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Published: 2008-06-06 15:18:10 +0000 UTC; Views: 23607; Favourites: 370; Downloads: 304
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Description Saint Barnaby didn't like anybody. If this were a standard story of saints, he would have a conversion experience and become a friend to young and old alike, but it isn't, and he didn't. He didn't like anybody, he was born not liking anybody, he went to his grave not liking anybody.

Between those two events, however, he stood off three attacks by Huns on his monastery, more or less singlehandedly, because he didn't like armed raiders any more than he liked anybody else. Since the monastery was being used to house the wounded from all those Hun attacks at the time, he became a minor patron saint of hospitals and nurses, although he probably wouldn't have liked people praying to him anymore than he liked anything else.

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Saint Barnaby is based on the obscure, but awfully cool Red River Hog, a wild pig found in Africa and Madagascar, who have some of the greatest eyebrows in the world.

The original is 6 x 9ish, going to the AC art show unless somebody really really needs it for their Red River Hog collection, and prints are available for $10 plus shipping. Send a note or visit [link] for details.
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Comments: 90

PeriwinklePaisley [2008-10-14 03:08:48 +0000 UTC]

Your Saints are a HOOT! Love them, they are so clever and the expressions on their faces are just perfect!

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MerlinTheFerret [2008-09-14 03:58:46 +0000 UTC]

Perhaps this a lesson. we are not racist, per se, we dislike everyone.

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Coronaviridae [2008-09-01 19:25:16 +0000 UTC]

They do, in fact, have red river hogs at the San Diego Wild Animal park, complete with baby hoglets. I love them.

Also your saint series is making me smile.

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Star-Seal [2008-08-06 22:07:00 +0000 UTC]

we have those at our zoo! they have some dank-ass ears, i must say. Definately my favorite species, right next to the pygmy hogs.

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EmperorNortonII [2008-07-14 07:21:40 +0000 UTC]

Great!

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Jinggo78 [2008-07-07 22:55:50 +0000 UTC]

Barnaby says: I do NOT want to be in this picture! HMPH!

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tucsonhorse [2008-06-20 03:04:25 +0000 UTC]

You might appreciate the javalena (I think that's how it's spelled). It looks like a wild boar kind of but it's actually not related to the boar and it smells awful. You should check them out.

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Conspiracy-of-Ravens [2008-06-17 19:50:24 +0000 UTC]

I think that in not liking anyone he had to like everyone the same. Great history.

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xgreenling [2008-06-16 05:51:02 +0000 UTC]

Night elf pig.

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gdpr-5273607 [2008-06-14 22:16:19 +0000 UTC]

my saint! !

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Spiegel666 [2008-06-14 10:25:09 +0000 UTC]

Seems like my kinda saint. Nice.

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orpheus-samhain [2008-06-10 09:34:26 +0000 UTC]

My favourite saint

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sparklykiss [2008-06-10 02:39:35 +0000 UTC]

Oh god, that's cute.

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Tanaigre [2008-06-09 22:04:19 +0000 UTC]

Both character and history are adorable. The expression alone makes me giggle.

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skyefeather [2008-06-09 01:18:25 +0000 UTC]

XD
again, your stories make me laugh so hard. keep 'em up! ^^

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Quiroga [2008-06-08 21:35:11 +0000 UTC]

simply awesome!!!!

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labauraba [2008-06-08 21:27:40 +0000 UTC]

i hrt his head!

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MeowMeowKy [2008-06-08 19:00:21 +0000 UTC]

I like it when you draw obscure animals.

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DruidElf [2008-06-08 18:01:39 +0000 UTC]

Nobody does annoyed better than a hog. Well, cats are okay at it, but still.

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thesuicidalhamster [2008-06-08 01:33:47 +0000 UTC]

i don't care nothng, but for wath hi did even if he was like he was... hes a saint for me (i dont believe in those things)

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gymnastchica [2008-06-07 23:46:21 +0000 UTC]

you have such a creative take on things! I love it!

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OfficiallyAbi [2008-06-07 11:56:34 +0000 UTC]

At the risk of incurring St. Barnaby's wrath, he's very cool.

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MariusKoelink [2008-06-07 10:18:25 +0000 UTC]

You should write a book. And illustrate it. You'd be rich!

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CaptainRatty In reply to MariusKoelink [2008-06-07 10:44:44 +0000 UTC]

She has [link]

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MariusKoelink In reply to CaptainRatty [2008-06-09 10:53:22 +0000 UTC]

O.O

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JesterSeven [2008-06-07 07:49:59 +0000 UTC]

Delightful!

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goddessOFtheSUN [2008-06-07 04:52:33 +0000 UTC]

PUMBA!

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Superdemon-Inuyasha [2008-06-07 04:45:10 +0000 UTC]

great jo! it looks awesome 8D

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keight [2008-06-07 04:07:14 +0000 UTC]

Hes as good looking as the ones currently residing in the San Diego Zoo. Though he definitely wouldn't like that.

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arachibutyrophobic [2008-06-07 03:52:02 +0000 UTC]

his story is what really brings the piece together. well done!

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DragonStella [2008-06-07 03:15:29 +0000 UTC]

Those are, indeed, great eyebrows.

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SurlyQueen [2008-06-07 02:57:27 +0000 UTC]

I love the descriptions you're doing for these, but this one is my favorite so far!

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KefRayBa [2008-06-07 02:46:28 +0000 UTC]

I think it will looks great if you put all the St. painting together as a panel

Then you can probably do like... a Church wall.

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Calinic26 [2008-06-07 02:06:51 +0000 UTC]

He is totally my patron saint! In fact, I think he's my lost soul-mate.

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arracraidira [2008-06-07 01:38:35 +0000 UTC]

would you consider offering all your saints prints in one package?

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ursulav In reply to arracraidira [2008-06-07 15:33:46 +0000 UTC]

Sure, I could do a deal on the saints...3 for $20 or 4 for $25, depending on how many I wind up with...

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MasterOfMyFate [2008-06-07 01:38:32 +0000 UTC]

There is a fine line between genius and insanity, and I believe you have the talent of walking with one foot on each side. XD
I love your saints, and I love the descriptions that always accompany your art.

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Goetikmagus [2008-06-07 01:06:22 +0000 UTC]

I think I could identify with that saint on some kind of deep level. I wouldn't like him, either - but I'd be just fine with that.

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Nojo-on-the-rojo [2008-06-06 22:18:34 +0000 UTC]

Haha, what an unorthodox saint! XD I love his expression/pose, it's just so unfitting to a saint. Red River Hogs pwn all other swine!

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Nojo-on-the-rojo [2008-06-06 22:18:22 +0000 UTC]

Haha, what an unorthodox saint! XD I love his expression/pose, it's just so unfitting to a saint. Red River Hogs pwn all other swine!

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scarletkitsune [2008-06-06 22:03:01 +0000 UTC]

Red river hogs also have some of the coolest ears in the world!

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Malakine75 [2008-06-06 21:28:48 +0000 UTC]

My kind of saint.

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CrashhCar [2008-06-06 21:27:13 +0000 UTC]

i adore all your work, very nicely done

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draze [2008-06-06 20:49:58 +0000 UTC]

Reading the story, I picture him with his back to us giving us all the middle finger.

I like this one best of all, btw. Very personal, actually..... Hahah!

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MissAnj [2008-06-06 20:41:42 +0000 UTC]

He's so cute and irritable.
I love the descriptions you give your characters, they always make me laugh.

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KalineReine [2008-06-06 20:35:24 +0000 UTC]

More weirdness! I love it!!!!

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In-The-Machine [2008-06-06 20:17:33 +0000 UTC]

I don't like Huns invading my monastery either.

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Goblineye [2008-06-06 20:08:54 +0000 UTC]

I generally don't like anyone either.. so I had to fave this one.


Love all the series, though.... just because you are fantastic and these aren't real people so I don't have to rally like them.


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crazed-fangirl [2008-06-06 20:07:17 +0000 UTC]

Wow - Reminds me of Sister Redemptaat Bonventure... *shudder*
The attitude, not the face. Sister Redempta was a scarily sweet-looking old lady, but that was jsut a clever disguise.

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cardowl [2008-06-06 20:04:05 +0000 UTC]

Great, as usual! I laughed aloud while reading the story! You should make a book of these!

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