HOME | DD

wisekidk — Ninja Snow by-nc-nd

Published: 2010-11-28 20:58:59 +0000 UTC; Views: 313; Favourites: 17; Downloads: 4
Redirect to original
Description People decided it was finally time to finish off the pirate vs. ninja battle, so they put them both in a place where neither one would have an advantage.

A snowy place of course.

Ninjas can't very well hide in their black suits in a white background, so that takes away their stealth, and pirates hate the snow because they are accustomed to the warm weather of the tropics in the ocean.

While the ninja worked out a plan to finish him off (Because ninjas are assassins, durr.), the pirate simply decided to get drunk to ward off the cold. Being a pirate and an alchoholic, he stayed ignorant to the fact that you get colder when you drink, and simply wanted an excuse for more rum.

So he quickly passed out in the snow.

The ninja snuck on him and attacked, while the pirates parrot flew away being the crap pet it is.

Needless to say, the ninja won, while the parrot flew down to the tropics, sold off the pirates ship, and is now living the high life in the Bahamas as a well known celebrity.

For #WeEmote 's chat contest.
Related content
Comments: 11

Atverna [2010-11-28 21:29:23 +0000 UTC]

What's this about a pirate versus ninja battle?

Anyway, I freaking love this even if it's not historically accurate.

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

wisekidk In reply to Atverna [2010-11-28 21:37:29 +0000 UTC]

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

BANGDK [2010-11-28 21:27:33 +0000 UTC]

Awsome! Congratz on winning

👍: 0 ⏩: 2

wisekidk In reply to BANGDK [2010-11-29 01:04:24 +0000 UTC]

*2nd

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

BANGDK In reply to wisekidk [2010-11-29 15:19:51 +0000 UTC]

But you won with your entry in that event I lso got a 2nd

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

wisekidk In reply to BANGDK [2010-11-28 21:39:13 +0000 UTC]

Thank you very much! I appreciate it And congrats on third (it was third right? )

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

YippieYaYeeh [2010-11-28 21:12:03 +0000 UTC]

Ffff yeah!! NINJAS FTW!!!

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

wisekidk In reply to YippieYaYeeh [2010-11-28 21:23:24 +0000 UTC]

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

DimetrodonDanya [2010-11-28 21:02:22 +0000 UTC]

Pfff, the pirate sure didn't try very hard... I'd like to see the ninja take on the PARROT!

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

wisekidk In reply to DimetrodonDanya [2010-11-28 21:23:11 +0000 UTC]

YES.

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

DimetrodonDanya In reply to wisekidk [2010-11-28 21:25:24 +0000 UTC]

DO IT. DO IT NOW. GO.

👍: 0 ⏩: 0