Comments: 115
FULGOREY2K [2008-06-17 14:09:01 +0000 UTC]
thats a funny drawing, made me laugh so hard.
well done girl. she seems to be really swimming in there
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FULGOREY2K In reply to msklystron [2008-06-18 02:28:10 +0000 UTC]
really? who and what happened? if i may know of course
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FULGOREY2K In reply to msklystron [2008-06-18 19:25:13 +0000 UTC]
ouch!!!!!.
glad to see that you managed to get out of that unusual situation.
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FULGOREY2K In reply to msklystron [2008-06-19 07:01:08 +0000 UTC]
oh my, that would be quite a moment.
good thing you escaped it miss klystron
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Docali [2008-02-07 22:31:19 +0000 UTC]
haha! funny idea and great work XD
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msklystron In reply to Docali [2008-02-07 22:41:56 +0000 UTC]
Thanks!!! What we women have to put up with!
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lauracarter [2007-12-08 02:20:16 +0000 UTC]
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, I'm going to show this to my husband! I haven't had that happen but I've sat in the pee puddle in the middle of the night because he was too lazy to lift the lid let alone put it down!!
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msklystron In reply to lauracarter [2007-12-08 17:20:05 +0000 UTC]
Thank you!
Be careful... if you show it to your husband... you might give him 'ideas'...
Regarding pee puddles: Considering the size of the target and the close range, this is unacceptable. Just as police have to go for target practice periodically, wives should likewise be able to send husbands (and sons) for toilet target practice.
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lauracarter In reply to msklystron [2007-12-11 02:22:09 +0000 UTC]
ha ha ha ha, too bad there wasn't a place we could send them for this target practice, I would get him a gift certificate for Christmas! I swear they don't even look, it's like they think they are watering the lawn! ha ha
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msklystron In reply to lauracarter [2007-12-11 03:02:48 +0000 UTC]
Perhaps a Chia Pet toilet seat is the answer? It would be soft and cushy for the ladies too.
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lauracarter In reply to msklystron [2007-12-11 03:33:06 +0000 UTC]
okay, now your on to something, you shouldn't have posted that on here, someone might steal maybe the best invention the world has ever seen! A toilet seat that not only soaks up urine but creates oxygen!
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lauracarter In reply to msklystron [2007-12-13 04:13:11 +0000 UTC]
Too bad you couldn't invent something to complete that house work for you, I have to wonder, are you still at it?
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msklystron In reply to lauracarter [2007-12-14 17:57:08 +0000 UTC]
What I need is an android body. That way housework wouldn't hurt so much. 11 bags of unwanted clothes, shoes and toys went off to charity. Two bags of absolute trash and a rickety nightstand went off to the curb. (Unlike people who shop to cheer themselves up, I throw stuff out. I highly recommend it. It's cathartic! I wish I had more stuff to get rid of...) I am now feeling more prepared for the huge influx of Xmas gifts.
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lauracarter In reply to msklystron [2007-12-15 01:44:44 +0000 UTC]
You just hit right on the head what is awful about Christmas, the mess on Boxing Day. Everything is over packaged and messy and then you are left with the job of finding place in an already over crowded house. Your idea appeals to me in so many ways!
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msklystron In reply to lauracarter [2007-12-15 05:43:01 +0000 UTC]
Absolutely! It's for a good cause too. Charities need toys and clothes at Christmas. Community Living and a few other agencies pick up the stuff at your door if you're in city, but you can always drop the stuff in a Sally Ann box or at your local church.
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Panoply [2007-11-09 06:39:38 +0000 UTC]
Yep, it happens to the best of us.
Okay. To be honest, I don't actually know who the best of us is. And as such don't know if that actually happens to him/her. But I'm assuming it does.
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Miskatonika [2007-09-21 04:22:08 +0000 UTC]
Whoa, I just saw this one!! Totally did that in the middle of the night, stumbling in the dark. Only to get woken up by that lovely cold toilet bowl water. Needless to say I was very grumpy the next morning.
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msklystron In reply to ThePurpleNurple [2007-09-06 15:26:01 +0000 UTC]
Wow! Thanks! Being nurpled is quite an honour!
The reason would be a somewhat hairy, male bipedal creature, who scratches itself frequently and stands while urinating. This creature also exhibits an uncanny inability to replace the toilet paper in the toilet roll holder. Approach with caution!
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msklystron In reply to ThePurpleNurple [2007-09-07 15:19:03 +0000 UTC]
Well, if toilet seats came with a remote control, those pesky featherless bipeds, would have no problem putting the seat down... and up and down... In fact they'd probably stand there watching it go up and down for hours...
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