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Published: 2018-03-19 12:01:37 +0000 UTC; Views: 2622; Favourites: 72; Downloads: 14
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What you use when you really, really want to kick someone's ass!Related content
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The 23d century is coming; time to start practicing!
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And to practice the correct way to rip your shirt....
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Kirk hasn't even torn his shirt yet! He's on fire!
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He's just getting started
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I love them too.
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Me or captain Kirk?
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You .Β Well, both...
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Kirk Fu schools all problem-causing fools in the Federation!Β
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I pity them! (The fools)
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I love how just kicking the guy's teeth in works just fine even on aliens in the future
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When diplomacy fails..
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Kirk did know when talking wasn't enough.
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This was sort-of my school playground approach to bullies.Β
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Did it work?
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It did, actually.
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That is a surprise.
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The episode was on the other night where Kirk "rescues" Spock from his hippy-like spores-induced trance with a barrage of anti-Vulcan racism jibes, mainly about Spock's parents... sort of like "yo momma gots emotions".
And as with nearly all Kirk's gambits, it did the trick up to the point where Spock said that under the spore's influence was the first time he had ever experienced love. The show ended before it could show Spock having a good cry after punching the vending machine in the toilets.
(C'mon guys... we've all been there 
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It's funny, all through the original series Kirk and Bones deride Spock's cold logic. But when he goes totally emo on them instead, they panic and have a fistfight about it.
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Yeah, they were really the most unstable dysfunctional bunch of people to put it charge of a massive battleship when you think about it 
Also, what WAS with Dr. McCoy??? He spent more time on the bridge throwing in his opinions than he did in sickbay doing what he was supposedly paid to do, whatever that was! Possibly drinking and waxing his arms? And it's a weird thought that in the 24th century everyone will have such badly stained smokers' teeth! (HD really didn't do them any favours
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The original series, at least season one, is incredibly uneven when it comes to the behavior of the characters. The writers didn't really have a grasp on them, yet. McCoy is remembered as this charming grouch, but in the first season he's just a bully and a bordeline alcoholic, it seems. Scotty also seems overly fond of booze.
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Not to mention a complete racist. There's no way he'd get away with calling someone a pointy-eared green blooded freak in the contemporary office environment. He'd be on a written warning. It would appear in the future political correctness will go out of the airlock.
In the beginning they probably all thought of it as justΒ a western show set in space, as nearly all of the actors were plucked from doing wild west shows, and were stuck in that mindset. Every time you see a redshirt or an alien native you can imagine they have just popped in from the next studio where they were also an extra in Bonanza or something.
My dentist is called Dr. McCoy
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It seems his pants were made of a sturdier material than his shirts.
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It's probably as awesome as TV got in the 1960's.
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"And that is for your sister giving me space-herpes!"
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What's up with the space-herpes??
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I'm just a simple country doctor... but oh, the things I cannot un-see thanks to that man's romances....
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Β Just another quiet day on the job for James Tiberius Kirk!Β
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I sometimes feel like breaking out a fight at my job.
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Β I think we all get that feeling now and again, but very few of us are likely to WIN those fights!Β
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Where's the battle rip in his tunic? Nice one, sir!
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I was thinking of adding that ripped shirt, but hey; the day is young -it'll happen sometime during this fight. We all know it.
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Hahahahahahaahaaa indeed, sir. I bet it would.
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The only thing he did better than fight was sing.Β Β Β Β
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And make out with alien babes.
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"Everybody was Kirk-Fu flghting!....Those fists were fast as lightning!..."Β Β
It's a great use of the classic Trek characters! I like how you did the colors and textures, and those details right down to the Andorian's antennas. Too bad Roddenberry didn't get Bruce Lee to give Shatner and company some lesson.Β Β
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He didn't need to, Kirk had the Double Kirk Chop, you know when he is fighting something stronger then him he hits it with his two hand clasp together, no way anything can stand up to the Double Kirk Chop!
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And there the time he took down Khan by grabbing a club. Improvised weaponry against a superhuman is perfectly legal, I'm sure!Β
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We also had the unbeatable Wall of Kirk, when he jumps into the air and slams into his opponents sideways.
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That's what I'm talking about, Kirk was a weapons system/style himself, no need for him to use somebody's else system/style!
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Although I love it when Kirk is wrecking the whole room, while Spock calmly hands out a few neck pinches.
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