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Here are 10 more terrible excuses for Superheroes:
10. The Mutants (Darkwing Duck): Because of their pathetic powers.
09. Fatman and Boy Blubber (Freakazoid): The only joke about them is that they're fat!
08. Ryan Reynolds' portrayal of Green Lantern Hal Jordan: Green Lantern needs a reboot, and he needs it fast! Let it star Nathan Fillion! He voices Hal Jordan in the animated movies, so why shouldn't he play him in a live-action movie? Anyway, Ryan Reynolds sucked as Green Lantern.
07. The Teen Titans Go version of Robin: Bossy self-centered jerk.
06. Green Lantern Guy Gardner: I admit it: he's the only Green Lantern I hate. Unlike Hal, John or Kyle, he's a complete jerk. I'm sure I'm not the only one who has that opinion.
05. Venus De Milo (TMNT Next Mutation): I think the title for this show should be: Venus de Milo vs. The Dragon Lord", guest starring the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
04. Bearded Idiot ("Superman": At Earth's End): I agree with Linkara: this guy is NOT Superman!
03. Bonkers Betty (Frank Miller's Wonder Woman): I think she and Femme Fatale from Powerpuff Girls would really like each other...
02. George Clooney's Batman: Nuff said.
01. The Teen Titans Go versions of Beast Boy and Cyborg: SpongeBeast and PatBorg are more like it!
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CyotheLion [2018-09-14 21:41:11 +0000 UTC]
Maybe I could decapitate them all
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V1EWT1FUL [2018-09-14 13:45:01 +0000 UTC]
yeah that's about right
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Jimma1300 [2017-12-25 07:22:54 +0000 UTC]
Why is that obese characters make great villains but lame-ass heroes?
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mustlovealll1fe [2016-09-15 21:51:23 +0000 UTC]
Oh Ryan. Why must good actors have to be in a lot of crap before they finally nail it. In his case, Deadpool.
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hershey990 [2015-08-01 17:39:23 +0000 UTC]
9 - the good kind of fat
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furikatsuma [2015-03-06 21:01:02 +0000 UTC]
How long before you do a 4th one of these?
TV Trash exposed for us possibly the worst TV show ever (at least in the action genre): Electra Elf
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MrTheAmazingDude [2014-12-15 22:39:21 +0000 UTC]
lol. Bearded Idiot "I AM A MAN!!!" (gut punch)
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furikatsuma [2014-10-27 16:16:24 +0000 UTC]
Bad news: in my country, Citv picked up the poor-people TV rights to Toddler Titans and are gonna start showing it next week!
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PisicutzaMiau [2014-10-21 07:34:25 +0000 UTC]
I'd rather watch adult films than Teen Titans Go.Are there any positive episodes,no!
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MarioStrikerMurphy [2014-08-19 03:59:03 +0000 UTC]
YUP!!! Batman & Robin was the worst Clooney's film ever!
Anybody who thought that The Drak Knight Rises (2012; by Christopher Nolan) sucks, maybe didn't watched Batman & Robin...
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Ruyc [2014-06-20 16:36:12 +0000 UTC]
LOL, I like your definition of Venus De Milo.
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M-102 In reply to Ruyc [2021-04-12 07:17:59 +0000 UTC]
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Ruyc In reply to M-102 [2021-04-12 15:14:16 +0000 UTC]
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BoyfromKrypton [2014-06-14 03:08:07 +0000 UTC]
If there is one impact Superman At Earth's End left for me, is Supe's "I AM A MAN!!!" punch.
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agb1838 [2014-06-05 15:39:24 +0000 UTC]
There is another horrible superhero that would have his place in this list: Iron Patriot and his avengers.
1: His real identity is Norman Osborn. Gee, you really feel safe when the green goblin wants to play the superhero.
2: His team of rip offs iclude the manipulative moonstone as ms marvel, the sadistic bullseye as hawkeye, the cannibalistic venom as spiderman, the psychotic daken as wolverine, a borderline maniacally depressive sentry, ares who cares more about bloodshed and marvel boy who quit ater learning their real identities.
3: Most of their battles would have nearly ended in one sided failures if it was not for sentry or dr doom helping them (you know you are a terrible hero when you need the help of a major super villain)
4: When they tried to monitor mutant activities, it finished in power trips and a humiliating defeat at the hands of the x men
I know that they were villains from the very beginning but they failed horribly in playing heroes
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jeffreythefox1012 [2014-03-24 14:15:06 +0000 UTC]
I wouldn't blame Ryan for the film's version of Hal being awful,i blame the fucking writing.
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agb1838 [2014-03-21 16:29:43 +0000 UTC]
There was one time in the comics where Batman punches Guy Gardner in the face for being an arrogant asshole.
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DaBair [2014-03-16 17:01:07 +0000 UTC]
Don't forget Halle Berry's Catwoman.
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CHCHcartoons [2014-02-11 06:20:59 +0000 UTC]
Wonder Woman has always been an angry feminist bitch. At least that's what DC is saying.
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megawing [2014-02-07 04:51:05 +0000 UTC]
Venus wasn't that bad.
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M-102 In reply to megawing [2021-04-12 07:19:06 +0000 UTC]
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28ear In reply to M-102 [2024-12-02 04:26:03 +0000 UTC]
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hershey990 [2014-01-22 01:49:43 +0000 UTC]
Why do most TMNT fans hate Milo? (i'm not a fan of TMNT i'm just asking)
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masonicon [2014-01-21 00:45:25 +0000 UTC]
Teen Titans Go! version of Titans are unlikable not only because of the flanderization that it's characters suffers
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DragonmanX-90 [2014-01-19 07:11:19 +0000 UTC]
I wouldn't hate Robin from TTG so much if he actually PAID for his character flaws like the others do. Robin does dumb sh*t and he ends up winning just as often as he wins: Titan Robot, that Mondays episode where Starfire becomes his arch enemy.
With Cy and Beast Boy it's just their idiocy is so overexaggerated you can't believe they'd ever score a legit victory over any enemy. You're amazed the team manages to function at all.
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Ability-King-KK [2014-01-17 21:55:52 +0000 UTC]
To be fair, Fatman and Boy Blubber are supposed to be parody super heroes and not to be taken seriously. Hell, the entirety of Freakazoid is not supposed to be taken seriously and is just there to make people laugh.
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It's called Shonen Jump, not Shonen-ai Jump. Stop with the yaoi, people!
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horohorogirl666 [2014-01-17 05:49:14 +0000 UTC]
Fatman and blubberboy are funny in my opinion.
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CBFox [2014-01-17 00:59:51 +0000 UTC]
Ill give you all of them though is brain damaged and he has had his moments and hal did worse (we all know he did) and Jon (see cosmic odysee)
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Waffle-With-Big-Arms [2014-01-16 22:30:18 +0000 UTC]
In all fairness, Ryan Reynolds sucks in all of his roles. Including being Ryan Reynolds.
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Orangemegaman [2014-01-16 18:31:16 +0000 UTC]
i hate what cyborg does in tower power at the end
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V1EWT1FUL [2014-01-16 16:57:25 +0000 UTC]
Bearded Idiots only good thing is I AM A MAN!!
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