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(So you don't inexplicably forget after unusual light shows, palette-swaps can be viewed at sta.sh/222pcwx5txr8?edit=1 =3)

Or: "Pretty Sure This Would Confuse The Shit Out Of David Duchovny"
Or: "No , I Haven't Gotten The Werewolf Mobster Done Yet" (This makes more sense when you realize my original plan was something akin to "Vampire Yakuza".)

Téa Pinkerton (pronounced "Tei-uh" and not "Tee" unless you're in the mood to get an inefficient blow-drying via warning shot) isn't from around here. It's difficult to tell exactly what her deal is, but all the same, wherever her origins, she's still some sort of agent for an unknown agency, and a very competent one at that - who so happens to be a vampire. Strangely and worryingly, she doesn't seem to share most of the lethal weaknesses you've heard of regarding vampires (though she'd tell you that NOBODY does that well with the whole "stake to the heart" thing), though she does definitely function better at night and still considers a bit of blood to be like the ol' morning cup of coffee.
Her goals may be known only to herself and whoever's paying her to do her thing, but once she's off the clock, she's... not THAT different, but you'll still likely not expect her to be the kind of woman who greatly enjoys the kind of things you can't post without annoying moderators, and has a very obvious sadomasochistic side - her enjoyment of being the 'S' being quite well-complemented by her species' ability to take partial control of a human via her bite via blood magic - that she enjoys indulging in at every opportunity (did you know she has another gun modified to fire only electric shocks? It comes in handy). It's likely best not to ask too many questions about what else she can do; she'd happily demonstrate...

On the clock? Yeah, don't piss her off. She's every bit as dangerous as all of the above implies and doesn't suffer idiots well.

As one of the few people who's straight-up admitted that Nancy doesn't scare her and NOT immediately ended up as a half-unconscious heap on the ground, guess what! She's got enemy stats! =3

PINKERTON

--She's dressed to kill and equipped appropriately, carrying a gun that she won't hesitate to use. If you're going to make sudden movements, you'd better hope they're in the form of your fist already careening toward her face; she's entirely too willing to take advantage of an opening. Do not underestimate her, and be even more on guard if it's night out - those red eyes don't glow through her sunglasses for nothing...

Fighting style:

--Pinkerton's gun causes a ton of damage and she will gladly use it whenever given the chance. Close the distance as fast as possible, but be cautious about it - dawdling will typically award you a bullet to the torso, but if you just run straight at her, expect the same, and she's a VERY fast draw when pressed. Do not let up on her; she's quick to punish you if you give her any opportunities. Be EXTREMELY careful if you're fighting her at night as she becomes even more dangerous.

Attacks:

A) At medium to long range, Pinkerton will raise her gun and fire. You'll see her duck her head to flip her hair swoop out of the way just before she fires. This has infinite horizontal range, hits instantly, and you take massive damage if you get shot. You'll slump to the ground as well.

B) If you run toward Pinkerton at any time, you have maybe a couple of frames to hit her before she IMMEDIATELY whips out her gun and hip-fires. This has infinite horizontal range (while you don't want to run at her AT ALL, you're even less smart to try from long range if you're within the necessary angle for her to shoot), hits instantly, and you take massive damage if you get shot. You'll slump to the ground as well.

C) Stay too close to Pinkerton and she'll punch you in the solar plexus, dealing moderate damage and stunning you long enough for her to throw a straight punch at your face for moderate damage plus knockdown.

Grabbed from front) If you've held Pinkerton for too long without throwing her, she'll knee you in the solar plexus and hip-toss you to the floor for heavy damage.

Grabbed from behind) If you've held Pinkerton from behind for too long without throwing her, she'll throw her elbow into your face to break loose, dealing light damage.

Thrown) Pinkerton will roll from impact from any throw in which she's left your hands, cutting the damage from non-slam throws by half.

Night A) Stay too close for too long, and Pinkerton will grab you and bite you in the neck. This heals her a moderate amount while dealing moderate damage plus knockdown to you, and debuffs your movement and attack speed for a few seconds.

Night B) If you're at long range but out of range of Pinkerton's gun, she'll hover into the air, rear one leg back, then rocket toward your position with a flying kick that causes heavy damage and knocks you down.

Grabbed from front, night) If you've held Pinkerton for too long without throwing her, instead of her usual counter, she might instead decide to reverse the grapple and perform "Night A" instead, with the same results. She's more likely to do this if her health is getting low.

Thrown at night) Pinkerton will essentially air-brake and flip herself to her feet, completely negating damage from all non-slam throws. She'll also fire her gun in your direction if you haven't moved out of horizontal range by the time the animation completes, which, say it with me, hits instantly, and you take massive damage if you get shot. You'll slump to the ground as well.

Friendly fire) Pinkerton will often refrain from firing her gun if there's an enemy right behind you, unless you've triggered her "player is running at her" counterattack; her gun WILL hit other enemies if they wander into the line of fire (or if you're careful and set enemies up to get hit in your place, following a dodge on your part), for exactly the same damage/effects it has on you (barring some enemy-specific exceptions). Be forewarned that there ARE enemy types that Pinkerton won't extend this courtesy toward (in-universe, Pinkerton doesn't like or outright hates several of the other enemies and the feeling is often mutual), and while she won't go out of her way to shoot them, she'll ignore her "try not to hit other enemies, even if she has a good opportunity to shoot you" AI when you're in range.

'Goldman' is the most dangerous of the bunch; she makes sure to always attack at night, has more health than the others, and will counter your grabs faster than the others.

Palette-swaps:
-Greene
-Blackwell
-Whitehead
-Redmond
-Browning
-Goldman

Téa Pinkerton and associates belong to . I have the agency to declare that much.

Description
(So you don't inexplicably forget after unusual light shows, palette-swaps can be viewed at sta.sh/222pcwx5txr8?edit=1 =3)

Or: "Pretty Sure This Would Confuse The Shit Out Of David Duchovny"
Or: "No , I Haven't Gotten The Werewolf Mobster Done Yet" (This makes more sense when you realize my original plan was something akin to "Vampire Yakuza".)

Téa Pinkerton (pronounced "Tei-uh" and not "Tee" unless you're in the mood to get an inefficient blow-drying via warning shot) isn't from around here. It's difficult to tell exactly what her deal is, but all the same, wherever her origins, she's still some sort of agent for an unknown agency, and a very competent one at that - who so happens to be a vampire. Strangely and worryingly, she doesn't seem to share most of the lethal weaknesses you've heard of regarding vampires (though she'd tell you that NOBODY does that well with the whole "stake to the heart" thing), though she does definitely function better at night and still considers a bit of blood to be like the ol' morning cup of coffee.
Her goals may be known only to herself and whoever's paying her to do her thing, but once she's off the clock, she's... not THAT different, but you'll still likely not expect her to be the kind of woman who greatly enjoys the kind of things you can't post without annoying moderators, and has a very obvious sadomasochistic side - her enjoyment of being the 'S' being quite well-complemented by her species' ability to take partial control of a human via her bite via blood magic - that she enjoys indulging in at every opportunity (did you know she has another gun modified to fire only electric shocks? It comes in handy). It's likely best not to ask too many questions about what else she can do; she'd happily demonstrate...

On the clock? Yeah, don't piss her off. She's every bit as dangerous as all of the above implies and doesn't suffer idiots well.

As one of the few people who's straight-up admitted that Nancy doesn't scare her and NOT immediately ended up as a half-unconscious heap on the ground, guess what! She's got enemy stats! =3

PINKERTON

--She's dressed to kill and equipped appropriately, carrying a gun that she won't hesitate to use. If you're going to make sudden movements, you'd better hope they're in the form of your fist already careening toward her face; she's entirely too willing to take advantage of an opening. Do not underestimate her, and be even more on guard if it's night out - those red eyes don't glow through her sunglasses for nothing...

Fighting style:

--Pinkerton's gun causes a ton of damage and she will gladly use it whenever given the chance. Close the distance as fast as possible, but be cautious about it - dawdling will typically award you a bullet to the torso, but if you just run straight at her, expect the same, and she's a VERY fast draw when pressed. Do not let up on her; she's quick to punish you if you give her any opportunities. Be EXTREMELY careful if you're fighting her at night as she becomes even more dangerous.

Attacks:

A) At medium to long range, Pinkerton will raise her gun and fire. You'll see her duck her head to flip her hair swoop out of the way just before she fires. This has infinite horizontal range, hits instantly, and you take massive damage if you get shot. You'll slump to the ground as well.

B) If you run toward Pinkerton at any time, you have maybe a couple of frames to hit her before she IMMEDIATELY whips out her gun and hip-fires. This has infinite horizontal range (while you don't want to run at her AT ALL, you're even less smart to try from long range if you're within the necessary angle for her to shoot), hits instantly, and you take massive damage if you get shot. You'll slump to the ground as well.

C) Stay too close to Pinkerton and she'll punch you in the solar plexus, dealing moderate damage and stunning you long enough for her to throw a straight punch at your face for moderate damage plus knockdown.

Grabbed from front) If you've held Pinkerton for too long without throwing her, she'll knee you in the solar plexus and hip-toss you to the floor for heavy damage.

Grabbed from behind) If you've held Pinkerton from behind for too long without throwing her, she'll throw her elbow into your face to break loose, dealing light damage.

Thrown) Pinkerton will roll from impact from any throw in which she's left your hands, cutting the damage from non-slam throws by half.

Night A) Stay too close for too long, and Pinkerton will grab you and bite you in the neck. This heals her a moderate amount while dealing moderate damage plus knockdown to you, and debuffs your movement and attack speed for a few seconds.

Night B) If you're at long range but out of range of Pinkerton's gun, she'll hover into the air, rear one leg back, then rocket toward your position with a flying kick that causes heavy damage and knocks you down.

Grabbed from front, night) If you've held Pinkerton for too long without throwing her, instead of her usual counter, she might instead decide to reverse the grapple and perform "Night A" instead, with the same results. She's more likely to do this if her health is getting low.

Thrown at night) Pinkerton will essentially air-brake and flip herself to her feet, completely negating damage from all non-slam throws. She'll also fire her gun in your direction if you haven't moved out of horizontal range by the time the animation completes, which, say it with me, hits instantly, and you take massive damage if you get shot. You'll slump to the ground as well.

Friendly fire) Pinkerton will often refrain from firing her gun if there's an enemy right behind you, unless you've triggered her "player is running at her" counterattack; her gun WILL hit other enemies if they wander into the line of fire (or if you're careful and set enemies up to get hit in your place, following a dodge on your part), for exactly the same damage/effects it has on you (barring some enemy-specific exceptions). Be forewarned that there ARE enemy types that Pinkerton won't extend this courtesy toward (in-universe, Pinkerton doesn't like or outright hates several of the other enemies and the feeling is often mutual), and while she won't go out of her way to shoot them, she'll ignore her "try not to hit other enemies, even if she has a good opportunity to shoot you" AI when you're in range.

'Goldman' is the most dangerous of the bunch; she makes sure to always attack at night, has more health than the others, and will counter your grabs faster than the others.

Palette-swaps:
-Greene
-Blackwell
-Whitehead
-Redmond
-Browning
-Goldman

Téa Pinkerton and associates belong to . I have the agency to declare that much.