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wadifahtook — The Dread Beast

Published: 2004-10-25 03:06:45 +0000 UTC; Views: 1456; Favourites: 29; Downloads: 90
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Description Were-hippo was furious. He had come to Hollywood to make movies, but found that "hippos need not apply". Only were-wolves and a number of were-cats were alowed to star in the films. Didn't they know how many people he killed in Africa every year? Disheartened, he was about to head home but was suddenly offered a job. He showed up on the set only to have the crew dress him in feathers and Native American garb. He explained that he was from Africa, not America, but the producers just shrugged and pointed to the ratings chart. Crushed, were-hippo returned home and was too depressed to eat anyone for weeks.
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Comments: 18

Rathamun [2009-01-17 06:12:02 +0000 UTC]

you do great pencil work, the shading on this boy is nice

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wadifahtook In reply to Rathamun [2009-01-23 05:14:05 +0000 UTC]

Thanks! I do so long for a were-hippo movie.

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XianJaguar [2004-11-10 20:09:48 +0000 UTC]

LOL! It's so true..hippos are waaay deadly dangerous...more so than MOST predators! And they eat meat too...including other dead hippos, which is just too disgusting.
Great job on this guy...he looks really scary. If hippos reared up like that in RL, maybe more people would take 'em seriously!

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whitedemon [2004-11-04 19:47:36 +0000 UTC]

theheee awesomeness , yes I don't c many hipo's

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kkitty23 [2004-10-27 05:31:59 +0000 UTC]

LMAO. this is why i love you so xD

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Starhorse [2004-10-27 02:58:18 +0000 UTC]

This was funny point in an otherwise depressing day. I know it wasn't intentional on your part, but thanks for cheerin me up either way.

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Chewie- [2004-10-26 01:59:25 +0000 UTC]

danger hippo

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hyena84 [2004-10-25 07:19:38 +0000 UTC]

Teeth like that could make a werewolf weep in shame...

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tsunami-ryuu [2004-10-25 03:38:40 +0000 UTC]

First, props for drawing a were-hippo. Second, that bio was GREAT.

Nice graphite work! I always end up with finger smudges all over my graphite art, so I admire anyone who can handle the stuff.

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wadifahtook In reply to tsunami-ryuu [2004-10-25 04:00:43 +0000 UTC]

After leaving several ooky smudges on his body, I glanced at a kleenex box I had nearby and thought, "I wonder...?" If you take a kleenex and rub it over the finger smudges, it helps smooth them out. I wish I could find my other pencils! 2Bs only give you so much contrast. Thanks for the comment!

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tsunami-ryuu In reply to wadifahtook [2004-10-26 22:47:20 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome, and thank you for the tip. I'll have to try the Kleenex trick on some of my art.

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wolfgonemad [2004-10-25 03:33:52 +0000 UTC]

Gahahahahaha!! XD Were-hippo shall RULE!

*LOVE* Ooohhh god...*still giggling like mad*

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wadifahtook In reply to wolfgonemad [2004-10-25 03:49:54 +0000 UTC]

Can't you just see these guys crashing through a misty forest at night, howling at the moon? XD

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wolfgonemad In reply to wadifahtook [2004-10-25 05:31:07 +0000 UTC]

YES. XD And standing over mangled people looking all crazy and dramatic, with kool-aid blood dripping off them.

And it's really kool-aid.

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PinkBananas [2004-10-25 03:31:47 +0000 UTC]

That.. is the saddest story I've ever read. ):

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wadifahtook In reply to PinkBananas [2004-10-25 03:48:10 +0000 UTC]

Aye, poor were-hippo.

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AmysBirdHouse [2004-10-25 03:16:19 +0000 UTC]

I love it! The bio is great. Hippos are in fact very dangerous, accountable for more human deaths than any mammal in Africa, except for Lions. Those producers are lucky the were-hippo didn't open a can of whoop-arse on them!

The face is the best. The eye expression really makes it. I love the detail on the muzzle,too

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wadifahtook In reply to AmysBirdHouse [2004-10-25 03:30:01 +0000 UTC]

Yup, they kill more people there then crocs do if I remember correctly! Still, I can't help but love these guys. They are so interesting...even if they do fling their dung around with their tails. That habit alone might keep them out of acting careers... Thanks for commenting!

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