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With the NBA Finals going on as I post this (Lakers-Celtics), I figured it was appropriate.I'm trying to think of the best Basketball pun to use here....
Two Points! Slam Dunk! Nothin' but net! .....
Let's see what you guys come up with!
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I've heard of fishnet corsets, but this is ridiculous.
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Β Husband of the Cat?
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Master Cat, thank you very much.
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Β In Japan I was taught that Goshujin meant Master or Husband. Was I wrong?
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What I meant by Goshujin is Master, so you're not wrong, just a bad guess.
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Β Masuta Catu Domo Arigato Gozaimas.Β
Β I should have addressed you as Sir I didn't Mean to show such crude manners. Β
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Β I'm glad to know I wasn't Β insulting my Master.
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Honey looked around, helplessly. Her cries for help had only been answered by the cruel laughter of the opposing players who had ambushed her when she came back on the court for her wrist bands. "Have a nice weekend!" the sore losers called back, still laughing. That was two hours ago. Her arms and breasts hurt.
Suddenly, another voice echoed in the empty gymnasium. "How the heck did you get way up there, lil' girl?" The school janitor, John! As relief washed over her, she stumbled over her own words, trying to explain, but he just waved her off, "That don't matter none. Just hold still. I'll be right up." He drove the cherry picker he used to put the nets on the hoops and raised it up to her level. Once there, he opened the gate, and moved the basket right up to her.
"Thank you!" she cried. But then her smile faltered. He wasn't cutting her loose. He wasn't lifting her out of the basket. No. He was just staring at her, with a lecherous look in his eyes. "Um. Can I come down, now? Please?" He continued to stare, his eyes moving to her heaving breasts. She blushed, hard. She was just 18 (and only by two weeks, at that!), but her breasts had been a point of contention both at home and at school since she was 15, and they had only gotten bigger over the past three years. John certainly seemed to appreciate them.
He looked back into her bright blue eyes, and ran his fingers through her long red hair. "Funny thing 'bout this high school. Friday nights like this, ain't no one else in the whole school 'cept me. In fact," as he leaned in, smelling her perfume and fear, "There won't be anyone else in the school until Tuesday." Horror flooded Honey's mind and a coppery taste filled her mouth. Monday was a holiday. And her parents had left town yesterday on an extended weekend getaway! No one would know she was missing! Her terrified look made him smile more. "Good girl. You know screaming ain't gonna help you none. It's just you and me, sweetie."
Her mind raced. There had to be something she could do! She squirmed hard, and she felt her arms come a bit loose, but then she simply slid further into the net, pinning her arms more painfully against her sides. "Please! I'm only 18! I'm still a virgin! Don't do this to me!" He put a finger on her lips, gently, bringing a confused little squeal from her. "Don't be silly. I'm not gonna rape you here." Her face showed a glimmer of hope, which he waited for before dashing it. "I'm taking you home with me, princess." At this, her panic broke, and she screamed, "NOOOOOOO!!!!" He continued to smile, as he removed the net from the hoop, cutting the ropes only where they connected to the metal. "That's it. Just you and me, my lovely angel."
She continued to scream as he lifted her through the hoop, and slung her over his shoulder, her coltish legs kicking in vain. He lowered the basket to the floor, and carried her to the back door. "My van's parked just outside, angel. Whattaya say we go for a little ride? After I find some duct tape to quiet you down some, of course."
She was sobbing, pleading, kicking, trying everything she could do to escape, hoping someone--anyone--would hear her. But as he lowered her into the back of the windowless van, pinned her down, and taped her mouth, knees, and ankles, she realized she was lost.
He didn't say another word as he closed the van doors, and went back into the school to turn off the lights and lock up. After he left, she started looking around the van for anything to help her escape. Nothing. The basket net was still holding her tight, and the bindings on her legs were just as restricting. She didn't know how long he had been gone, but she had exhausted herself with her struggles. A sheen of sweat glistened on her alabaster skin. Her breasts heaved with her labored breathing.
With a start, she jumped when the driver's side door opened, and John looked back at her. "Comfy?" he joked. Satisfied that his charge was still secure, he started up the engine. "Let's go home, honey." As the van drove off into the night, she found herself wondering how he knew her name.
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I'll bet this was inspired by that Ranma 1/2 animae where Ranma defeats the magical teacher the same way shown here.
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Looks like the score is all "tied" up
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No self-respecting pinup of mine would get her shoulders stuck before her hips.
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Cute and inventive! This sorta thing could get me to watch basketball!
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I totally agree with you
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i'd go to a basketball game if this were to ever happen. great pic! -trinity
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I wonder if there's some kind of perv player who,after the game,go there and check if the girl is...hmm..."okay"?
Wonderful as usual,Reno!
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the two balls didn't make it completely through the net, no points
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Excellent work as usual, Reno. VERY excellent work!
As for the name, how about 2Boobs1Hoop?
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Wow! This is a concept I've had go through my mind off and on for 20 years! It's great to see it brought to the page! Wonderful!
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With two basketballs like that, no wonder they got stuck.
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You just wait for the penalties :/
Ultimate punishment for qualityless chearleaders?
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I got nothing, I'm still trying to figure out how to get her out of the ring without removing the net so I can keep her for my own special half-time entertainment.
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Nice job very cute i like your clean style .
Also poor girl she got stuck .
"THE WINNING SHOT"
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BOOMSHAKALAKA!
...Come on, I can't be the only guy who remembers the golden age of NBA Jam.
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I was thinking the same thing. I loved that game. Rofl
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Reminds me of that old ad I saw, except the girl was booty-first in the basket...
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"take it to da hole!!!" lol great job man an looks like celtics got this one ova LA ( ma popz will b sad lol)
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That's the last time I say you couldn't get two basketballs in at the same time.
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lol that's awsome, just like in the movies! except the token fat man has been transformed onto a smokin' hot mamasita! 
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