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Published: 2013-08-02 23:00:52 +0000 UTC; Views: 14761; Favourites: 169; Downloads: 16
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Description update: i re-wrote the lines with poptart117's line in mind, if you read the origenal lines, really it was the first thing that poped in my head
church:we have to fight that thing?!
weiss:yes, be careful it's because of those knights i have this scar
church: are you fucking kidding me, no way I'm fighting that thing I'm outta here!
weiss: (glares at church) get over here NOW!
church: shit...
weiss: just stay here, don't get in my way and watch my back with your rilfe
church: do you really want me to cover you
(weiss stares at church)
church: fine, don't blame me if you get hit

i not use to drawing on the computer if you seen my other stuff you've might have figured that out. next time i'll try and scan one of my hand drawn ones and see how that turns out.
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RamzoaNZ [2021-06-20 12:42:10 +0000 UTC]

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DarkRaiden101 [2017-11-10 14:51:00 +0000 UTC]

Tucker: Hope you know he's gonna fire a round in your ass.

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morganuhl7775 [2017-02-07 00:08:49 +0000 UTC]

Church: even thought I suck

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Sithking-Zero [2015-04-20 02:42:05 +0000 UTC]

Weiss: Ugh, I can't believe it.
Church: What's the problem?
Weiss: They made RUBY our team leader... HER! She's two years younger than me AND I have leadership experience. I should have been leader!
Church: Trust me, you don't want that.
Weiss: What are you talking about? Of course I do! I'm probably going to die under her command!
Church: Hey, it's not like I've fared better being in charge...
Weiss: I doubt it was that-
Church: I was shot by my own teammate with a TANK, then I died, came back as a ghost, got shot again, my girlfriend died, then I got stuck in a time loop, my MALE teammate got pregnant with an alien baby, and my girlfriend got killed by a homicidal AI. Trust me, kid, you're better off on the sidelines.
Weiss: Wait, what was that about you dying?
Church: I came back as a ghost, then I possessed a spanish robot, then I got another robot with a bomb inside his gut, blew up, and after I got fixed, I got shot a lot.
Weiss: ... I think maybe I'm happier not being in charge.
Church: See? Now you're getting it. It's better to sit back and let OTHERS get shot by their own teammates for a change.

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Path-Of-NoEnd In reply to Sithking-Zero [2016-05-24 07:34:00 +0000 UTC]

Weiss:...wait, what was the part about the pregnant male? *horrified expression*

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Sithking-Zero In reply to Path-Of-NoEnd [2016-05-24 13:02:09 +0000 UTC]

Church: What was that about you wanting this job?

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Path-Of-NoEnd In reply to Sithking-Zero [2016-05-24 14:24:51 +0000 UTC]

Weiss:...You're right. No more questions.

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morganuhl7775 In reply to Path-Of-NoEnd [2017-02-15 02:40:47 +0000 UTC]

Church: also I am the worse F(bleep)king shot ever

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Path-Of-NoEnd In reply to morganuhl7775 [2017-02-15 02:51:47 +0000 UTC]

Weiss: Of all time.

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morganuhl7775 In reply to Path-Of-NoEnd [2017-02-15 02:58:36 +0000 UTC]

Agent des monies: owned (gives wises a high five)

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Redman4816 In reply to Sithking-Zero [2016-04-17 04:44:51 +0000 UTC]

:>

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sketchingchaos In reply to Sithking-Zero [2015-04-20 03:51:05 +0000 UTC]

lol

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Shipwreck5897 [2015-01-25 21:31:42 +0000 UTC]

Where's donut when you need him?

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sketchingchaos In reply to Shipwreck5897 [2015-01-25 23:12:49 +0000 UTC]

Idk, with Nora probably

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Shipwreck5897 In reply to sketchingchaos [2015-01-26 00:57:51 +0000 UTC]

Oh sweet mother...

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sketchingchaos In reply to Shipwreck5897 [2015-01-26 01:45:37 +0000 UTC]

?

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Shipwreck5897 In reply to sketchingchaos [2015-01-26 05:11:11 +0000 UTC]

Mixing those two is a very disastrous combination

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sinpirate2012 In reply to Shipwreck5897 [2016-10-18 00:48:14 +0000 UTC]

No... we should fear mixing Nora with Caboose.

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rp4ever2 In reply to sinpirate2012 [2017-08-28 01:18:21 +0000 UTC]

ya I agree

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Sierra-A137 In reply to rp4ever2 [2023-01-22 07:15:47 +0000 UTC]

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YU-GI-OMG [2015-01-18 18:56:09 +0000 UTC]

Weiss you are making a very poor decision letting Church be your cover. You're better off with Caboose.

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sketchingchaos In reply to YU-GI-OMG [2015-01-18 20:48:53 +0000 UTC]

So the team killer over the dude who can't aim?

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YU-GI-OMG In reply to sketchingchaos [2015-01-18 22:52:53 +0000 UTC]

To be fair, Caboose only kills Church.

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sketchingchaos In reply to YU-GI-OMG [2015-01-18 23:52:20 +0000 UTC]

He shot south when church told caboose to help her

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YU-GI-OMG In reply to sketchingchaos [2015-01-19 00:35:33 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, but he didn't kill her. That was Wash.

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CliffySilver66 In reply to YU-GI-OMG [2019-01-02 07:38:35 +0000 UTC]

Crtl F U

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sketchingchaos In reply to YU-GI-OMG [2015-01-19 00:48:06 +0000 UTC]

There still the danger of getting shot by caboose, at least with church there a chance of him shooting the foot

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epicme10 In reply to sketchingchaos [2016-01-01 14:56:01 +0000 UTC]

just tell caboose the knightΒ is on he's team.

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kamenridericigo [2014-11-06 06:05:45 +0000 UTC]

At least it's not tucker or there would be a 50% chance of him unloading a round in her assΒ 

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drg126356 In reply to kamenridericigo [2015-06-29 02:24:07 +0000 UTC]

Hey chicka bum bum (Sorry, couldn't resist. Hell i got better). Bow chicks honk honkΒ 

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sketchingchaos In reply to kamenridericigo [2014-11-06 06:13:46 +0000 UTC]

that was Tucker's first time using a sniper rifle okay, i think he knows how to use it now......i think...

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kamenridericigo In reply to sketchingchaos [2014-11-06 06:47:48 +0000 UTC]

Bow chika bow wow

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WildfireTalausa [2014-10-10 23:10:30 +0000 UTC]

Hey, at least she doesn't have Caboose covering her! She'd get hit in an instant! Or, he would somehow manage to kill Church halfway across the map...

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GaultBerkut In reply to WildfireTalausa [2014-10-15 23:20:35 +0000 UTC]

Not if Weiss does it properly:

Weiss: Caboose! We need to help that Giant Armor!"
Caboose: OK! *one-hit kills Giant Armor* Uhm...it got in my way...

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megasonicman01 [2014-09-22 11:45:59 +0000 UTC]

Does anyone else think they would make a good paring. leave a comment on your opinion below

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sketchingchaos In reply to megasonicman01 [2014-09-22 18:19:30 +0000 UTC]

Your call I guess, their is a bit of an age different between the two but I guess ppl can just make an AU where RvB are the same age as RWBY or vice versa hell there's the funblade AU that a lot of ppl like

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megasonicman01 In reply to sketchingchaos [2014-11-20 22:37:34 +0000 UTC]

Well Church is actually an A.I. and perhaps still a younger one at that, younger than the alpha at least. Really he is ageless just with a specific personality. And if might add it would be more interesting than another certain sniper pairing.

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sketchingchaos In reply to megasonicman01 [2014-11-20 22:47:40 +0000 UTC]

i was kinda playing with the blue thing here (Church is a blue and Weiss is the closest thing to a blue character in team RWBY) i might do a thing with ruby and church but that all depends on my mood

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megasonicman01 In reply to sketchingchaos [2014-11-24 05:49:01 +0000 UTC]

Well of course man I'm not pushing you to do anything just do as you feel.

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Patriot-of-USA [2014-09-06 14:29:30 +0000 UTC]

I was thinking the line was more like:

Church: Don't sweat it, we're in this together.

Weiss: Really?

Church: Trust me... We've been through a lot worse than this. -_-'

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Wyvernsaurus [2014-07-27 02:34:51 +0000 UTC]

If Caboose mistakes Weiss for Church somehow, I wouldn't be surprised.

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kiba-raptor [2014-05-20 04:17:26 +0000 UTC]

Knowing Church's aim, he will miss every single shot, except for his last shot which will be an awesome off the walls bounce everywhere possible and hit the Knight right in the head without even aiming, that doesnt count.

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Aqua311 [2014-03-20 23:46:57 +0000 UTC]

Wait, Church can actually hit something?

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sketchingchaos In reply to Aqua311 [2014-03-21 00:56:32 +0000 UTC]

no

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Aqua311 In reply to sketchingchaos [2014-03-21 01:39:17 +0000 UTC]

Well, at least she picked Church and not Caboose.

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McCoda In reply to Aqua311 [2014-03-24 14:58:41 +0000 UTC]

I don't know... I would probably want Caboose to back me up more then Church. At least he can do something in a fight with his super strength.Β 

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Aqua311 In reply to McCoda [2014-03-24 15:51:05 +0000 UTC]

Don't you know what happens when Caboose helps his teammates?!

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ViceN53 In reply to Aqua311 [2014-04-03 07:09:11 +0000 UTC]

Well at least when he gets angry

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Aqua311 In reply to ViceN53 [2014-04-03 10:23:04 +0000 UTC]

Do you think he was angry when he blew up Church with the tank? When he shot Church through the head? Or when he activated the bomb inside Church's body?

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McCoda In reply to Aqua311 [2014-03-25 04:22:32 +0000 UTC]

Don't worry, I didn't say I'd tell him which team he was on.

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