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msklystron In reply to ??? [2011-02-03 17:53:20 +0000 UTC]

...based on a true story...

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catnipkitty [2008-10-24 14:52:44 +0000 UTC]

That's hilarious! Very true too. I'm sure this has happened to all of us at least once in our lives.

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msklystron In reply to catnipkitty [2008-10-25 02:42:07 +0000 UTC]

Thanks! It certainly happened to me!

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catnipkitty In reply to msklystron [2008-10-25 03:06:16 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome!

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meish [2008-06-22 17:30:49 +0000 UTC]



Very good.

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msklystron In reply to meish [2008-06-23 20:50:55 +0000 UTC]

Aw, thanks. And I said I'd never stoop to bathroom humour.

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meish In reply to msklystron [2008-06-25 18:01:17 +0000 UTC]

That's what they all say...

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msklystron In reply to meish [2008-06-25 18:37:07 +0000 UTC]

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FULGOREY2K [2008-06-17 14:09:01 +0000 UTC]

thats a funny drawing, made me laugh so hard.
well done girl. she seems to be really swimming in there

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msklystron In reply to FULGOREY2K [2008-06-18 01:38:00 +0000 UTC]

LOL! I'm glad it got you laughing. It's based on a true story.

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FULGOREY2K In reply to msklystron [2008-06-18 02:28:10 +0000 UTC]

really? who and what happened? if i may know of course

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msklystron In reply to FULGOREY2K [2008-06-18 02:31:32 +0000 UTC]

LOL! Me (my former husband left the seat up all the time) and I'm glad my mom made me take swimming lessons!

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FULGOREY2K In reply to msklystron [2008-06-18 03:08:56 +0000 UTC]

did you really fit there?
surreal..............
glad you made it alive then

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msklystron In reply to FULGOREY2K [2008-06-18 03:29:26 +0000 UTC]

It was a somewhat tighter fit than I would have liked.

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FULGOREY2K In reply to msklystron [2008-06-18 19:25:13 +0000 UTC]

ouch!!!!!.
glad to see that you managed to get out of that unusual situation.

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msklystron In reply to FULGOREY2K [2008-06-19 05:27:44 +0000 UTC]

I was just happy that the fire dept. didn't have to come with a sledge hammer or the jaws of life.

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FULGOREY2K In reply to msklystron [2008-06-19 07:01:08 +0000 UTC]

oh my, that would be quite a moment.
good thing you escaped it miss klystron

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msklystron In reply to FULGOREY2K [2008-06-19 21:30:43 +0000 UTC]

Me too, conducting my life from the sal de bain would have been too great a challenge.

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FULGOREY2K In reply to msklystron [2008-06-19 22:19:51 +0000 UTC]

amen to that girl

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HawtRebelChick-3 [2008-06-09 16:28:58 +0000 UTC]

hahahhahahah that is sooo cool,

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msklystron In reply to HawtRebelChick-3 [2008-06-09 21:57:33 +0000 UTC]

I'm so glad it made you laugh!

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HawtRebelChick-3 In reply to msklystron [2008-06-11 15:52:05 +0000 UTC]

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Furrylittleproblem12 [2008-04-22 02:28:08 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHAHA
hilarious!!

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msklystron In reply to Furrylittleproblem12 [2008-04-22 02:42:28 +0000 UTC]

Of course, you put the seat down, right?

Thanks!

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Furrylittleproblem12 In reply to msklystron [2008-04-22 22:17:26 +0000 UTC]

uhmm... yeah *looks fishy sideways*

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Docali [2008-02-07 22:31:19 +0000 UTC]

haha! funny idea and great work XD

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msklystron In reply to Docali [2008-02-07 22:41:56 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!!! What we women have to put up with!

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Docali In reply to msklystron [2008-02-07 22:43:56 +0000 UTC]

sure! XD

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navear [2008-01-15 02:27:37 +0000 UTC]

That's awesome! You've made me smile and reminded me of my mother's sense of humour all in the same hit. Very occasionally she'll draw things like this - the last one was a poke at the number of speakers my boyfriend at the time had; she'd drawn the lounge room full of them, with he and I poking our heads around to try and have a conversation.

Wow, now you've got me rambling... it's even better than I thought

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msklystron In reply to navear [2008-01-15 03:13:03 +0000 UTC]

Thank you! Yup, I'm often poking fun. It gets me through life with a smile most days. Sounds like you're very close to your mom. I've got four daughters and I'd like to think I'm close to each of them in one way or another. They inspire a lot of my funny stuff. Just looking under my youngest daughters beds can bring me to tears... There's a lost world under there, an Atlantis of lost left socks, decapitated Barbie dolls and other secret treasures. My older girls keep me humble with their intensely serious talents. Now I'm rambling, but that's not unusual for me.

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lauracarter [2007-12-08 02:20:16 +0000 UTC]

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, I'm going to show this to my husband! I haven't had that happen but I've sat in the pee puddle in the middle of the night because he was too lazy to lift the lid let alone put it down!!

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msklystron In reply to lauracarter [2007-12-08 17:20:05 +0000 UTC]

Thank you!

Be careful... if you show it to your husband... you might give him 'ideas'...

Regarding pee puddles: Considering the size of the target and the close range, this is unacceptable. Just as police have to go for target practice periodically, wives should likewise be able to send husbands (and sons) for toilet target practice.

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lauracarter In reply to msklystron [2007-12-11 02:22:09 +0000 UTC]

ha ha ha ha, too bad there wasn't a place we could send them for this target practice, I would get him a gift certificate for Christmas! I swear they don't even look, it's like they think they are watering the lawn! ha ha

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msklystron In reply to lauracarter [2007-12-11 03:02:48 +0000 UTC]

Perhaps a Chia Pet toilet seat is the answer? It would be soft and cushy for the ladies too.

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lauracarter In reply to msklystron [2007-12-11 03:33:06 +0000 UTC]

okay, now your on to something, you shouldn't have posted that on here, someone might steal maybe the best invention the world has ever seen! A toilet seat that not only soaks up urine but creates oxygen!

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msklystron In reply to lauracarter [2007-12-12 14:40:10 +0000 UTC]

My kooky inventions work best in fiction. I don't know if this one will make it to one of my stories... maybe a futuristic toilet that deals with the 'waste' kind of like a marsh system does...

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lauracarter In reply to msklystron [2007-12-13 04:13:11 +0000 UTC]

Too bad you couldn't invent something to complete that house work for you, I have to wonder, are you still at it?

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msklystron In reply to lauracarter [2007-12-14 17:57:08 +0000 UTC]

What I need is an android body. That way housework wouldn't hurt so much. 11 bags of unwanted clothes, shoes and toys went off to charity. Two bags of absolute trash and a rickety nightstand went off to the curb. (Unlike people who shop to cheer themselves up, I throw stuff out. I highly recommend it. It's cathartic! I wish I had more stuff to get rid of...) I am now feeling more prepared for the huge influx of Xmas gifts.

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lauracarter In reply to msklystron [2007-12-15 01:44:44 +0000 UTC]

You just hit right on the head what is awful about Christmas, the mess on Boxing Day. Everything is over packaged and messy and then you are left with the job of finding place in an already over crowded house. Your idea appeals to me in so many ways!

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msklystron In reply to lauracarter [2007-12-15 05:43:01 +0000 UTC]

Absolutely! It's for a good cause too. Charities need toys and clothes at Christmas. Community Living and a few other agencies pick up the stuff at your door if you're in city, but you can always drop the stuff in a Sally Ann box or at your local church.

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Panoply [2007-11-09 06:39:38 +0000 UTC]

Yep, it happens to the best of us.



Okay. To be honest, I don't actually know who the best of us is. And as such don't know if that actually happens to him/her. But I'm assuming it does.

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msklystron In reply to Panoply [2007-11-09 18:23:11 +0000 UTC]

I don't know if the Queen of England is the best of us, but I would guess that this has happened to her when she was attempting to seat herself on her throne.

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Miskatonika [2007-09-21 04:22:08 +0000 UTC]

Whoa, I just saw this one!! Totally did that in the middle of the night, stumbling in the dark. Only to get woken up by that lovely cold toilet bowl water. Needless to say I was very grumpy the next morning.

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msklystron In reply to Miskatonika [2007-09-21 05:03:37 +0000 UTC]

That only has to happen a couple of times before you take revenge!

Thanks!

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ThePurpleNurple [2007-09-06 09:11:39 +0000 UTC]

For some reason, this happens to us all the time.

(Oh and by the way: you've been Nurpled. )

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msklystron In reply to ThePurpleNurple [2007-09-06 15:26:01 +0000 UTC]

Wow! Thanks! Being nurpled is quite an honour!

The reason would be a somewhat hairy, male bipedal creature, who scratches itself frequently and stands while urinating. This creature also exhibits an uncanny inability to replace the toilet paper in the toilet roll holder. Approach with caution!

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ThePurpleNurple In reply to msklystron [2007-09-07 03:35:26 +0000 UTC]

Ah, those pesky featherless bipeds; there's no end to the fun they inspire!

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msklystron In reply to ThePurpleNurple [2007-09-07 15:19:03 +0000 UTC]

Well, if toilet seats came with a remote control, those pesky featherless bipeds, would have no problem putting the seat down... and up and down... In fact they'd probably stand there watching it go up and down for hours...

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incubusofapisces [2007-08-23 23:47:30 +0000 UTC]

Hahahahaha!

That's brilliant!

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msklystron In reply to incubusofapisces [2007-08-23 23:56:02 +0000 UTC]

Thanks! It's loosely based on reality!

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