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Published: 2015-10-27 19:25:37 +0000 UTC; Views: 58757; Favourites: 1027; Downloads: 490
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Description Once, at the beach, when I was a kid, I built a dam of sand across the water running into the sea. A little lake built up behind it and some other kids started to play in it.
Being the little prick that I was, I got into an argument with them. As far as I was concerned, that section of the beach was MINE. How dare they be in the same public area as me?!

Basically, this is exactly what is going on in the South China Sea right now….it’s just there’s no adult present to provide the offending party with the much-needed clip ‘round the ear for being such and antisocial dick.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-…

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Comments: 265

Knight-Obsidiax [2017-09-19 20:20:20 +0000 UTC]

Just reading this makes me want to go punch the Chinese government

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cullyferg2010 In reply to Knight-Obsidiax [2021-06-26 02:50:48 +0000 UTC]

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onimoroboshi [2017-01-03 22:31:18 +0000 UTC]

Brilliant!

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Iron1Fox [2016-12-24 05:53:09 +0000 UTC]

And now those man made islands are armed with anti-aircraft and anti-personnel weapons.

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TheDARKWOLF [2016-04-20 22:59:53 +0000 UTC]

China (or more accurately The Communist party of China) never has played well with others.

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cullyferg2010 In reply to TheDARKWOLF [2021-06-26 02:51:10 +0000 UTC]

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Darthjekyll In reply to cullyferg2010 [2022-04-14 21:16:16 +0000 UTC]

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cullyferg2010 In reply to Darthjekyll [2022-04-15 02:56:13 +0000 UTC]

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squarenuts [2016-04-20 03:34:41 +0000 UTC]

Its just a way for both sides to generate weapons sales. Both the USA and China make a lot of money in the defense industry. And now the US Navy has a reason to get a larger budget. 

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Rassilon001 In reply to squarenuts [2017-07-04 09:59:38 +0000 UTC]

Ah, people being pissed off at one another and afraid of everyone else... the one economy sure to never fail.

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k10a06p2000 In reply to squarenuts [2017-01-29 21:05:29 +0000 UTC]

The U.S. Navy needs a larger budget to fix most of their ships.
China is following the commie's ideology of no borders.

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NO-SoupForYou In reply to k10a06p2000 [2021-11-10 21:00:14 +0000 UTC]

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axlflow57 [2015-12-07 17:05:20 +0000 UTC]

Never thought my Idol, Jolly Jack has heard about this, good to know. Yeah, Chinese people are starting to be dicky nowadays to the Filipinos, if only you saw the abuse our basketball players got after going to china, the hotel room was lately processed on purpose and all that, then they got spat on in the playing field, yeah, buncha dicks really. But I do love some of their dishes, I mean normal dishes not the Dogs and all that. They also love to ram everyone's ship in the sea with their ship, even Japan's. Despite China is being in Japanese territory already.

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ALol [2015-11-15 04:19:37 +0000 UTC]

This is less childish and more loophole abuse, though. If I remember correctly, something like 200 miles (or kilometers? I don't remember) off the coast of any country is considered part of their territory, so they're just exploting this to their favour.

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MisterFriendly In reply to ALol [2015-11-16 04:17:16 +0000 UTC]

The thing is, several other nations also claim that coastal territory, historically. There's a lot of overlap, which is why everyone in the South China Sea are arguing over it. And that's also the reason why everyone's so pissed off at China for just moving in and taking the place.

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yamibanner [2015-11-12 19:53:46 +0000 UTC]

Hey! I want MY own island on open waters.

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Crack-N [2015-11-12 05:25:07 +0000 UTC]

Eh, to be fair, China has always been a bit... reclusive.

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SE-Roger In reply to Crack-N [2015-11-29 13:04:47 +0000 UTC]

i think if it was't for the industry and welth of China, they would be more like N-Korea.

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Crack-N In reply to SE-Roger [2015-11-30 01:49:40 +0000 UTC]

It's mostly a problem of cultural values, but no cartoonist ever stops to think that maybe some other countries hold different standards over certain things before charging to their openly offensive political cartoons, and somehow, get praised as heroes for that.

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SE-Roger In reply to Crack-N [2015-11-30 01:50:36 +0000 UTC]

are you talking about this, becuse this is the hole south china sea feasco in a nut shell.

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Crack-N In reply to SE-Roger [2015-12-07 21:06:20 +0000 UTC]

I'm talking about a lot of things

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sharkbyte3827 [2015-11-07 23:38:17 +0000 UTC]

Well I'll just send my toy boat within a few meters of your sand castle then.  Not near it...Not near it!

This is a clever take on the artificial islands from china. 

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Koushoku-jin [2015-11-05 16:16:17 +0000 UTC]

   THIS!~ Well done, JJ! Sure made my week a bit better

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nghtwng27 [2015-11-04 22:12:18 +0000 UTC]

The funny thing is China and Korea had numerous political cartoons making fun of Japan (saying Japan was going to do the same thing China is) during the whole Tokdo/Takeshima/Lioncourt Rocks issue 10 years ago.

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blackstrike [2015-11-04 10:28:26 +0000 UTC]

I like China and I do think USA is a massive cunt, but China is pushing this shit too much.

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Chincha40 [2015-11-03 05:24:18 +0000 UTC]

Yeah technically according to the U.N artificial land cannot possess sea territory. Many micronations are hurt by this. And therefore won't be officially recognized as countries.
So yeah china no get away with this.

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Mangetsu20 [2015-11-02 06:57:05 +0000 UTC]

What won't the Chinese waste or spend excessive resources on next? From empty cities to artificial islands they never cease to astound me with their tendency to overcompensate things to a way that benefits no one, including themselves. Perhaps this is another political/military ploy on their part, but the excuses to kick people out of the South China Sea seems kind of petty at the moment. Other than the threat of Air Bases being set up on the islands or Air Power being used to patrol it in the name of "Chinese Sovereignty," I highly doubt that this is going to result in anything but peaceful means. The last time I or anyone relied on Chinese aid was...well, I don't believe EVER.

Nice try China, gonna have to come up with a better alibi than "Rescue Operations," to convince me that you're not up to something no good. Emphasis on the "No Good," on their planning history. 

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Chincha40 In reply to Mangetsu20 [2015-11-03 05:18:56 +0000 UTC]

Not to mention the infrastructure is so shity they build a massive bridge in a week the next day it falls apart like it had spaghetti for suspensions.

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SeanE [2015-11-01 23:32:21 +0000 UTC]

Using this one for my year 10 social sciences class...

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jollyjack In reply to SeanE [2015-11-01 23:48:23 +0000 UTC]

HAH

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WageSlave [2015-11-01 16:51:13 +0000 UTC]

Sir!

You truly do need to send this to the media outlets(newspapers, magazines).  Because it succinctly pinpoints the EXACT thing that's happening, and it's simple enough that the more challenged politicians will get the point. 

Please, sir!

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goldenavatar [2015-10-31 23:28:40 +0000 UTC]

Hmm... I guess you Brits giving them back Hong Kong and Taiwan has given the Chinese a swelled head.

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Sonic10160 In reply to goldenavatar [2015-11-01 05:35:49 +0000 UTC]

Taiwan is a sovereign state. It's where the nationalist Chinese fled to after they lost the Chinese civil war in 1948-ish after bearing the brunt of fighting the Japanese before and during WWII.

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theanon In reply to goldenavatar [2015-11-01 03:15:34 +0000 UTC]

The lease ran out on Hong Kong it's not like anyone would have backed us up if we decided to keep it.

Taiwan's a completely different thing altogether.

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Dragonstar1278 [2015-10-31 21:49:43 +0000 UTC]

lol

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ShawnLeroy [2015-10-31 20:23:42 +0000 UTC]

I'm just going to pee in every ocean to claim them all mine.

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Mintzen [2015-10-31 01:31:23 +0000 UTC]

did you miss the part of 'south CHINA sea'?

and last I looked, the US wasn't part of Asia, so fuck off.

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CrossFusionX In reply to Mintzen [2015-11-02 08:51:09 +0000 UTC]

You should really check a map.

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jollyjack In reply to Mintzen [2015-10-31 07:27:40 +0000 UTC]

The English channel doesn't belong to England.

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AlvarV In reply to jollyjack [2015-11-01 01:23:52 +0000 UTC]

Just to pitch in, a lot of the Gulf of Mexico doesn't belong to Mexico either.

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theanon In reply to AlvarV [2015-11-01 03:17:26 +0000 UTC]

I'd like to take this opertunity to point out that India doesn't own the Indian Ocean.

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ConscriptCommander In reply to theanon [2016-12-10 06:14:44 +0000 UTC]

I also want to give a tip. The Gulf of California (yes that's a thing) doesn't really belong to California.

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ConscriptCommander In reply to ConscriptCommander [2016-12-10 06:16:01 +0000 UTC]

That and Baja California doesn't belong to California either.

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Aldartha [2015-10-30 22:19:30 +0000 UTC]

I personally believe that the Chinese should be less focused on trying to expand and more focused on their environmental problems, such as the fact that their territory is so polluted that they will run out of local drinkable water by around 2030 according to a recent report that they actually attempted to suppress.

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TaralWayne [2015-10-30 02:39:35 +0000 UTC]

I agree with you about the Chinese.  The are making artifical "land" they can use to make territorial claims in the Pacific Ocean.

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J-Works [2015-10-29 23:43:27 +0000 UTC]

I hate that I know who the fat kid is.  

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niauropsaka In reply to J-Works [2015-11-05 02:38:26 +0000 UTC]

It's so obvious.

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Chincha40 In reply to J-Works [2015-11-03 05:20:44 +0000 UTC]

Looks ruskie to me.

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notimportant111 [2015-10-29 21:13:15 +0000 UTC]

Amen agnostic brother.  You got that dead on right.

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zjboy1992 [2015-10-29 17:00:23 +0000 UTC]

Read the maps, those made before 'some-nation' were aware about 'island problem'. Find some validable documents(Wiki and media do not count.) confirm your idea. Not just THINKING, GUESSING, SYMPATHY. 

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