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Published: 2012-02-15 01:42:16 +0000 UTC; Views: 4695; Favourites: 268; Downloads: 32
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Because someone told me I couldn't, so I did.Also, you have to admit, it's the best trolling that's still trolling even now.
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"Trolls" idk why but i crack up everytime i hear that word.
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Hmmm... I'm pretty sure I can find that in a dictionary.
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It's a draw between the writers of Q'uran and the Bible.
Both were A-level Troll-kings.Β
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I thought that God Himself was the undisputed king of trolls, and then he got a bunch of humans to ghostwrite his book for him so they'd get the blame for it.
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I think it was written by a bunch of people, and the one who wrote Leviticus was just angry at everything.
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Almost everything,but yeah,most of it is bullcrap.....
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Lol, either he was trolling or this scenario:
He gets super stoned and is like
"IMMA WRITE A BOOK!"
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hey, this is pretty damn good.Β I'm keeping this one.
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I can't wait to die just to see what happens. It'll probably be like all black. I'd prefer reincarnation then going to a city in the clouds though.
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Blasphemy has never been funnier than this.
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One of two things happened with the Bible. Either the writers thought that the things they were writing were real or they wanted to use these writings to control people. Either way, it's wrong.
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Half the bible is ripped off from previous cultures.
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What ... BIBLE is not a newspaper 
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no, it's a collection mythological stories
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I think it's more than half personally.
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I never researched it that thoroughly.
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King of the trolls was King Constantine of Constantinople, who combined the different Christian stories/plagiarizes into one book when the separate Christian cults grew pass his own supporters numbers.
"Hmm.. there's a lot of those little weirdos now. Now how to get them to follow me instead of fighting me, I got it! I'm one of you, I follow the Christ, but I'm still better than you, I combined all the important words into one book making me the 13th Apostle of Christ not Matthias!"
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I definately dispute that. In all sense it really seems as though the original bible was constructed to spread what was considered good morales and righteousness back then, regardless of the fact that compared to morales nowadays it's just a load of shit. (Ignoring the fact humanity has been corrupting and twisting it for thousands of years.)
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i don't know, i'd say all the people afterward who edited it were pretty trollish <-- (if that is even a word) XD
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lol TOTALLY. JESUS! YOU ARE KING! ALL HAIL JESUS, KING OF TROLLS!
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Well, he DID piss a lot of people off.
"STOP TURNING THE WATER INTO WINE I'M TRYING TO TAKE A SHOWER!"
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XD Finally!
It always pisses me off when ppl treat it as if christian is everything = =.
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Bible is a collection of books and the books have really many writers. There is plenty of different versions of the Bible (that include different books) so is all of the persons that write the books of Bible trolls or is the person that collected the books for the first version of Bible a troll?
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You wanted to be edgy and you came out stupid because of lack of knowing any better what the hell is a bible in the first place.
There was no guy who wrote the bible. If there was, he'd be one of the most evil masterminds in the history of earth. Sadly it wasn't. I have no-one to tip my hat to.
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