose [2007-04-12 01:22:25 +0000 UTC]

thank ye much Nan-chan!!

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RebeccaRose In reply to SimplyZippy [2007-04-13 02:30:48 +0000 UTC]

welcome Zippers

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theElvenSheep [2007-04-11 00:19:00 +0000 UTC]

how irresistibly yummy!

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SimplyZippy In reply to theElvenSheep [2007-04-11 00:35:26 +0000 UTC]

you're getting ready to book fuck him, aren't you?

...that phrase will never, ever get old. and it's all your damn fault.

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theElvenSheep In reply to SimplyZippy [2007-04-11 01:24:02 +0000 UTC]

haha! you know you love it!!

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Stardustgammaray [2007-04-10 23:41:34 +0000 UTC]

dane cook? ._. this is the best pic i could find of him [link] others look so busted xD .. this one looks so wierd..but sums up the wierdness good job teh zippyness! >.>!

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SimplyZippy In reply to Stardustgammaray [2007-04-11 00:34:53 +0000 UTC]

*whistles* THAT is a sexy, sexy, sexy... *millenia* ...sexy, sexy, SEXY photo, miss!!

*grope*

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Stardustgammaray In reply to SimplyZippy [2007-04-11 01:19:54 +0000 UTC]

lol xD

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NoMoreRedTears [2007-04-10 23:38:25 +0000 UTC]

that Dane Cook is a silly bitch...I love this piece and I only wish I was there to see you make that facial expression

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SimplyZippy In reply to NoMoreRedTears [2007-04-11 00:34:02 +0000 UTC]

danke, doopy twin

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StarlessEternity [2007-04-10 23:14:22 +0000 UTC]

OMG XD Dane Cook!!

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SimplyZippy In reply to StarlessEternity [2007-04-11 00:33:49 +0000 UTC]

CORRECT!!! *free pickle for you*

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StarlessEternity In reply to SimplyZippy [2007-04-11 01:04:17 +0000 UTC]

YAY! Finally! after all these years of trying!!! I finally got my own freakin' pickle! *faint*

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SimplyZippy In reply to StarlessEternity [2007-04-11 03:08:59 +0000 UTC]

BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!! IT COMES WITH A FREE TOASTER OVER AND A BRAND NEW USED BUCKET!!

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StarlessEternity In reply to SimplyZippy [2007-04-11 18:57:12 +0000 UTC]

*head chemicly combusts from joy*

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Yuri-Lawliet [2007-04-10 22:38:59 +0000 UTC]

Ahhh!!! yaaaay! *spits acid*

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE O_O!

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SimplyZippy In reply to Yuri-Lawliet [2007-04-11 00:33:23 +0000 UTC]

glad ye like it

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leshark [2007-04-10 22:22:48 +0000 UTC]

haha dane cook rulez nice drawing

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SimplyZippy In reply to leshark [2007-04-10 22:24:20 +0000 UTC]

hah thanks

*randomly asks drive-thru worker for some PICKLES*

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