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Ali-Radicali — Don't fuck with Big Bird
Published: 2012-10-18 01:17:38 +0000 UTC; Views: 2696; Favourites: 48; Downloads: 166
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As the polls have started favouring Mittens, our dear friend big bird is becoming more and more agitated. Good thing for him, Mitt Romney firmly supports the second amendment, so when the jack-booted government thugs come to round up these poor muppets, they'd better be wearing kevlar.Related content
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I'll bring the paratroopers, Big Bird. No one is taking my education away!
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Obama: Hey there buddy let me just take that
Big Bird: Wait what? You ca-
Obama: Don't worry about it!
Count: I told you Bwhahahaha he will take your stuff, this is what you get Bwhahaha! 15 Trillion Bwhahaha 16 Trillion Bwhahaha 17 Trillion Bwhahaha!
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You realise that the current US debt is a function of the government NOT taking your stuff, right?
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I'm referring to them taking our guns and since Count knows math he is really the only republican of the Street
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lol. You're joking right? About republicans and math?
If not I'd kindly refer you back to the romney-ryan budget, or better yet, the bush tax cuts which would "pay for themselves".
Mathematics, or any kind of science is like water off a duck's ass to the GOP.
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Well Romney started a lot more jobs then Obama ever has and he wasn't even President. Obama racked up more dept then George Washington to Richard Nixon combined.
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This would be a funny bit of parody, except you're convinced that you're telling the truth.
Romney's job record, like any hedge fund manager, is one of destroying companies for easy money and shipping jobs overseas. If the amount of jobs he's created outweighs the amount he's destroyed, I'd be amazed, but it'd still mean jack shit to US workers since those jobs he creates tend to be factory jobs in china, india, bangladesh et al., not the USA.
Meanwhile, Obama, who is no hero of mine at all, has created a couple of million US jobs during his first term. This supposed economic recovery is a lackluster performance at best, but I'd prefer the doctor who perscribes placebos and tells me it'll be all right, over the doctor whose idea of a cure is cutting off life support whilst saying a hail mary.
Romney and his merry band of vultures would have sold off the US public for a quick buck.
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I lol'd hard, you know nothing about the records of either! Romney made more jobs then Obama made his whole life. If any one is killing big bird it is the ex-terrorist from weather underground which one is that again?
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This post of yours doesn't warrant a proper response considering how out of touch with reality it is. I can't decide which claim is more preposterous, the notion of romney creating millions of jobs or the preposterous idea that Obama is anything other than a well-connected and wholly pro-establishment politician.
A terrorist? Bitch please.
Please spend the rest of your life spewing idiocy on the internet, cause I shudder to think what 'kind of damage gullible cretins such as yourself could cause if they actually tried to function in the real world.
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XD My dad wants to know if he can post this on his FB page if he credits you as the creator.
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=KW3Psi…
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This is really funny. It's also drawn fairly well.
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And the funny thing is that at the Republican national meeting or whatever it was, guns were utterly banned and forbidden.
But yeah, back to the point, Mitt can't attack anything that fights back; so kick his ass big bird; and have the count stomp on his cojones for flavour.
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But they whine and complain about gun free zones around schools; the hypocrisy.....
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lol He doesn't want B.B dead. XD He said he loved him. Nice drawing though.
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As I mentioned before, Sesame Street is in no way under any threat of going bankrupt if federal funding is cut. It only recieves 12 percent of its overall funding from the federal government. The rest is through donations. Not to mention that Sesame Street is a successful multi-million dollar franchise. I don't see it going broke anytime soon.
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That's not what I'm worried about, I'm worried about a massive deterioration in programming quality if public funding ceases. AFAIK the sesame workshop gets 8 million dollars of public funds via PBS. That's such an astronomically irrelevant sum in the grand scheme of things, it's not worth compromising the quality of educational programming over.
It's hard for an american to tell the impact of public funding, since there are hardly any public shows, but here in the Netherlads there is a lot more material for comparison, since the state funds quite a lot of small competing broadcasters and programme-makers. The result is a plethora of small, quality productions as well as a bunch of programmes hat have a very select target audience (= bad for business) but a great deal of appeal to the enthousiasts. Oh and reliable news stations. Private channels have their perks: they have the money to buy big popular US series and stuff, but these are also the channels running endless reality tv and commercials. I'm not saying either one is perfect, but a system where both are present is preferable to exclusively one or the other.
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OOOO irony of the right wingers...
BUT WAIT! Doesn't the 2nd amendment mean any kind of weapon in general? Like swords, staves, axes, clubs, maces, and those other fun things?? (actually, that's a serious question and issue to discuss about...)
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Well, the constitution is prety goddamn vague about it, so if could be interpreted to mean any kind of weapon, but it's usually assumed to mean a firearm (which is odd, since at the time cavalry charges with swords were still quite the thing, and muskets took forever to reload).
Also, the 2nd amendment is usually assumed to apply to private citizens, but looking at the literal text, that doesn't seem to be the intent at all:
"A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed."
I would argue that the original intent was to make it easier to assemble some sort of militia/army by allowing private citizens to own weapons (which they could then use when called to arms).
To me, the legality of firearms in the USA relies on a massively outlandish and onesided interpretation of an outdated law. We don't need to call the civilian populace to arms in times of war, and if we did there'd be the US army to supply weaponry. The only reason no-one is doing anything about it is because politicians are afraid of pissing off the NRA.
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And that's pretty much where I get lost at; being that I'm one of those wierdos who sees virtually any household item as a weapon, the 2nd amendment is almost meaningless to me.
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The world would be a lot safer if criminals armed themselves with toasters and foundue-forks.
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But even a foundue-fork can be dangerous! I mean, I was stabbed with a spork once and THAT HURT! :V
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Well they call them "arms" but it's usually assumed to be firearms.... I think. I know that there are various local laws about what sort of bludgeons a person can have or how long their knives are allowed to be (in my dopey state it's just like an inch and a half or two last time I checked
However you are allowed to have (though not use without a license?) a flamethrower. Read somewhere it was part of some law to make sure everybody would have something to fight off killerbees (apparently the best way to kill killer bees is by frying them).
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My mind is blown on the flamethrower issue...
But overall, I'm just going to assume that the 2nd amendment grants me the right to own a sword... I guess... I don't know, the guy who created this picture provides a good explanation, even though my feelings are still pretty vague...
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[link] saw it on cracked once and it made me lol.
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Excuse me while I make my Christmas list.
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That mini tank gun and flamethrower looks good on me.
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OH GAWD CRACKED... If I stay there too long, I might never go back to sleep from reading all that stuff!
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That's where I heard about the "It's okay to have a flamethrower" 'law'. Good for dealing with ANGRY BEES.
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