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Melynx: Nice map! Would be a shame if someone steal it!
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she stole your stuff... but to me, she stole my heartUHH i mean nevermind.
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I attack Melynxes on sight. Β I don't care if you're cute, stay the heck away from me you little kleptomaniac!
Thank goodness that they ALWAYS leave their stash unguarded.
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That's the reason why the torch was created. It'll distract the Melynx from stealing items, but instead dance around if you ignite the torch. :T
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This pile of shit stole my fucking brachy pallium i swore to destroy every single melynx since
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When they steal your stuff, JUST KICK THEM IN THE ASS XDD
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I saw this thing the first time: Why the fuck heΒ΄s jumping? Hey stay back from me! give me my potion back you fucking piece of shit! *chasing it with a longsword* Damn the good old MH days...
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Good lord yes. I remeber the first time I saw the little fuck I was like "oh hai wanna be friends" then he steals my shit and runs.
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These little assfucks will, once again, make an appearance. In MH4U, these little shitheads will still be there to steal your shit.
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The most horrible monster to the monster hunter series... YEA THATS RIGHT NOBODY LOVES YOU MELYNX GTFO
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Melynx, The master Thief Master. These creature are like immortal or something. I glad that one can hire these in Monster hunter Freedom Serie or at least the felynes looks like identical clones of these bad asses.
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The wiki SAYS they really just want Felvine.
but they're in no hurry to return the Brachydios Gem they just stole to get it
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According to MH3's official wbsite (and their in-game description), Melynxes are cleptomanyac. Hell, that explains A LOT.
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Still lost my gem
I kill all melynxes in the area just to have peace of mind
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I see a Melynx, I fly into a blood rage. Nothing is safe from my Switch Axe until all the Melynx in the immediate area are dead. Little assmonkeys think they can steal MY Whetstone/Whetfish, or MY Paintball, or MY Mega Pot?! Oh, HELL no! Die! Die! Die!!! I also store all my loot post-quest, just in case they do get lucky, steal my rare carve, and then get out before I kill them.
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I LOST A STYGIAN ZINOGRE TAIL! TO ONE OF THESE MOTHERFUCKING CATS!
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This is why i bring dual blades or switch axes when ever i go on a quest.....and oh god their dance pisses me off!
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That's why I go after them, once I see them in the area.
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Remember chasing one all across the map because it stole my rathalos plate.
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I have abandoned my teammates (temporarily of course 
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I've learned to hate these vile little pussies
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HAHAHAHA!!! GIVE ME BACK MY STUFF YO BITCH
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The funny thing is, all you have to do if they manage to steal your shit is go to the giant cat idol and steal it back.
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But we are all lazy hunters and don't want to go all the way to area 11 or whatever xD
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True. Usually I just use them as an excuse to flee and recover.
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x3 lol like when they steal a item you need for a bonus quest or something or your last potion
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I say this all the time when i fight the jinouga on certain areas... or maps... this is hilarious.
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I would be fighting the most powerful monster ever, soon as this bitch steals my shit, all focus goes strait on him.
The Qurupeco made me hate both. >8[
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we all do. unless you use a felvine bomb on like a diablos whilst surrounded by the little fuckers. then i love them
throw those bombs my pretties and blow those horns off that diablos' head!
mwuhahahahahahaha
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I hate these things too, the first time I played MH, my friend lured me to where these guys were, they nicked my map so I couldn't find my way around (yes I was such a noob)
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couldnt have said this better myself, those thieving little fucks
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The Royal Ludroth in D. Island... One last potion, quarter of my life remaining... Bastard hit me and took my damn potion! R. Ludroth then rolled and I died, failing it. That, I remember my first time battling it... The painful memories.
Damn you, Melynx!
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LOL its funny coz its TRUE!
But heres a tip, when fighting bosses that pass near these. use a felvine bomb on them. the melynxs' go for them.
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>alt + F
>type in alert
>no results shown
You guys must not have any alert jewels. That shit prevents the stealing. Lrn2decorate.
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These things can go die in a hole. Freaking little rascals annoy the hell out of me as I'm trying to kill a large monster, stealing items I really need. Then as you chase after them the monster runs you over and they get away.
Little shits.
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Fighting big ass wyvern. Then the little shits steal your Mega pots. Try to get them back, wyvern kills you with fire
Story of a hunter's life
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That exactly. That or you're transporting an item and you're ALMOST there then BAM they steam your items the the Powerstone blows up in your face.
Freaking Rathalos probably huddles and plans with them. /iscurrentlyonRathalos
Except when you use the felvine bombs. Just to get rid of the dang cats.
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They must make secret plans
OK some hunter just took my unborn babies, you keed to knock him over right before he gets to camp. I gont care if it breaks the eggs, just make that hunter rage like crazy
XD. And i aways forget to bring felvine for them to take.
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Secret, SECRET plans.
Once the hunter rages, steal all his/her items and run away so I can go in and make them ragequit enough where they throw their Wiimote and never want to play again.
I carry them AFTER I encounter the monster, get my ass kicked because of the stupid cats and ragequit.
Usually I'm pretty prepared, now. I have like 30 felvine bombs in my box xD
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haha
1. Stock up on felvine bombs
2. Get rations
3. Find monster
4. Get egg and run like hell before the monster or kitties can get you
5. Get hit at all, ragequit XD
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1. Eat shitloads of food
2. Make sure you have health buffs
3. see if you can get the "transporter" status effect from the Canteen food
4. Grab that freaking egg, run like hell
5. SHIT DRAGON'S COMING QUICK, DO ZIG-ZAGS
6. die
Usually how my transports go down! xD
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ITS CHARGING! SERPENTINE! SERPENTINE!!! *death*
Then ragequit and not play for the rest of the day.
Thats how it goes alot. Or you send your buddies to distract the monsters while you run XD
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