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MrParaduo — At the Happy Mask Shop
Published: 2010-02-07 01:55:13 +0000 UTC; Views: 1027; Favourites: 24; Downloads: 26
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Behold! My commission for of the Happy Mask Couple of Sato and Miaa (before their son was born), featuring the intro to how MrParaduo came to gain his signature mask! And now I present a possibly racially insensitive preformance of the occasion! (Miaa is actually goofy but sweet at heart, and is not an abusive wife in any way as contrast to this representation, consult your local doctor before reading).Maskless Stranger: Hello? Is this the Happy Mask Shop?
Happy Mask Couple, together as if dancing a routine: CONGRATULATIONS!!!
M.S, confused: Guhr?-
Sato: You ah’r our one thousandth customah!
Miaa: Much bettah than one hundredth!
M.S: Really?
HMC, together: YES!!
Sato: You get lucky chance to win lucky mahsk! BEHOLD!!!
(Explosion of noise and activity as mask appears for all to see)
MS: Wow! That’s…amazing..!
Miaa: Ahph! No touch till you buy!
M.S: But I thought-
Sato, gawking: Cursed demon mask of doom is not fo’h free!
(Miaa pummels Sato)
Miaa: Silly husband means you get discount! 75% too!
Sato: Miaa! We said 25% was to go!
Miaa, angrily: Backroom! NOW!!
(M.S: twiddles thumbs as he faintly hears the argument going on in the back)
Miaa: (I did not travel ovah entire universe and time just to lose chance at honey moon ovah stupid mahsk!)
Sato: (It’s not stupid! It’s one of’a kind limit edition! We be rich if we make this bargain!)
Miaa: (Oh! Soh rupees all you care about! What about it being cursed?! Remember thah last cursed mask you lost-HMMM?!!!)
Sato: (Stupid fairy boy get mask back foh magick sing song! And I was ambushed!!)
Miaa: (By another fairy kid!)
(The bickering goes on and on till they come back)
Sato, upset: We sell foh 75% off...where is buyer?
Miaa: Fohget buyer! WHERE IS MASK?!
Sato: OH NO!! WE MUST FIND IT AT ONCE!!
Miaa: OH noh you don’t! I want to see Supah stah nebula foh our honeymoon before solstice ovah! WE GO NOW!!
Sato: But-
Miaa, oni mode: NOW!!!
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Comments: 10
That's SO sick
I knew there would be something silly too xDD ...
Thank you!
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Though your style is not befitting your supposed age/ art experience, I am coming to like your literature
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I was inspired by the Lucky Star Anime.
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