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sketchingchaos β RvB/Rwby: Church and Weiss
Published: 2013-08-02 23:00:52 +0000 UTC; Views: 14855; Favourites: 169; Downloads: 16
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update: i re-wrote the lines with poptart117's line in mind, if you read the origenal lines, really it was the first thing that poped in my headchurch:we have to fight that thing?!
weiss:yes, be careful it's because of those knights i have this scar
church: are you fucking kidding me, no way I'm fighting that thing I'm outta here!
weiss: (glares at church) get over here NOW!
church: shit...
weiss: just stay here, don't get in my way and watch my back with your rilfe
church: do you really want me to cover you
(weiss stares at church)
church: fine, don't blame me if you get hit
i not use to drawing on the computer if you seen my other stuff you've might have figured that out. next time i'll try and scan one of my hand drawn ones and see how that turns out.
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Tucker: Hope you know he's gonna fire a round in your ass.
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Weiss: Ugh, I can't believe it.
Church: What's the problem?
Weiss: They made RUBY our team leader... HER! She's two years younger than me AND I have leadership experience. I should have been leader!
Church: Trust me, you don't want that.
Weiss: What are you talking about? Of course I do! I'm probably going to die under her command!
Church: Hey, it's not like I've fared better being in charge...
Weiss: I doubt it was that-
Church: I was shot by my own teammate with a TANK, then I died, came back as a ghost, got shot again, my girlfriend died, then I got stuck in a time loop, my MALE teammate got pregnant with an alien baby, and my girlfriend got killed by a homicidal AI. Trust me, kid, you're better off on the sidelines.
Weiss: Wait, what was that about you dying?
Church: I came back as a ghost, then I possessed a spanish robot, then I got another robot with a bomb inside his gut, blew up, and after I got fixed, I got shot a lot.
Weiss: ... I think maybe I'm happier not being in charge.
Church: See? Now you're getting it. It's better to sit back and let OTHERS get shot by their own teammates for a change.
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Weiss:...wait, what was the part about the pregnant male? *horrified expression*
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Church: What was that about you wanting this job?
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Weiss:...You're right. No more questions.
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Church: also I am the worse F(bleep)king shot ever
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Weiss: Of all time.
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Agent des monies: owned (gives wises a high five)
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Idk, with Nora probably
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Oh sweet mother...
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Mixing those two is a very disastrous combination
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No... we should fear mixing Nora with Caboose.
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Weiss you are making a very poor decision letting Church be your cover. You're better off with Caboose.
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So the team killer over the dude who can't aim?
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To be fair, Caboose only kills Church.
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He shot south when church told caboose to help her
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Yeah, but he didn't kill her. That was Wash.
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There still the danger of getting shot by caboose, at least with church there a chance of him shooting the foot
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just tell caboose the knightΒ is on he's team.
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At least it's not tucker or there would be a 50% chance of him unloading a round in her assΒ
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Hey chicka bum bum (Sorry, couldn't resist. Hell i got better). Bow chicks honk honkΒ
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that was Tucker's first time using a sniper rifle okay, i think he knows how to use it now......i think...
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Bow chika bow wow
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Hey, at least she doesn't have Caboose covering her! She'd get hit in an instant! Or, he would somehow manage to kill Church halfway across the map...
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Not if Weiss does it properly:
Weiss: Caboose! We need to help that Giant Armor!"
Caboose: OK! *one-hit kills Giant Armor* Uhm...it got in my way...
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Does anyone else think they would make a good paring. leave a comment on your opinion below
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Your call I guess, their is a bit of an age different between the two but I guess ppl can just make an AU where RvB are the same age as RWBY or vice versa hell there's the funblade AU that a lot of ppl like
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Well Church is actually an A.I. and perhaps still a younger one at that, younger than the alpha at least. Really he is ageless just with a specific personality. And if might add it would be more interesting than another certain sniper pairing.
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i was kinda playing with the blue thing here (Church is a blue and Weiss is the closest thing to a blue character in team RWBY) i might do a thing with ruby and church but that all depends on my mood
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Well of course man I'm not pushing you to do anything just do as you feel.
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I was thinking the line was more like:
Church: Don't sweat it, we're in this together.
Weiss: Really?
Church: Trust me... We've been through a lot worse than this. -_-'
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If Caboose mistakes Weiss for Church somehow, I wouldn't be surprised.
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Knowing Church's aim, he will miss every single shot, except for his last shot which will be an awesome off the walls bounce everywhere possible and hit the Knight right in the head without even aiming, that doesnt count.
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Well, at least she picked Church and not Caboose.
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I don't know... I would probably want Caboose to back me up more then Church. At least he can do something in a fight with his super strength.Β
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Don't you know what happens when Caboose helps his teammates?!
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Well at least when he gets angry
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Do you think he was angry when he blew up Church with the tank? When he shot Church through the head? Or when he activated the bomb inside Church's body?
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Don't worry, I didn't say I'd tell him which team he was on.
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